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tl;dr version; I order a fucking huge roll of paper from blicks and it comes rolled very tightly. Now the problem is, the paper will not flatten out. It's far too large to press down with something and when i try the reverse roll technique to COUNTERACT the bend, it gets all these nasty dents in it because it's too large and bent to do shit with.. how do i unbend this shit so that i can draw on it!?
help me /ic/ youre my only hope