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This has been happening a lot today.
You must be new here. This is /hr/, not /b/.
1) This isn't /r/. Post some stuff for us, we might help you out.
2) Bumping every five minutes doesn't happen in /hr/. If a thread is bumped every five minutes, it's obvious that OP and the repliers are the samefag, making people less likely to help with your /r/.
3) Bumping every five minutes keeps good posts off the front page, making people less likely to help with your /r/.