>>175266its turning out to be too long. wow, i suck. here's the first part.
It was another dull, uneventful day at the Customer Service control panel room, where the attendant himself was bored to tears. Business was slow nowadays, especially since their number one customer, King Dedede, was nearly clean out of money. From what he heard, Dedede took to desperate measures and decided to whore out his snail servant for money. The man kind of sympathized with the little guy.
Sighing, he took out a pot and watered his pet demon beast, Lovely (that flower enemy from KSS...forgot its name). It kind of bounced around happily in its pot and smiled at CS. It was his only friend.
CS looked over to a neatly wrapped box lying on the floor that his boss sent over to him. Having nothing better to do, he might as well open it now. Inside of it, he found a pink dainty panty, with a tag that said "For CS." He blushed, a little put off that Nightmare would send him something dumb like this (a handheld would’ve been better at that moment), but decided to kill some time and try it out. No one would see him. Except the flower, but he didn’t care.
These are kind of comfortable, he thought. He looked at the tall mirror (he had to keep looking good for the customers y’know) and modeled a bit. Suddenly, a com panel opened up behind him, revealing the shadowy figure of his boss, Nightmare. Catching the panel in the mirror, Customer Service gave a surprised yelp and turned around, trying to cover himself up.