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Oil tankers whose fronts have not yet fallen off thread.

Here's a humorous video of an interview of an Australian politician.

On August 19th 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil.

Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament, appeared on a TV news program to reassure the Australian public. This actual interview is so funny, you'd swear it was a Saturday Night Live or Monty Python skit.

I didn't know that they weren't allowed to make oil tankers out of paper, string, cello tape or rubber. Who knew.

http://blog.impactmt.com/2008/09/front-fell-off-oil-tanker.html