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Stallman dating simulator

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 16:50:28 No.31800547 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31805265 >>31806587 >>31806607 >>31806632 >>31807096 >>31807107 >>31808655

Enjoy: http://190.31.213.188/play.php

It is not an executable, it is web-based. Right now the only functional things are the activities, events haven't been implemented yet.

Also this isn't saved anywhere, so when you refresh/close-the-tab all the progress is lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 16:52:24 No.31800573 Report

Quoted By: >>31800599

Is this going on your resume?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 16:54:03 No.31800599 Report

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>>31800573
I am NEET parasite therefore I don't need a resume

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 16:56:32 No.31800633 Report

Quoted By: >>31800640

Nice trick with loading the image. Is it to slow down the loading, so you can collect more info to your botnet?

Or is your server really that slow to send me mere 200kB?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 16:57:52 No.31800640 Report

Quoted By: >>31803011 >>31803130 >>31805415

>>31800633
I have 30kbps max upload speed. Also it isn't a botnet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 16:59:02 No.31800652 Report

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>Google Visitor
>Stallman
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 17:02:11 No.31800691 Report

Quoted By: >>31800718

nigger wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 17:03:53 No.31800718 Report

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>>31800691
Oh, forgot to remove those.

There is a variable system where you can assign a variable name (like %PLAYER_NAME) to some value/function for dynamic output.

That text there was added for debugging purposes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 17:04:50 No.31800742 Report

Quoted By: >>31800785

post sauce OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 17:05:14 No.31800747 Report

Quoted By: >>31800785

C-can you give me a login dude?
What's this server anyway? Your home fun machine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 17:07:57 No.31800785 Report

Quoted By: >>31800808

>>31800747
>C-can you give me a login dude?
It would be useless as this IP is dynamic and probably in less than one hour it is going to change.
>What's this server anyway? Your home fun machine?
Yep no money for a decent host.

>>31800742
This is actually a web-based dating sim engine. People will be able to create ``shoujos'' and add text, options, countdown, status, and several other functionality to them.

This was made in less than a week, now I am going to make the server-side part. Sadly no money for hosting so I will finish this, post it on /g/, receive a few posts and then it will dust in some tarball forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 17:09:41 No.31800808 Report

Quoted By: >>31800850

>>31800785
Well post the darn source code man. And make sure you respect my freedoms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 17:12:48 No.31800850 Report

Quoted By: >>31802983

>>31800808
You already got it in here: http://190.31.213.188/play.php. Look up how to rip a website.

I don't like sharing my source and it uses databases so it would be useless if you had the source code. I would have to make documentation on the tables, and migrate them which honestly I don't feel like doing.

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bump Sun 24 Feb 2013 17:15:11 No.31800882 Report

Quoted By:

>I don't like sharing my source

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 19:33:09 No.31802920 Report

Quoted By:

>no furry mode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 19:36:29 No.31802967 Report

Quoted By:

Please upload the script somewhere and I'll put it on my server.
The site doesn't even load for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 19:37:27 No.31802983 Report

Quoted By:

>>31800850
just dump the sql and upload the php files.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 19:38:56 No.31803011 Report

Quoted By:

>>31800640
Dude just rent a 2$/mo VPS for this or a free host or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 19:47:51 No.31803130 Report

Quoted By:

>>31800640
>Also it isnt a botnet.

oh, okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 21:43:16 No.31805059 Report

Quoted By:

Posting in epic thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 21:45:32 No.31805109 Report

Quoted By:

released under gplv3?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 21:48:04 No.31805150 Report

Quoted By:

Does this respect my freedoms?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 21:52:41 No.31805265 Report

Quoted By:

>>31800547
gimme the source, i will post it in a server

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:00:14 No.31805415 Report

Quoted By:

>>31800640
Im currently DDOS:ing OP's site with my 250MBit internet connection

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:18:07 No.31805749 Report

Quoted By:

>2013
>not using HTML5
pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:28:44 No.31806008 Report

Quoted By: >>31806209

Site is back online at the same address

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:35:22 No.31806209 Report

Quoted By:

>>31806008
how do i play it faggot ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:37:20 No.31806257 Report

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Why don't you use a good operating system for your server OP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:48:54 No.31806587 Report

Quoted By:

>>31800547
I swear he looks like ThePlague but with a beard..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:49:27 No.31806607 Report

Quoted By: >>31806651

>>31800547
does this work on linux?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:50:42 No.31806632 Report

Quoted By: >>31806765 >>31806961 >>31807178

>>31800547
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Date: Sun, 24 Feb 2013 16:50:05 GMT
Server: Apache/2.2.21 (Win32) mod_ssl/2.2.21 OpenSSL/1.0.0e PHP/5.3.8 mod_perl/2.0.4 Perl/v5.10.1
X-Powered-By: PHP/5.3.8
Content-Type: text/html

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:51:17 No.31806651 Report

Quoted By: >>31806706 >>31806765 >>31807178

>>31806607
No it's a win32 server. Shame on you OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:53:10 No.31806706 Report

Quoted By: >>31806765

>>31806651
yeah srsly its about stallman and even linux users can't pray game..

wow my sides..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:55:32 No.31806765 Report

Quoted By: >>31806826 >>31807178

>>31806706
>>31806651
>>31806632

OP confirmed for being a plebs maximus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:56:25 No.31806787 Report

Quoted By:

2 minute long bath. My sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 22:58:04 No.31806826 Report

Quoted By:

>>31806765
not even the same, OP

are you guys just accustomed to not putting effort into looking, just like your OS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:02:25 No.31806961 Report

Quoted By:

>>31806632
What's wrong with this? I don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:03:18 No.31806988 Report

Quoted By:

Holy bandwidth, Stallman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:03:30 No.31806992 Report

Quoted By: >>31807146

>slow as fuck to load
>not open source
OP I am disappoint

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:07:02 No.31807096 Report

Quoted By: >>31807759

>>31800547
Loading for the past 5 minutes.
I have patience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:07:21 No.31807107 Report

Quoted By:

>>31800547
where's the source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:08:11 No.31807130 Report

Quoted By:

/g/'s already overloaded the website

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:08:40 No.31807146 Report

Quoted By:

>>31806992
>>slow as fuck to load
>>not open source

It's a privilege not a right, demanding neckbeard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:09:44 No.31807178 Report

Quoted By: >>31807250

>>31806765
>>31806632
>>31806651
I developed it on Linux but I am doing some Windows work right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:11:51 No.31807250 Report

Quoted By: >>31807270 >>31807271 >>31807353

>>31807178
The Linux community requests you compile this game for its user-base

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:12:35 No.31807270 Report

Quoted By:

>>31807250
The windows community requests you go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:12:38 No.31807271 Report

Quoted By:

>>31807250
I'm part of the Linux community, and we decided ur a faget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:13:10 No.31807298 Report

Quoted By:

Wait.

You mean there are people on /g/ who aren't using Windows?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:15:02 No.31807353 Report

Quoted By:

>>31807250
But you can't compile a script.

And I told you I won't share the source.

If you want to make your own create an .xml with this format: http://190.31.213.188/ajax_server/shoujo_info.php and send me an email with it and I will make you a custom one for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:17:00 No.31807406 Report

Quoted By: >>31808015 >>31808201

Can't no one just save it as .mht and upload somewhere ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:31:53 No.31807759 Report

Quoted By: >>31807827

>>31807096
Still loading.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:34:45 No.31807827 Report

Quoted By: >>31808043

>>31807759
That is impossible and you are lying or you are a retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:42:42 No.31808015 Report

Quoted By:

>>31807406

R...

Wait a sec.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:44:21 No.31808043 Report

Quoted By:

>>31807827
Dead serious.
I just checked and it's done though.
Waiting for that bath now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:52:06 No.31808201 Report

Quoted By: >>31808434

>>31807406
For the ones that don't realize yet, t is impossible.

It uses something called AJAX that fetches information from an .xml file, therefore it is impossible to play it without a server that fetches said document, you need a server.

If someone is gentle enough to donate me a server, or if someone has a vps or a host my email is on the email field and I can give you the entire source and you could host it from there. This version and the definite version with more features and character creation (which I might have a beta in 2-3 weeks)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:56:26 No.31808278 Report

Quoted By:

cant play the fucking game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2013 23:58:46 No.31808327 Report

Quoted By: >>31808368

Uploaded images to imgur, now it should load faster

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:00:11 No.31808364 Report

Quoted By:

Freeware is retarded, if you're gonna release it for free why not include the source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:00:22 No.31808368 Report

Quoted By:

>>31808327
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:02:59 No.31808434 Report

Quoted By:

>>31808201
I've sent you a mail.
If he manages to upload it it'll be on:
http://woabou.eu/g/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:03:47 No.31808459 Report

Quoted By:

Uploaded it here: http://woabou.eu/g/

Thanks anon-kun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:08:17 No.31808558 Report

Quoted By: >>31808569 >>31808581

>non-free stallman simulatot

Truely you are worse then Hitler.

Just dump the fucking tables or something, fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:08:49 No.31808569 Report

Quoted By:

>>31808558
simulator*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:09:29 No.31808581 Report

Quoted By: >>31808613

>>31808558
>simulatot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:11:05 No.31808613 Report

Quoted By: >>31808802

>>31808581
>caring about typos
Sorry but I think you forgot to suck off your mom's dick this moring

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:13:02 No.31808655 Report

Quoted By:

>>31800547
>Be more clean if he takes a bath
God he's an idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 00:18:42 No.31808802 Report

Quoted By:

>>31808613

>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 01:49:21 No.31810586 Report

Quoted By: >>31810826

Did they fix the images, yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 02:02:24 No.31810826 Report

Quoted By: >>31811592

>>31810586
Yes, reload now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 02:43:29 No.31811592 Report

Quoted By: >>31811630

>>31810826
Le trick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2013 02:46:04 No.31811630 Report

Quoted By:

>>31811592
Le trick.

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