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11. If there are two girls who are just friends, they will have sex.
12. If there are two girls who are enemies, they will realize they love each other and have sex. This includes sudden realizations of love, one girl saving the other's life, or one girl consoling the other after the second girl realizes the male love of her life is cheating on her, marrying another, or tells her he doesn't like her.
13. Boy/boy sex will occur under similar instances as girl/girl sex, except boys don't need consoling if the girl they like is cheating on him, marrying another, or tells him she doesn't like him. Boys would rather hit something or get drunk when this happens (being drunk often leads to sex in all aspects of life, lemony or otherwise).
14. If there is a quiet, shy character in the series, she will follow a similar path as the sexually repressed character. However, if a boy is shy and quiet, he will have a large penis.
15. All boys will have a large penis.
16. All girls will have breasts that are larger than they first appear to be.
17. All girls will be virgins.
a. All girls who aren't virgins will have more experience than a Times Square hooker.
18. All girls who are virgins will think their male counterpart's penis is "the biggest they've ever seen!" Since they're virgins, this is probably true. This, of course, still doesn't detract from how stupid it sounds.
19. All girls who are virgins will be experts at blowjobs, and will have no trouble putting a boy's penis in their mouth and swallowing their sperm.
a. Girls who are virgin blowjob experts who DON'T swallow will have the sperm shot onto their face, breasts, and/or hair, and they will enjoy it.
20. Girls who are virgin blowjob experts will always be able to deepthroat, regardless if their first partner is a human, dog, horse, or any other being with a large phallus.
