>>467478WAIT, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop using the word "curvy" to describe Elisha Cuthbert. Fat girls own the word curvy now. They use that word to describe themselves so they don't sound like what they are - fat. There is no taking the word away from them now, because they all use it.
"REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!"
Fatty empowerment bullshit. Real women don't have the waistline of the Death Star.
So please, calling Elisha "curvy" puts them in the company of these buffalo, because they are nothing alike.
I am going to ask some girl on the phone "So what is your body like?" and she is going to say "Curvy!", and I am going to get a vision of Elisha in my head.
Then I go to pick her up and she blows out the right side tires on my car when she gets in. Fuck that.