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I'm in desperate need of advice here.
I really want to fuck my friend's mom, or any mom in general. She hasn't shown any signs of wanting the same, but it doesn't seem too far out of the question. She has given me some pretty physical hugs though, if that counts.

tl;dr How do I score a milf?

Pic sorta related, I guess.