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>brush my teeth, at most, half a dozen times per year
>time to visit the dentist's office
>as always, perfect gums, perfect teeth, complements from hygienist and dentist

Clearly, there is an Ability at work here. Does anyone have a primer on curtain fire I could take a look at?