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So I'm apparently a creepy motherfucker /jp/.
I was standing in a long line yesterday and I couldn't help but notice that a woman in front of me was barely five feet tall. She was with her boyfriend, who was also just over five feet tall.
Highly amused by the thought that apparently, as an Asian guy, I am potentially BIG IN AMERICA, I was fantasizing about the prospect of patting them on the head and feeding them cookies, perhaps later breeding them and selling the offspring to the highest bidder.
But apparently I was looking at them too much. The girl looks at me, looks at the guy, points behind her shoulder (presumably towards me) and they start fondling each other, at which I would have laughed at if only it didn't feel so awkward.
Does this ever happen to you?
I was standing in a long line yesterday and I couldn't help but notice that a woman in front of me was barely five feet tall. She was with her boyfriend, who was also just over five feet tall.
Highly amused by the thought that apparently, as an Asian guy, I am potentially BIG IN AMERICA, I was fantasizing about the prospect of patting them on the head and feeding them cookies, perhaps later breeding them and selling the offspring to the highest bidder.
But apparently I was looking at them too much. The girl looks at me, looks at the guy, points behind her shoulder (presumably towards me) and they start fondling each other, at which I would have laughed at if only it didn't feel so awkward.
Does this ever happen to you?
