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Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 11:38:00 No.289671 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>289687 >>289740 >>289810 >>289850

Hi, Avid Painter here!

I was just wondering about something. It may be strange, but i'm sure I can't be the only one!

Does anyone else here do a specific ritual/behaviour/act to "get into character" before doing any paintings or sculptures etc?

E.G, wear a costume, listen to music...

I just can't seem to produce any good work unless I get into that certain mindset by doing my thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 12:34:00 No.289679 Report

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Oh, trust me, your inability to produce good work has nothing to do with a lack of rituals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 12:39:00 No.289680 Report

Quoted By: >>289682

Is it really that bad? I know it is by no means "good", but I don't think it's bad.

...And that one was done while I was in costume.

DragonicDarkness

DragonicDarkness Fri 07 Nov 2008 12:43:00 No.289682 Report

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>>289680
Don't worry yourself too much. People are douches here...
Honest douches... But douches nonetheless...

Lia

Lia Fri 07 Nov 2008 12:55:00 No.289685 Report

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Yeah... no that's pretty much a god awful eye sore.

My ritual consists of undressing, bathing and scrubbing my skin clean with comet until my hands start to bleed, then I get out of the shower and drip dry over a malfunctioning heat pad with the cord wrapped around my big toes, then I tuck my pecker back, apply some make-up, epilate my armpits, sing a random Eddie Money song, and then when I start to feel super inspired I hop on here and waste my time with you fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 13:00:00 No.289687 Report

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wow,>>289671really sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 13:06:00 No.289690 Report

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Just some dose of Night on Bald Mountain to keep the inspiration from fading away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 13:30:00 No.289700 Report

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OP says:

I can't believe none of you do, or admit to doing, anything to inspire or help you create stuff!

I have to wear my "artiste" clothes to release my awesomeness. I also play a little Mike Oldfield, Enigma or Enya.

It does actually help me though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 16:45:00 No.289724 Report

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I generally look at other peoples stuff.

Not to steal ideas, mind. Most of the time I can just draw, but occasionally I have to look around at what other people are creating before I can "create" myself.

By the way, op; Burn that painting, your canvases, brushes, tip your paints down the sink and go study accounting. You're not going anywhere, and talking about your "costume" just makes you sound like an artfag.

With love; Commercial artists worldwide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 17:14:00 No.289728 Report

Quoted By: >>289734

Hey avid painter, whatever you're doing, its not working. Perhaps a good ritual you should take up before painting is realizing you are fucking shit and studying some academic art instruction. Cosplaying as an artist wont make you an artist. Holy fuck that is one horrible painting, really really bad. Really. akes me want to break something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 18:35:00 No.289734 Report

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>>289728
THIS.

Sketchyfail

Sketchyfail Fri 07 Nov 2008 20:05:00 No.289740 Report

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I first start with setting up my canvas, priming it if it's already got a sketch/paint on it, sanding, the works. Sometimes, I go the extra distance and build one out of old wood and bedsheets.

I take a deep breath before lubing up my asshole and inserting as many paintbrushes as I can, admiring such a perfect form in my length mirror. I then squat over a can of paint, gently dipping the brushes in before waddling over to the canvas, clean, white and ready for brilliance. I work quickly to keep my erection, and as I hit the height of artistic pleasure I orgasm all over the paint smears, paintbrushes exploding out of my ass from the sheer force of it.

I then wipe my ass with some paper towel, fondly take a picture of it, and post it>>289671

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2008 22:07:00 No.289754 Report

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My ritual is doodling to friends to make them happy. :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 01:20:00 No.289794 Report

Quoted By: >>289795

i need to listen to some lil wayne before i paint, i dont know why.

Deathelm

Deathelm Sat 08 Nov 2008 01:23:00 No.289795 Report

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>>289794
KILL THE NIGGER!!! KILL THE NIGGER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 02:44:00 No.289810 Report

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>>289671
I sit down and paint.

What the fuck is wrong with you? You're not special and you draw possibly worse than the average non-artist. You don't need a ritual or whatever to produce that garbage. Costumes? Get the fuck out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 02:56:00 No.289811 Report

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I have no rituals, but I prefer listening to music when painting or drawing? I dunno. If you'd posted this on deviantART you'd have gotten a much better response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 04:37:00 No.289837 Report

Quoted By: >>289843 >>289845

OP here.

I can't believe that you guys say such horrible things. I can understand that you're blinded by jealousy, but you could use your emotions to drive you to try harder or something.

...And the fact that you don't do anything to inspire yourselves just shows to me that you have no true enthusiasm for it.

I now believe most of you are here just to be "poseurs" and not "artistes". ANything to make yourselves feel better, huh? LoL.

Now i'm gonna go put on my costume and paint a group of sad little boys watching me longingly as I create yet another masterpiece!

I really impress me sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 05:22:00 No.289843 Report

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>>289837
You have no talent. Do some actual practice (learn some tones and all that stuff) and then come back to prove us wrong. Which you won't do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 05:24:00 No.289845 Report

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>>289837
inb4 5+ people believe you're actually the op.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 05:33:00 No.289847 Report

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>>289845
I am actually the OP.

You Doubting Thomas.

InB4 you try to express your faggotry again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 05:36:00 No.289849 Report

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>>289847
I don't know why but "you doubting thomas" is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 05:39:00 No.289850 Report

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>>289671

Throw that shit and go become a porn star...You can better expressed yourself better in a more artistic way suiting you...instead of producing shit like this....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 05:45:00 No.289853 Report

Quoted By: >>289854

>>289850
OP says:
Well, as far as all this criticism goes, that is the most constructive.

Maybe i'll do both since I like Fucking AND Painting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 05:51:00 No.289854 Report

Quoted By: >>289856

>>289853

You should stick with the FUCKING...
Abstain from EVER painting AGAIN!!
EVEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 05:57:00 No.289856 Report

Quoted By: >>289857

>>289854
No way!

However I may try Body Painting...

This me, get up and all, about to create another worship worthy bit of work. I was listening to The Memory Of Trees at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2008 06:00:00 No.289857 Report

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>>289856

Oh lord, spare the world from your horrendous painting...

You, on the other hand have the good physique to be a porn star. Please consider that profession....

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