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So, we all read it before right?
>i found out that you did X!
>Oh noes~!
>Allow yourself to be raped repeatedly senseless by these old fat men or I'll tell everyone that you did X!
>Okay!

With X being everything from changing clothes, shoplifting, pissing or (gasp) having sex with bf.

Stupid, huh? No one is that dumb.
So I was reading news today...
>send me nekkid photos, I might givemoney/gifts!
>various gals: okay!
>lol fooled ya, give me money and sex or I'll send your photos all over internet. Also, I want to live at your home
>various gals: okay!
>(MUCH later) gals: waaaitaminute...