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Situations when your cover was almost blown

No.125359 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
foregin fag here.

ITT: stories when your "cover" was almost blown, and gay-related pictures (since it's a porn board)

>be at friend's house
>get drunk with few people
>4 a.m. we can't sleep
>go to youtube, get bored after few videos
>we decide to do so random shit on fb
>"hey anon, let's do it on your account!"
>"yeah, why not..."
>sitting in front of the monitor
>writing my username
>writing my password
>then, I look at the "password" place, and see no dots
>wtf.jpg
>dunno what's happening
>checking my "login" box
>OHMYGOD.jpg
>I wrote my pass in the "login" box, the pass is the full name of my crush (obviously a guy)
>I've immediately covered the monitor, and turned off the computer
>"dude, was that X name? Are you gay or something?"
>heart attack mode: activated
>"what? R u kidding? you are just drunk"
>they were confused, but (I hope) believed...

Sometimes I'm so stupid. I dunno, if someone already knows, because I had few situations like this.

I would love to know your stories /hm/
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Small Dicks

No.95902 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Anyone else find small dicks have their own appeal?
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