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Anyone like stupid girls?

!!/A5ntrHB16K No.50897 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I like /hc/ porn of stupid girls, and love dating them irl. It's a fetish of mine.

Every girl I have ever dated has been dumb. I like it becuase it goes alone with that whole innocent, vulnerable type deal. Im a dom male, but Im not an asshole. I dont call girls dumb or stupid to put them down, if you can understand that. I just think its so fucking adorable when they say really stupid thing, and it makes them very sexy to me.

My current girlfriend is as dumb as rocks. Two recent ones were "What's 11 times 10?" and when she was making me tea I asked her why she was putting cold water in the kettle and she said "Cold water boils faster than hot water." She also works a very simple job at the mall and always gets in trouble because of really stupid things she does, and because she cant learn anything new very quickly.

Im not intimidated by smart women. I have a say in who gets hired in my dept at work and always pick the smart girls for that, so I'm surrounded by them, but even though some are very attractive, I cant ever imagine fucking them. They are aggressive and argumentative most of the time anyway. Even if they were not, intelligence is still a turn off.

Meanwhile my shit for brains girlfriend cant keep her shit together at a simple retail job. I love her so much. She wants to be a housewife when we have kids, and she always does what I tell her to, and she is the most loyal girl I have ever dated. I'll probably marry her in the next year. The sex is also hot, not only because stupid girls turn me on, but because she has done everything I have asked her too. Ive even asked her to do stuff I dont really like, just because its a turn on to watch her obey to please me. She wants to make me happy and she always has. Anyone else like this in girls?

Ill post a lot of dumb looking porn girls so this will still be a worthy /hc/ thread.