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/i/RPG TIEM!

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You are currently in the World of FFVII in Midgar.
On your way through Wall Market, the bright lights and laughter from a little house make you curious.
You decide to go there to look what's up.
It is the Honeybee Inn, Midgar's best and biggest brothel!
A girl with big tits greets you and tells you that today is open house day and you can join the party without a membership!
Of course you know that in Honeybee Inn sexual needs of every kind are satisfied, going as far as perversions like "consensual sex in the missionary position"...
What do you do? (Please illustrate.)