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[1306504636] portal 2 was awsum

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hi so um portal 2 was awsum

the story goes like this

first it is boring stuff but then i defeeted wheetlie and then i fell down all the way to an outside harbor in china and i totally believe everithing that the level creators make for me because it looked so real i peed my pants

then i found out that my friend was a potato that i stucked on top of my gun and i shotted potato portals then
it was a computer potato and i totaly believe that because everithing is real in games

i want to have potatos in my room and speak to them now

im glad that they made portal 2 for 10 year olds - we rock but not as much as sonic rocks

i want a sonic potato now