>>4997063>>4997056Hey at least you're limited to using your hands, I need to stick something up my ass, and not just any old vaguely penis-shaped thing mind you, it has to feel like my hips are about to be split in half because it's so wide, I tear inside because I need it so long to feel anything in the right places as well; basically I stick a big fat tube of FUCK up my ass
and no, that's not the end of it, to get just enough stimulation I also push a length of pearls down my urethra while flaccid, get everything all ready, and then jack off to my heart's content, which is about half an hour before I need to switch hands and give my ass a five minute break and relube, and then for up to an hour and a half after that before I can actually ejaculate
>AT NO TIME DURING THIS ESCAPADE DO I GET AN ORGASMthat I can get by lubing up my palm and rubbing the glans at a normal pace, only I can't finish an orgasm by myself; why? because everything spasms out when I orgasm and I turn into a limp and shivering pile of girly moans, so yeah
what the fuck is wrong with my body