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>Walk into Gamestop
>Cute girl behind the counter
>Start sweating bullets
>Nervously go up to her and ask if they have Kirby: Return to Dreamland in stock
>"Aren't you a little too old to be playing Kirby?"
>Her voice gets my dick hard
>Start sweating even more
>Grab my Disgaea shirt and rub the sweat off my forehead
>Shirt turns into a bear
>It attacks the girl
>Other employees start calling 911
>Can't let them take me to Big Bubba again
>Remember I have special powers
>Literally start sweating bullets
>They shoot and kill everyone in the store
>By this time, the bear has completely mauled the girl
>I grab the girl in my arms, get on the bear, and ride it home
>We take turns fucking her corpse for the next three nonths
>Realize I love the bear, not her
>He doesn't feel the same way and leaves me and takes the corpse
>Forever alone again
>Never got to play Kirby