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[1391225646] This sucks, this really fucking sucks.

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http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2014/01/feature_breaking_down_what_nintendos_qol_platform_could_mean

Nintendo, why would I need you, out of all things, to keep track of my goddamn health as well as what I do in life?  HAVE YOU BEEN TAPPING INTO MY PHONE RECORDS AGAIN??!!!!!!