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Ok deal is this:

You have to kill your favorite touhou with your bare hands (she can't use any of her powers but you still have to beat/strangle or do whatever to kill her) and then you get your second favorite to live as your waifu for rest of your life.

Pretty simple eh? So. Do we have a deal?