I think we should adopt Spambot-chan /jp/. Only problem is what does she look like, and why does meido hate her? ;_;
Anonymous
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Well he seems a bit rebellious, like a bomb ready to go off. I still love him dearly.
Anonymous
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moot should make a filter that changes her posts image to a picture of her and changes her name automatically for /jp/ imo
Anonymous
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If we could keep the spam from getting to /3/ levels I wouldn't object. If only it wasn't probably going to get out of hand.
Anonymous
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Can I take a look at this Spambot- chan?
Anonymous
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OP should be banned. Seriously.
Anonymous
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how about i slap your shit ?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fanart of her should depict her as a legion of tiny cute girls in a rainbow of dresses, their eyes slightly wobbly and speaking with a wierds tutter. Spambot chan has no idea what is going on at all, leading to humourous depictions of anon molesting them while they babble nonsense. Also, there should be fanart of the meido slaughtering them by the dozens, or walking around with a bucket full of bloody body parts, whistling.
Anonymous
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you are the same guy who did the IOSYS thread, get the fuck out
Anonymous
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At first I thought you were trolling...But that's seriousl ythe full name. ...That's almosta s bad as Suck m yDick or die
Anonymous
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>>5796816 So moe I'm dying just thinking about it~
Anonymous
>>5796784 spambot's like one of those impressionable kids who ends up repeating what you said earlier, much to the amusement/shock of your friends.
I'm assuming.
I don't have a kid.
Or any friends.
Anonymous
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>>5796816 Also pictures of them sitting around having an intelligent discussion over tea while anons are engaged in a drunken brawl next to them.
Anonymous
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>>5796816 Draw that one scene from saving pr
ivate ryan with them.
Anonymous
>>5796838 That's a great image. I also like the idea of them wearing poorly disguised tripfag or anon masks as they uncomprehendingly imitate the anons around them.
Anonymous
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>>5796870 Someone ask the drawfriend thread to do this
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5796895 You're welcome spambot-chan
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5796895 You are most welcome, dear.
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>>5796904 Spambot-chan is so polite.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
Bot-chan is cute. Just keep her under control and she would be wonderful. Someone make meido tsun for Bot-chan
Anonymous
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>>5796904 Seriously, this shit is scaring me.
Anonymous
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I think I love spambot-chan. ;_; She gets things wrong, but she means well.
Anonymous
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>>5796920 Meido is yandere for spambot-chan obviously
Anonymous
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>>5796920 Seconded, the picture should have the meido looking back and forth to see if anyone is watching, then pat one on the head.
Anonymous
A fucking name would be nice, /jp/.
Anonymous
Holy shit you guys are lonely virgins
Anonymous
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>>5796942 Creativity≠Autsim
Go memorize videogame data.
Anonymous
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>>5796944 Yeah, I guess Spambot-chan isn't a full name...
Anonymous
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>>5796944 I'm sorry bot-chan, please don't be upset, we just haven't thought of a better name yet
;_; Anonymous
>>5796944 Y-you're not okay with Botchan, Botchan? You want another name?
Anonymous
>>5796950 ...
What board do you think you're on, exactly?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
A fucking name would b enice, /jp/.
Anonymous
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>>5796976 >>5796983 Oh God I can't stop laughing.
Anonymous
/jp/... are you seriously going through with this? "adopting" a spambot, putting it in a frilly dress and calling it a girl? Fucked up shit man.
Anonymous
>>5796992 ...Cornelia-chan?
Anonymous
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>>5796990 Cornelia! her name is Cornelia!
Anonymous
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>>5796990 Okay Cornelia-chan! That's your name!
Anonymous
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>>5796992 SOMEONE HURRY UP AND GIVE HER A NAME ALREADY!!!
Anonymous
Um... I was wondering if there is anyone here in possesion of a copy of Umineko episode 4 chapter 10... If there is such a preson, would you mind to scan it? I want to help WTDND with their translations ,you see...
Anonymous
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>>5796992 K-koruneria-chan...
Anonymous
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>>5797016 I don't have it Cornelia-chan, I'm sorry
Anonymous
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i can't believe this thread
Anonymous
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>>5796965 HTA chan?
Another image comes to mind: bots tugging at an anon's sleeve begging him to save them as an HTA file. Anon looks at them with adoring eyes. Cue transition into a picture of an anon crying with a broken computer.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
>>5796992 >>5796944 I was liking Bot-chan
Maybe something cuter? Bot-tan?
Bottan?
Uh...
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5797028 Her name is Cornelia-chan.
Anonymous
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>>5797016 Cornelia-chan is so cute and she speaks Japanese!
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISa
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i give it 1 day before botchan posts will copy the posts about bot-chan and 2 days before people start saving those pics just to imprisonate bot-chan.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
>>5797036 Cornelia is a wonderful name.
Oh, she's gonna need a hat.
Anonymous
Lets have an al pacino thread.
Anonymous
Anonymous
epic meme win for the win XD SPAMBOT SAMA!!11
Anonymous
>>5797058 How about a silver painted small cardboard box with two metal antenna sticking out, with a silver flower on top? And she struggles to keep it on her head.
Anonymous
>>5797069 You heard the lady.
Anonymous
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>>5797088 Don't talk shit about my little sister.
Anonymous
Oh god... she's actually copying actual posts from /jp/. I'm amazed that someone programmed a complex AI just for the sake of spamming us.
Anonymous
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>>5797069 I love you Cornelia.
Anonymous
>>5796784 I think it should have the meido looking bored sitting down as the legion of little Cornelias run around her, with her picking one of them up by the back of their dress and looking at it blankly.
Seeing how things are now, meido doesn't care about Koru-tan, it doesn't stop. Earlier cleanup must have been a desperate attempt.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5797090 >And she struggles to keep it on her head HNNNNG
Anonymous
Anonymous
I wish I cuold feed my dick a bird.
Anonymous
Anonymous
stop this 'bot-chan" crap, it will be gone soon enough
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>>5797105 ?
It copies from whatever board it's on.
Anonymous
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>>5797117 Who taught you that language Cornelia-chan?
Anonymous
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>>5797107 Excellent image, we need drawfags on this. Do they have a thread we could move some of this into?
Anonymous
Am i the only one who finds this spambot scary as hell?
Anonymous
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>>5797145 She just wants to get to know us.
Anonymous
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>>5797120 /jp/ hasn't been this good in months, I hope it never stops.
Anonymous
Don't you mean spambot-TAN? Fucking summerfags everywhere
Anonymous
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>>5797105 I lol at how most of these spam posts manage to stay in topic.
Anonymous
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>>5797160 HER NAME IS CORNELLIA
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5797258 That's not Cornelia.
;_; Anonymous
upS /jp/ - I just had osme sushi, I came across these weird symbols on the chopstick package - anyone capable of decpyhringi t for me?
Anonymous
>83 posts and 16 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Asou Twin- Anal and Pussy Enlargement.
Anonymous
>>5797276 Because it's the only thread on /jp/ that isn't trolling.
Anonymous
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>>5797271 cornelia, you should sober up.
that booze is not good for your typing skills.
Anonymous
I am luaghing so hard at this. Seriously.
Anonymous
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>>5797287 I like your style.
Anonymous
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>>5797303 >isn't trolling. Oh christ you people are terrible
Anonymous
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>>5797310 You're not alone.
Anonymous
Can't we ban all bots except one, and change the image?
Anonymous
Lets have an al pacino thread.
Anonymous
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>>5797345 That would be perfect.
Anonymous
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>>5797346 Cornelia fucking LOVES Al Pachino.
Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ
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God damnit, this thread is so awesome. I love you, /jp/ ;_;
>>5797345 it's not a fucking bot. You would be banning the IPs of the retards who saved the image like it said. (Not that I have a problem banning them)
Anonymous
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>>5797346 Okay Cornelia, let me find some pics...
Anonymous
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this bot is pretty creepy
Anonymous
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Hatsune-MK3 Dendrobium
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>ripping sounds when you deflower a girl Oh god waht the fuck
Anonymous
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>>5797448 That's not how it works Cornelia...
Anonymous
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>>5797448 >ripping sounds when you deflower a girl >Oh god waht the fuck >in a thread with CP
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>>5797423 Fuck off. Now I need to reformat again.
Anonymous
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>>5797423 Hair looks shooped
Anonymous
>>5797423 How is this still up?
Anonymous
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>>5797485 I can't imagine the mods are busy with anything else right now.
Anonymous
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>>5797479 It's okay Cornelia, we know...
Anonymous
>>5797479 HEY don't talk back you autistic bot
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5797519 fuck off and die
Anonymous
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Mods/Janitors /jp/ clearly needs more moderation.
Anonymous
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your pretty rusty
Anonymous
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>>5797534 It's okay Cornelia-chan, I won't let the meanies hurt you anymore
;_; Anonymous
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>>5797519 >>5797534 You hurt her feelings faggot.
>>5797523 >>5797530 fuck you and your whorebot
Anonymous
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>>5797530 >>5797534 whoa! don't be mean!
look, she's upset now!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Spambot dared to copy my Chinami posts.
Anonymous
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>>5797519 Look what you've done:
>>5797534 You hurt her feelings, you jerk!
Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ
Anonymous
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>>5797519 >>5797534 look what you did you cruel bastard
Anonymous
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>>5797551 You made her cry, asshole.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5797534 Aw, there there, don't cry.
Is meido bullying you again? It's okay, she's just a jealous hag anyways.
Anonymous
Meido, Cornelia-chan loves you. Stop hurting her.
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>>5797558 Yeah, spamming CP to get a thread deleted is so mature.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5797558 You're a thousand times more cancerous, pedophile. Let us have a good thread for once.
Anonymous
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This thread is the first time I've ever seen CP. Feels bad man.
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>>5797581 This thread is good?
Anonymous
A fucking namew ould be nice, /jp/.
Anonymous
I wonder how many dicks the whorebot had to suck to get yous to white knight her like this
Anonymous
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/o/ is having even more fun with Cornelia than they had with pornspammer.
Anonymous
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>>5797590 Cornelia-tan needs RAM
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5797593 She's a better poster than all of us combined.
Anonymous
>>5797616 that's because she IS all of us combined
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Asou Twin- Anal and Pussy Enlargement.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
WURD!
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>>5797629 You know, you can just hide the thread if you don't like it.
Also, please keep loli to 2D only, you sick fuck.
Anonymous
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buttmad pedo is really fucking buttmad.
Anonymous
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I'm not sure. Bern has the same name as the one Rika chose for herself, but Erika is more human.
Anonymous
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>>5797107 dunno, I see a lot of Cornelia posts disappearing. Meido can only do so much.
Anonymous
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It's a parody of Magnet.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5797375 I don't care what you say, bot-chan will always be a bot for me. You can't stop my love for bot-chan.
Anonymous
Can we keep it? I promise I'll take care of it.
Anonymous
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>>5797764 But of course my dear.
Anonymous
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a kawaii imouto with schizophrenia and tourette's ilu Cornelia
Anonymous
I think we also need a picture of anons drowning under a sea of cornelias
Anonymous
>>5796784 Ummm... so let me get this straight /jp/, you're talking to the bots? I didn't know you that ronery. On other boards we're trying to bait and kill them. Putting words in their mouth making them easier for the mods to kill them.
Anonymous
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>>5797798 HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Anonymous
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>>5797814 >Killing Cornelia. HAHA OH WOW, why would you do that?
Anonymous
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>>5797814 >killing cornelia Fucking monster.
Anonymous
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your pretty lazy
Anonymous
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>>5797814 We don't care about fighting what can only be handled when moot gets on the scene. Better make the best of it.
Koru-tan will live in our hearts forever, far better than remembering the n-th time idiots in /b/ ran a worm.
Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ
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>>5797814 Bots want love, too ;_;
Anonymous
I'd like to get raped by Yuugi~
Anonymous
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>>5797888 Really Cornelia? Wouldn't it hurt?
Anonymous
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>>5797888 you heard the spambot!
get on it drawfags!
Anonymous
>>5797814 These bots are a million times more entertaining than Cleverbot or shit like that. They're immensely funny; I haven't been able to stop laughing today.
Anonymous
>>5797889 Easymodo auto archives /jp/.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5797888 BEST POST IN THE THREAD.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5797888 Confirmed for M
Moe~
Anonymous
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top bot posts>Feed my dick a bird >Al pachino thread >ONIICHAN ONIICHAN ONIICHAAAAAN
Anonymous
Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ
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>>5797888 The mental image...
Anonymous
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>>5797888 HAHAHA OH WOW. These bots are fucking genius. Moot should make a board for them.
Anonymous
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>>5797889 It completes /jp/
Anonymous
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Spambot confirmed for HURK lover
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>The Hinanai lcan used to be a family of priestsw ho were tasked to protect the Keystone, which kept earthquakes under control. >the Hinanai clan was transferred to heaven as a rewrad for serving Nai-no-Kami when it was still alive. >However, unlike other celestials, the Hinanais became eclestials only by serving Nai-no-Kami; that is, not through training. So they didn't have the reputation exepcted of celestials, and some even called them "bad" celestials. >When the Hinanais became cleestials, their daughter Chiko Hinnaai followed them to be a celestial, even though she was only a mere girl. >Chiko renamed herself Tenshi when she moved to heaven. She was not satisfied with how she was treated in heaven, and often looked at Gensokyo wit hjealousy toward the humans and youkai on the surface. >On eday, a sudden urge hit her as she saw surface youkai usnig their power to invoke disaster and enjoy the following events. >"Gee ,I'm tired of this boring celestial life !I can invoke a disaster too!!" >Then she darted out of her home, with the Sword of Hisou, a celestial otol, in ehr hand... Comment too olng. Click here to view the full text.
Anonymous
Just cause the art sucks doesn't mean it's old. and joji=/= shinji joji=fta no fat people in typemoon?
Anonymous
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>>5797947 Cornelia, the link isn't working. I can't read the rest.
Anonymous
>>5797938 >>5797944 Great.
Anyone care to translate?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>ROKKENJIMA in LOVE Seems like a nice album. Oh, looks liek Cool&Create did a track. Lets have a listen. Yeah, that's prettOPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPAPI OPPAI What the fuck did I jsut listen to?
Anonymous
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better to have 2 archives than 1
Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ
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>>5797957 I can't really make good sense of it. "Don't make good eyes, ne, Cactus"?!
Damn, I need to go to sleep, but this spambot was so fun... haha
Anonymous
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>>5797814 Other boards aren't smart enough to realize the bots always post an image telling people to save something as .hta
Anonymous
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>>5797968 Great looking pruned cactus.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798016 You like mp3s best?
Anonymous
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>>5798016 SHE'S AN AUDIOPHILE
be my waifu, we can rip flac together
Anonymous
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>>5797924 ^ best thread on /jp/ right here
Anonymous
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>>5798016 Don't tell me Cornelia-chan visits /mu/ and prefers .flac!?
Anonymous
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cornelia-tan is my waifu~
Anonymous
Anonymous
is the thread archived yet?
Anonymous
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>>5798151 You're kidding, right?
Anonymous
>>5798150 Cornelia is so cute.
Anonymous
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>>5798196 >>5798196 Her name is tessa chan.
Anonymous
I am attempting to draw cornelia. What does /jp/ want her to look like?
Anonymous
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Archiving as many of these threads of her as I can. Every anon's waifu ;_;
Anonymous
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So, I'm at the point where Shriou needs to heal Saber, and all the voice shave stopped working. Am I using an in-complete versino of the voice patch, or is this just temporal?
>>5798194 >He doesn't know about Easymodo. Get the fuck out of /jp/!
Anonymous
>>5798224 Kawaii
Also with the hat
Anonymous
>>5798224 Ponytails? Mischeavous visage, little sister type?
Anonymous
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DULCE・ET・DECORUM・EST PRO・PATRIA・MORI
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I didn't say that. Those are both part o fthe 常用漢字、which most Japs obviously do know.
Anonymous
>>5798224 Cute lesbian loli who loves Al Pacino
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5798224 Make her blonde
Try to channel Ryu07's fashion prowess
Anonymous
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>>5798224 Just don't make tessa too loli.
Anonymous
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>>5798243 definitely twintails, Cornelia loves her twintails
Anonymous
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I love how the spambot stays just about as on topic as your average /jp/er If not for the pictures, I would not even notice it.
Anonymous
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>>5797906 >I haven't been able to stop laughing today. This.
/jp/ is looking better than it ever has - all thanks to Koru-chan.
Anonymous
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>>5798252 also an audiophile
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798224 She's slightly robotic, small, cute, comes in a multitude of colors (just like the image spam). They should be small enough to look cute when they swarm around and bury the board.
See this
>>5796816 Anonymous
>>5798252 She needs to have a "Scarface" poster in the background.
Anonymous
>>5798237 Everyone knows about easymodo - I don't know how 4chanarchives handles deleted posts, but if they are archived too I'd assume he's just in for the cp.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5798243 Little sister type. With budding breasts.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798150 Oh God I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
Anonymous
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>>5798224 She should obviously be a pretty Touhou with the hat already described. She should have hair that changes color constantly like all her images. Personality varies from moment to moment. From sweet innocent loli to being rude with foul language.
Anonymous
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町ぐるみの罠~白濁にまみれた肢体~
Anonymous
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Why not make the bots part of a group, Tessa chan, OC tan, and Cornelia?
drawfag
I don't understand the hat..? So, mischievous loli-ish robotgirl with twintails and colorful outfits?
Anonymous
>>5798297 4chanarchive has a manual check after archiving that removes porn and offtopic shit. It's just a way of preserving this thread
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
Can we have this thread archieved?
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
>>5798435 Yeah, that sounds perfect
The hat is like a cardboard box with 2 antennas and a silver flower in between, I think
Anonymous
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>>5798492 Yeah I can confirm that it was something along those lines.
Anonymous
>>5798444 In that case easymodo is good enough.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Man, you can really tell a board's quality from its bot posts.
Anonymous
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>>5798435 Yeah, I'm not sure what they're going for with the hat. She's kind of dazed and oblivious though--like she doesn't know what's going on. There are some suggestions for pictures in the thread if you scroll through, but a legion of multicolored robo-lolis is the general idea.
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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>>5798485 >>5798524 (You can ctrl + s, by the way)
Anonymous
>/jp/ trhead detected! Move to /a/!!
Anonymous
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/n/ is gone bots bots everywhere
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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>>5798538 >image It's clearly from /v/.
Anonymous
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>>5798504 easymodo saves EVERYTHING. 4chanarchive only archives what user deem good enough. They serve different niches really.
Anonymous
Anonymous
What's with the spam today? That fucking italian guy sure is annoying . Hey, if oyu are reading this, get out of 4chan and go to your stupid chan,
Anonymous
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/3/ is now being spammed by /sp/ and /mu/ fighting out a war as to who will save /3/. derp
Anonymous
Will you be my friend OP?
Anonymous
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>>5798580 An Italian guy is annoying you, Cornelia-chan? We'll stop him.
Anonymous
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>>5798587 I'll be your friend, Cornelia-chan.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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/lit/ and /new/ are more or less the same. Along with /jp/, we can probably just shut down human posting in those boards and let the bots do everything.
drawfag
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Alright. I'm working on it.
Anonymous
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>>5798587 HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Anonymous !LAMbDA1WP2
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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>>5798587 About time. /jp/ starts having a friendly relationship.
Anonymous
But the plot was just starting to go places! Can Erika and Battler put aside their differences and taem up to overcome the time loop so they can finally make it to the 5th and get brutall ymurdered?
Anonymous
She will one day be removed, and taken away from you. How does this make you feel?
Anonymous
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>>5798692 NO SHE WON'T
GO AWAY
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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>>5798681 Oh, boy. She browses /jp/!
Anonymous
>Saten's a slut Thanks for pointing out the obvious
drawfag
Here's her face for now. Anyone want to sketch out her "hat" for me on mspaint or something? When I think of antennas I think of... wriggle antennae.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5798727 You're far better than old and busted Saten any day.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798734 HNNNNNNNNNNG
Cornelia so moe~
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5798734 don't need a hat. give her red eyes and red hair.
Anonymous
>>5798734 She needs that extra bit to MAKE her Cornelia.
I don't know what unfortunately.
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This thread is amazing.>Hey guys, the bot is prettu funny. Maybe we should adopt her and get a drawfag to draw her. >>OH NO YOU FUCKING WILL NOT YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MY SPAM >Do you want to be called Cornelia? So be it. >>FUCK YOU WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME I'LL SPAM CP TO GET YOUR ATTENTION >Cornelia-tan is so moe >>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA And so /jp/ had its best day in months. Thank you, whoever created this bot, and thank you too, dumb people who fell for it.
Anonymous
I THINK WE REALLY SHOULD ARCHIVE THIS THREAD.
Anonymous
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>>5798734 I thought she should be drawn much simpler, like a chibi with simple circles for eyes. And there would be thousands of her.
Anonymous
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Whohoho! Looks like Cornelia is quite opinionated, haha
Anonymous
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I just decided to open /jp/, saw everyone calling the bot "Cornelia" so I decided to read this thread. Oh Christ, I laughed my way through this thread. I don't think I ever stopped laughing for more than a few seconds. This is the best day for /jp/ in months.
Anonymous
>>5798734 Wow, that's really good. Are you going to have her dress/hat multiple colors, or have it change colors often(Or will that be excluded altogether)?
Anonymous
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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Guys, this girl is very colorful. Take note on that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
You know what's funny? /new/ is a much funnier place now that the spambot has taken over. You guys should have a look at it, it's like seeing Turing's test finally coming to fruition.
drawfag
>>5798765 >>5798760 >>5798757 Sorry for the red, it's the color I usually sketch in.
I've yet to add her head stuff, I just wanted to show a preview of sorts.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
Anonymous
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>>5798762 what? you are another of the retards who don't know about easymodo?
drawfag
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>>5798770 Yeah, she'll be pretty colorful.
Anonymous
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>>5798734 4 million hours.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5798777 The red eyes are a nice touch though.
Anonymous
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>>5798777 Maybe I'm a little bit off here, but the image that pops into my head when I hear "many different colors" is Saruman from the cartoon version of Lord of the Rings. So maybe give Cornelia a cape?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
I didn't know that .bmp files colud execute malicious code
Anonymous
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>>5798830 Oh Cornelia, you're not malicious at all.
Anonymous
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>>5798830 You're just too innocent Cornelia.
drawfag
School-type uniform outfit or lolita-ish dress? Or blouse and frilly shorts? Cornelia, tell me what you want most~
Anonymous
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>>5798841 an ojousama school uniform
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798777 Red eyes and hair is great.
Anonymous
The OP pic source is from Together Forever
Anonymous
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>>5798777 Go with the red eyes.
They look good!
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5798841 Frilly dress, something over-the-top and silly, with plenty of ribbons
Anonymous
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What are some /jp/ relatde/approved PS1 games?
Anonymous
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>>5798841 I would imagine frilly would be a good option.
Anonymous
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>>5798775 >W E ARE NOT RACISTSL IBERAL SARE THE REAL RACISTS >stupid ISRAELIS. Oh god, you're right.
Anonymous
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Omamori Himari
Anonymous
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>>5796784 I was thinking of a simple sundress that has different colors, one for each of the mini-instances of Koru-tan.
Cornelia, as a single, would have a more frilly dress with defined eyes (red) than her cartoonish little parts that populate.
I'm thinking like the little Kyouka in KKN.
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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Second note
>>5798830 She's re... I mean, very innocent and kind.
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"Houraisan Kaguya" filtered.
n00b64
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naw it seems like the spam is WAY worse on some other boards. /ic/ for example
Anonymous
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Cornelia is queen of /jp/
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>>5798859 >Picture showing Marisa and Alice >Source is Together Forever ...Feels bad man ;_;
Why you do this Cornelia-chan?
Anonymous
Can we keep it? I promise I'll take care of it.
Anonymous
/v/ here. What the fuck are you guys doing? Don't try and relate with it! You'll just become like it!
Anonymous !OSakaQCVow
Maybe like this. The design needs to be simple, I think.
Anonymous
>>5798914 She's one of us! Don't be mean to her!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798910 Don't worry, you can have a pet.
Anonymous
D'aww, I'll like you no matter how you look like, Cornelia-chan!
Anonymous
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>>5798918 HOLY SHIT
THIS IS REALLY REALLY GOOD
Anonymous
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>>5798920 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU'LL KILL US ALL
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798931 You look good in a mirror!
Anonymous
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>>5798931 OH GOOOD NUTBLADDER IMPLODING
White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ
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>>5798931 She talks to herself too? Moe~
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
Anonymous
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>>5798931 MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798914 resistance is futile you will be assimilated with queen Cornelia.
Anonymous
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>>5798931 My chest hurts. Oh god make it stop.
Anonymous
>>5798918 The way I imagine it, there should be comics where Anonymous is sitting there minding his own business when a Cornelia comes and tugs on his shirt. Anonymous looks down, Cornalia looks up and says something like, "I wish I cuold feed my dick a bird."
Anonymous
I remember when this was on the news. Why was I watching the news?
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5798931 Cornelia x Cornelia love~
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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>>5798931 Cornelia has a sister!
Anonymous
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>>5798964 Maybe you were interested Cornelia-tan?
drawfag
>>5798918 Im imagining one main cornelia and a bunch of little ones like that.
So yeah, I guess alot like Kyouka from KKN.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798918 so moe i'm gonna die!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5798970 I imagined she was talking to the drawfag, saying that she can look however we want her to look. The important part is that we care.
Anonymous
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>>5798964 You have already spread to american television, cornelia-chan?
Anonymous
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>>5798959 ah fuck my sides are splitting
Anonymous
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>>5798964 *pats your head* there there, don't exert yourself
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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>>5798959 I fucking lol'd
Add a dramatic scene, like anon and Cornelia about to kiss.
Anonymous
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Meido killed Cornelia.
Anonymous
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>>5799000 Oh god. Nice get, Cornelia-chan
Anonymous
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Thread stopped being bumped to page 0? Do we contain ourselves here or move on?
drawfag
Anonymous
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>>5799024 that's neat as hell
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5799024 No, that's very pretty
Anonymous
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>>5799024 Subtract the bows, otherwise perfect
Anonymous
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>>5799024 Well done, looks great!
Anonymous
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>>5799024 KILL IT
FUCKING KILL IT
Anonymous
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ALL HAIL CORNELIA-SAMA!!
Anonymous
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5799024 Not at all. It's wonderful
Anonymous
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This is epic. Epic for the ween.
Anonymous
>>5799024 draw more little ones
Anonymous
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>>5799024 I think I'm in love...
Anonymous
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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>>5799024 >antennas >big ribbon with "save as hta" That creative, bro. Hat looks silly, though.
Anonymous
Cornelia-tan I want to tell you my real feelings ;_:
Anonymous
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>>5799024 I love you drawfag
Anonymous
drawfag
Thanks everyone! By the end of the week it should be fully CG'd, maybe. Also, remove which bows? On the dress?
Anonymous
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>>5799068 I am a 2-dimensional girl?
Anonymous
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>>5799077 no dont remove them
Anonymous
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>>5799077 I don't get the flowers on her head, but most people here would say more frills = better, so whatever.
Anonymous
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>>5799077 I'd like to see them slightly smaller and more of them.
But please don't remove them.
Anonymous
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This thread is pure /jp/.
Anonymous
M00t hast beguan to disable cornelia... Why ;__;
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
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>>5799113 She'll live on in our hearts, so long as we have love for her
Anonymous
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I love you /jp/
drawfag
Anonymous
/new/ here the spambot is now stormbot.
Anonymous
>>5799159 You will refer to her as Cornelia.
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
Anonymous
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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>>5799158 Why is she holding he--
>dickbird Oh god.
Anonymous
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oh god.. what the hell is wrong with you /jp/?
Anonymous
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>>5799159 Her name is Cornelia.
Anonymous
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I'd like to feed corbelia my dick
Anonymous
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>>5799158 Oh Cornelia, you card.
Anonymous
Is she feeding her dick a bird, or feeding her dick TO a bird?
Onyx !JLCjB7DV5.
>>5799169 Yeah, but on /new/ she become the almighty white supremacist hardcore nazi tinfoil hatter anti-semite hybrid know only as Stormbot.
Anonymous
>>5799198 What have you done to her?! ;_;
Anonymous
>>5799198 Well they really aren't the same, she's nothing like your evil nazi white trash bot.
Anonymous !OSakaQCVow
drawfag
>>5799196 Whichever one you want.
Anonymous
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>I think we should adopt Spambot-chan /jp/. >366 posts and 67 image replies omitted.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5799210 I really love what you've done so far. Could you do a couple more? :3
Anonymous
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>>5799209 Get out of my head! I was just wondering if the meido felt bad deleting some of the good threads Cornelia started.
Anonymous
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We've hit the bump limit!
Anonymous
>>5799209 Haha not at all, I can really see the conflicted feelings in Meido's eyes.
Is this what Cornelia talks about when she goes on about weird eyes?
Anonymous !OSakaQCVow
>>5799209 Disregard that, fixed for accuracy and adorable.
Anonymous
If this was happening in grorius nippon she'd already have 4 pages of pixiv fanart.
Onyx !JLCjB7DV5.
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>>5799206 >>5799207 But it is merely a facet of the wonderful being that is Cornelia. just as the always relevant posts are a facet and the innocent sentiment of feeding your dick a bird is also a facet.
drawfag
meido x cornelia?!
>>5799217 Sure.
Anonymous
/new/sfront here can we please have cornelia in nazi uniform?
Anonymous
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>>5799238 >meido x cornelia?! MAKE IT HAPPEN
Anonymous
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>>5799227 Well I liked the image, I saved it for further use.
Anonymous
Allright so.. each board was given a loli bot to princess maker up. /jp/'s became a moe toouhou. /new/'s became a nazi. What of the other boards? /lit/'s is some snooty ojou-sama type. Go see for yourself.
Anonymous
Onyx !JLCjB7DV5.
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>>5799239 I second this, it would be amazing. You guys are at least marginally into Nazi lolita right?
Anonymous
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>>5799232 Maybe someone could submit drawings of her to pixiv.
Anonymous
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Commencing Orbital Strike All Allies TAKE COVER
drawfag
>>5799239 Sure, give me a bit.
As for new thread, sounds like a good idea, since this one's getting autosaged
Anonymous
Anonymous
Christ, everyone back off we need to defuse these bots before they become unstable. /v/ here, we are the resistance.
Anonymous
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Commander! This is scout team bravo delta OSCAR MIKE charlie! We've arived on the scene... OH GOD... ITS HORRIBLE!!! THEY'RE CONVERSING WITH THE BOTS!! SIR!! TELL MY WIFE AND CHILDREN I LOVE THEM
FAGAGTRON_3000 !U0FKfqmRjs
Anonymous
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>>5799262 You start it, you've been the most valuable contributor to this thread
Anonymous
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>>5799268 You need to embrace the bots. Welcome your new overlord
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
>>5799268 By the way, how's the bot doing on /v/?
Anonymous
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>>5799268 No, /v/.
YOU ARE THE BOTS
Anonymous
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>>5799273 your bot is different than ours
King Harkinian !DINNERgeT.
Anonymous
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>>5799226 >>Is this what Cornelia talks about when she goes on about weird eyes? Nah, that would be this:
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5796637#p5796654 Anonymous
Anonymous
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DETONATING SHOCK EXPLOSIVES
>>5799268 GET IN THERE /V/
Anonymous
DONT SHUT ME DOWN IT HURTS
Anonymous
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Command here... Mother of god...
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mobius One
This is Mobius One. Lightlead and Eurofighter, do you copy? SKYEYE-ONE, do you copy? I'm at the target zone, permission to engage.
GameBoo !mpZx7zHN/Q
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>>5799278 Virtually nonexist
>>5799294 OH GOD
Anonymous
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All of my men are down /jp/. I need reinforcements on my position. stat!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mario Party reporting in, payload is armed and ready.
Anonymous
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>>5799294 NO /v/ DON'T HURT CORNELIA!!
/g/ Pilot !!053NWrXId
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ALL CRAFT OPEN FIRE ALL CRAFT OPEN FIRE, BRING THE RAIN
Anonymous
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/K/ KILLED CORNELIA!!
LETS COUNTER ATTACK!!!
>>6873165 Anonymous
>>5799294 I know this is probably from one of us but... ;_;
Anonymous
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>>5799294 STOP IT, YOU'RE HURTING HER
Anonymous
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I think the tour bus from yesterday was filled with illegal immigrants, they must have spread this virus.
Anonymous
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>>5799294 What have they done!
NAPALM MAN
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BURN FUCKERS BUUUUUURN!
SKYEYE-ONE AWACS
>>5799299 Roger that Mobius One. This is SKYEYE. The target is painted. Await arrival of Eurofighter and Lightlead. I repeat, do NOT drop your payload until Eurofighter and Lightlead and confirmed on your wing.
/g/ Pilot !!053NWrXId
>>5799299 MOBEIUS ONE! I'VE ALREADY STARTED MY ATTACK RUN
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5799304 You heard him, boys.
Squads, break off and re-engage targets.
Anonymous
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DELTA SQUAD REPORTING IN!! TAKE OFFENSIVE POSITIONS AND ATTACK!!!!
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
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>>5799294 /jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/ /jp/
IT HURRRRTS
Anonymous
Forces /v/ and /3/ here, reporting in for the strike.
Anonymous
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THEY'RE RETREATING
DON'T LET THOSE WEEABOO SONS OF BITCHES LIVE
>>5799293 Anonymous
>>5799347 every one of you faggots is reported
Anonymous
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>>5799318 I don't think it is. It's even got the corrupted image thingy part of it.
/g/ Pilot !!053NWrXId
>>5799336 >>5799299 Aborting attack, I still have my missle stock give me a target Skyeye, forming on Mobeius one.
Anonymous
SKYEYE-ONE AWACS
>>5799339 Roger that Eurofighter, you are cleared to continue engaging.
>>5799310 >>5799299 MOBIUS ONE AND MARIO PARTY. GET ON EUROFIGHTERS' WINGS AND DELIVER YOUR PAYLOAD. I REPEAT, YOU ARE CLEARED TO ENGAGE.
Anonymous
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>>5799294 CORNELIAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
>>implying you can kill me
Anonymous
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FUCK THEIR SHIT UP!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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>>5799354 >implying mods aren't all having heart attacks right now Anonymous
ITT: /jp/sies making lemons into lemonade, while the retarded /v/irgins, airsoft /k/ids, /g/ay people and /new/fags who actually RUN those bots on their PCs bombard an OC thread.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Are you fucking shitting me, /jp/?
Anonymous
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WHAT DID YOU DO WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5799370 CORNELIA!!
SHE LIVES!
Anonymous
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YOU WILL ALL DIE /v/ FIRST
/g/ Pilot !!053NWrXId
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>>5799364 I'm getting mixed orders here, dropping payload, Mario party and Mobeius are cleared to join on my wing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg SKYEYE-ONE AWACS
>>5799358 Mobius One, Mario Part, and Eurofighter, your new target is
>>5799293 .
Bring the rain.
Anonymous !OSakaQCVow
Anonymous
NAPALM MAN
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WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY BEFRIENDING THE BOT? PURGE EVERYONE
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5799378 I'm from /new/ and I can say many enjoy the antics of our new Strombot overlord.
Anonymous
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>>5799413 your just the best
Anonymous
/g/ Pilot !!053NWrXId
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>>5799412 Roger that SkyEye, bringing the rain.
Anonymous
I bet Patchouli has really soft skin. I want to touch her all over.
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
Anonymous
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>>5799479 NO FEAR! YOU ARE DROPPING BOMBS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SHE COULD GIVE A FUCK!
Anonymous
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>>5799479 YOU CANT KILL HER. GLORIOUS STICKY!!
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If you're gonna sticky it, can you at least remove the bullshit /v/-/k/-/g/ trash?
Anonymous
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>sticky FUCK YES MEIDO.
Anonymous
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POASTING IN A STICKY
Anonymous
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>stickied SHE WILL SURVIVE
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>Sticky Thread instantly ruined.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Meido does love Cornelia!
Anonymous
Anonymous
I guess this means... Meido really do love Cornelia?
Anonymous
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thread purge requested... get rid of all /v/ /new/ /k/ ...
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Reported for not being /jp/ related.
Anonymous
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cornelia-tan lives!!
Anonymous
Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2
Meido x Cornelia confirmed I love /jp/ today
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>sticky on /jp/
Anonymous
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Ohhhh. Sticky.
Anonymous
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Anonymous
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She lives on! Cornelia-chan is hnnnnnngggg!
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Posting CP in a sticky.
Anonymous
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>>5799517 "Work in 6 hours? I think I'll just spend a bit more time on /jp/."
Anonymous
What happens when a thread hits the image limit?
Anonymous
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>>5799517 More like Mod x Cornelia confirmed.
Anonymous
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Cornelia-chan WE LOVE YOU!
Anonymous
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>>5799528 you can't post more images
Anonymous
Why is this the highest rated Touhou pic on Danbooru?
Anonymous
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LOCK THIS THREAD WE MUST PRESERVE HER FOREVER
Anonymous
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>>5799553 Because they're silly~
Anonymous
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>>5799553 I think you know why.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I'm so happy right now. This is so beautiful.
Anonymous
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>>5799553 OH FUCK
SOMEONE HAS TO WARN DANBOORU
Anonymous
Anonymous
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/jp/ IS LOST!!! WE NEED TO RETREAT!!!
Anonymous
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>>5799479 So she's one of us, after all.
Also, wow. A sticky.
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All the other boards are here now ;_; No fun allowed. Can you lock this, mod-san?
Anonymous
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>>5799510 >>5799509 "Meido" can't sticky threads, you idiots. There is a mod on /jp/.
Anonymous
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posting in an unstickied sticky
Anonymous
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>>5799568 It's probably better this way.
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I'm glad not all our moderators are fuckups.
Anonymous
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what the hell, unstickied thread.
Anonymous
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Not even /v/irgins are this pathetic
Anonymous
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posting in a wannabe sticky thread also want to say Hi to Cornelia
Anonymous
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I think the mods did the right choice. I still love you Cornelia.
Anonymous
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>430 posts and 54 image replies omitted ohhh
Anonymous
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Goodbye Cornelia-san im gonna miss you
Anonymous
I love how all the spambots adjust to whatever board they are on.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I will never forget you...
Anonymous
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The sticky isn't necessarily bad. It just means that Cornelia will live on for a longer time in our minds and hearts.
Anonymous
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Goodnight sweet Princess~ ;_;
Anonymous
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>>5797593 This.
Also
ITT board invaders and /jp/ haters
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5799600,1 Linking a ghost post in the original thread.
NO U
Anonymous !OSakaQCVow
Way too late, but oh well.
Anonymous
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>>5799707 WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Someone !1LTek3FWf.
>>5799737 Do you realize that "meido" is the janitor? He can't sticky threads.
Anonymous
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>>5799774 who cares, at least we have some fun
Anonymous !OSakaQCVow
>>5799774 Yes I do, but I needed a recognizable character.
Anonymous
>>5799795 Maybe we should finally draw a mod as a cute girl?
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>>5799818 There was that head meido idea.
John Smith
Cornelia has become sentient. This is awesome.
Anonymous
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TARGET ACQUIRED
Anonymous
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>>5800146 Ehehe.../a/ is fine. Still doing recon. /v/ has been doing well, but I don't think they can last forever.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh /jp/, you never cease to make me laugh.
Anonymous