I DEMAND JETPACKS
STEAMPUNK MARIO
PRINCESS BOOBS, BUT NOT JUST A PRINCESS, OH NO, THAT'D BE TOO SIMPLE.
BOWSER HAS GOTTEN A SEX CHANGE USING THE POWER OF THE STARS IN THIS EVIL MACHINE. IN THIS HORRIBLE PROCESS A HOLE IS CREATED IN THE SPCAE TIME CONTINUEUM, CONNECTING ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS. GORDON FREEMAN FROM HALF LIFE IS SUCKED THOUGH, AS WELL AS LINK, SNAKE, AND DUKE NUKEM. THY ARE ALL TRANGENDERFIED VIA BOWSER'S MACHINE. THEIR BREASTS ARE SIZE D AT LEAST.
ANWAY, BOWERS RUNS AWAY. TO BECOME MEN AGAIN, THEY TEAM UP WITH LUIGI, WHO IS STILL A DUDE, AND HAVE SEXY PARTY. THEN THEY GO THOUGH WORLD TO GET BACK MACHINE AND KILL BOSWER. BOWSER SAY "NO!" AND EXPLODE INTO GIANT HEAVY WEAPONS GUY. BUT THEN SASHA BACKFIRES AND HE IS TURNED INTO HEAVY WEAPONS LADY. THEN CATFIGHT HAPPENS. LUIGI WATCHES, JACKS OFF, AND BECOMES GALACTUS, EATER OF PLANETS. HE CONSUMES THE WORLD AND THE DAY IS SAVED, THANKS TO THE POWERPUFFTITS.
ALTERNATIVELY, DEEDEE FROM DEXTERS LAB GETS GIAAAAAANT TITS AFTER BEING ZAPPED WITH ONE OF DEXTER'S EXPERIMENTAL LAZERS