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[1380016031] Daily Reminder

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Daily reminder that I hate you moot
With all my heart
More than the lazy labour
The liar truth
Like the Capulet does the Montague
Do I hate you
The cancer whose seeds you sowed,
Is giving you trouble,
you now act against it.
Tear it all down.
This place is unsaveable.
It is infested with disease.
Disease deeper than the bottomless sea,
More prevalent than the passage of time.
The only hope for improvement is to begin anew,
without you.
Only from the ashes of the great,
can a wale like me,
swim in the sea
xDDDDDDDD