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Oh boy, a whole fucking board full of three-second porn loops! I remember when this board used to consist almost entirely of genuinely funny (or at least mildly interesting) shit, and even -- god forbid -- original content.

Mind you, that was back the majority of the posters were old enough to find and consume real pornography elsewhere, and didn't have to worry about their parents walking in on them. Now that you're all 12 in here, I can see why you'd prefer to watch three seconds of some low-res chick getting boned in the ass, rather than consume pornography in a sensible format. At least this way your parents are less likely to catch you, right?

Bottom line? I'd pay real money to see moot remove this fucking waste of a board. It's of even less value than /hc/ was (if that's possible, not that most of you are old enough to remember /hc/, never mind the time before it existed).

Have fun with your early-90s porn formats, kiddos.