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Necromance
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I DREW A HAWT STORY ABOUT ME AND MY STUPID FRIENDS SMEXY BOYTOY (PENIS) ;)
Necromance
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SHE WA ALL LIKE " YOUR WEINER SMELLS FUNNY GET IT AWAY FROM MY MOUTH" SO I WAS ALL LIKE " ILL DO IT! COME WITH ME" BUT HE DIDNT. :'(
Necromance
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SO I FOUND MORE WILLYS! ONE FOR MY HAND ANOTHER FOR MY OTHER HAND AND ONE FOR MY PRIVATE PLACE
Necromance
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THEN I GIT A REEEEALY YUMMY ONE IM MY MOUTH. tHEN SUMONE SHOWD UP
Necromance
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IT WAS MY FRIENSD SEXY BOYFRIEND HE WAS ALL LIKE " LET ME HELP YOU!" AND HE LLICKED YUMMY PENIS WITH ME! ( HE ALSO GREW A MOUSTACHE CAUSE THERE SEXY)_
Necromance
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tHEN EVERY ONE WAS DONE AND SUPER HAPPY THE END!
Anonymous
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Trying too hard to be funny.