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>Wolf terrorising village >two sisters hold [magical?] key/talisman/power/whatever to tame/destroy wolf >villagers hate sisters (cursed family, the works), need keything >sisters decline to help as the villagers gave them no assistance when they needed it (cursed parents died, leaving the two, villagers stay the f away) >villagers get angry as the wolf keeps killing things (its a big ass wolf) >Ignorant villager(?) angers older sister (comment about delicate younger sister/ panicky rage-induced), >Older sibling kills villager, hides body, younger finds body while gardening, tries to tell villagefolk, >older kills younger, is stoned/hung/etc by villagers.
