I've seen a few threads on /v/ where they talk about shit that pisses them off about 3DPD porn, so how about we have one for 2D? Not just cliches that you're sick of like "my hips are moving on their own" or "I'm going to get pregnant with Onii-chan's child"; I mean stuff that annoys you about the medium itself. For example:

>browsing a doujin site
>come across a doujin with a really hot-looking cover art
>download it
>first few pages are fucking hot
>suddenly, dickgirls, watersports, guro, or other /d/ shit

As for pics, just dump whatever.