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[1394868430] COSMOS!

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>travel through cosmos on celestial body
>race has been at war for millennia, split between two factions, factions within factions argue
>see the terror that is caused by killing
>decide for peace
>planet is united, each land, all ethnicities of our great race living in unity and harmony, as one while still separate
>time passes
>kings are elected, leaders rule
>prosper
>problems
>atmosphere of celestial body begins to decay due to volcanic belching diminishing
>radiation, sickness, infertility, race facing extinction and can only be overcome with technology
>needtofix.jpg
>there is a material that can be divided into such small pieces that it can float in the upper atmosphere, it reflects radiation and cosmic rays
>the mineral, gold, is infinitely scarce on this planet
>discover that a planet that we pass each some 3000 years have plenty of it
>go there, get gold, make vacation resort of planet
>Nova Terra, no laws
>create slaves to carry cups out of beings already existing, adding your dna to beings that used to smear feces on the walls
>don't smear feces on the walls
>look like us
>can into serve wine
>can into bone
>accidentally create beings that are like you, just smaller and without the genetic code that prevents aging
>seriously fuck up all around the globe
>leave new species, which is essentially a shitty model of their creators to carve, plow, model and govern the planet
>new species have most of the qualities of creators, but also all flaws
>inherently master race at sex & war
>gods of war and pleasure with the spiritual complexity of a snail
>proceeds to evolve with this lifestyle for thousands of years with no guiding hands as creators were judged imprisonment/death for their heinous deeds

>tfw they have probably vanished and are extinct
>tfw we are their legacy and we're about to all die a horrible nuclear death/Yellowstone eruption and the greedy kikes didn't really plan for the survival of the plebs

>thfw kikes inherit the earth