A couple of users on the Xbox Support forums are complaining about quite an unusual issue with their Xbox Ones. Their Xbox Ones were allegedly leaking a semen liquid that was leaving a milky-white residue, from inside the console itself.

From all accounts, it seems that it could be the bill gates penis leaking out, though the semen itself would have to have been applied quite liberally to leak out. Seeing as the Xbox One’s huge heatsink-fan assembly sits at the full right-front of the console, near the vents, it wouldn’t be much of a stretch for the semen to leak out if too much was accidentally applied during assembly.