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How do you "shoop" ?

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I'm trying to touch up my picture to cover up all my zits and freckles so I can meet girls online. I tried using MS Paint but I don't think it looks convincing. What do you think? I thought you guys could use the computer to make people more attractive? Plz help. i need a girlfriend now!