>>4464184Do you know how much shit would be in my pants if that ever happened to me?
I dont think scientists have instruments that could calculate that much.
Seriously, the earths rotational axis would be thrown off by the mountain of shit that appeared in the .3 seconds a situation like that happened to me.
I once saw a Documentary where this film crew was on it's way up into the jungle to film gorillas. Their jeep had gotten a flat tire, and the crew was filming them changing it for the B roll, when a giant fucking gorilla came running out of the jungle, it flipped the fucking jeep over, then grabbed the back tire AND RIPPED THAT FUCKER RIGHT OFF!
Broke the lugnuts, the axil and bent the rim like it was paper. That scene was going through my head when it grabbed that poor black dude.
............A metric Fuckton of shit, thats all im sayin.