I finished this just now (didn't have time, blame quantum of solace etc.), but the thread expired.

Did my best to keep to some sort of animeish shading style, even though that's not how I usually draw.

Lines are by some dude who sometimes calls himself Erojiji.

I'm not sure I saved the version with a dick on, but if anybody wants that coloured too, I guess I can try, or I can upload the .PSD.