>>5600915No, but feel free to use my patented porn .gif backstory randomizer. You simply take the image number, and divide it into pairs, starting with the rightmost couple of numbers and working your way left.
Once you've done that, each pair of digits is part of an information code about the girl/girls in the video:
>numbers between 0-29 indicate age. any number below your acceptable norm (mine is 13) can denote how many years younger than you she is.>numbers between 30-49 and 60-79 indicate number of sexual experiences/sexual partners so far>numbers between 50-59 indicate height in feet and inches, i.e. 50 is five feet, 51 is five foot one, etc.>80-99 indicates year of birth, i.e. 80 is 1980For extra fun, if you're into the whole MILF thing (which I am), you can pretend that all girls born 90-99 are pregnant, with the single digit to the left of the pair indicating the age of the fetus in weeks, and all girls born 80-89 have children, with the digit to their immediate left denoting the age of the child in years.
If there are two or more girls in the .gif, you simply apply the algorithm to both of them.
So for example, let's take this fine .gif here:
>>5631505The .gif number is 1367993680396.
The rightmost pair of numbers is 96. This means that one of the girls in the .gif is born in '96; I'm gonna say it's the blonde on the top right. What's more, the next number to her left is a 3; she's been pregnant 3 weeks.
The next pair is 03. That means that there's a girl here that's 3 years younger than I am. That makes her 23 going on 24. I'm gonna say it's the brunette on her knees.
The next pair is 68. That means that one of the girls in the .gif has had sex 68 times in her life.
The next pair is 93. The last girl, the auburn-haired one on the bottom right, is born '93, and the 9 next to that means that she's 9 weeks pregnant.
SO: In summation, we have a pretty cool backstory: a 23-year-old chick is shlicking a pair of pregnant teenagers.