Troll Police meta comic #1:

[PANEL 1, two cat people sit on a couch with game controllers]
FURFAG 1: Boy it is hard being college roommate cats who are also ninjas!
FURFAG 2: Yes but we can relax by playing these fine video games. Hey check out the latest The Matrix game, starring characters from The Matrix!
[PANEL 2, a generic demon appears and looks menacing]
DEMON: Ruu!
FURFAG 1: Oh no it is the demon warlord who rules this amazing land of magic!
[PANEL 3, the demon]
DEMON: You two samurai ninjas who are college roommate cats who play video games have been a thorn in my side for too long, also you are out of touch and I'm out of time.
[PANEL 4, demon background, cat ninja roommates foreground, unsheathing their magic enhanced super dee duper katanas and/or going super DUPER sayian 5 or some shit]
DEMON: If you wish to defeat me, you must face me on my terms, a game of Dance Dance Revolution... to the death!