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Amanda is made to eat human feces in the mountain every day.
The human feces is carried by the car that the clown drives.
However, the clown did not know for what purpose the human feces was used.
Amanda's smell corpse was discovered under the bridge in the upstream in the
Mississippi river in 1980.
In the farm, Jimmy who was the clown in those days was washing its penis.
Because Jimmy's penis was the dirtiest in the village.