>>5486523Not if you wear glasses. My girlfriend likes to suddenly LOL *SQUOOSH* with her boobs sometimes... to my head... and I'm always like, GODDAMIT FUCK let me get my glasses off fir-- *squished eyeballs, stabbed nose*
That, or she decides to play the 'now you can't breath!' game for a bit. Buuuut generally these things are a direct result of me pestering her (boobs) in one fashion or another.