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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:40:00 No.7276493 View View Reply Original Report

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>Nieces come over to my room
>Lend them my computer
>Go to the bathroom
>Realize I forgot to hide my doujuin forder
>rustle and Comic LO

>Their face when I came back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:43:00 No.7276506 Report

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>Nieces come over to my room
Here's where you fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:45:00 No.7276514 Report

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Why do you put that shit in an obvious location? I mean just sticking it within a couple of folders would save you a lot of grief, unless they actively seek it out. Even I do this, and I never let anyone go near my computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:49:00 No.7276524 Report

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LOCK BUTTON
USE IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:52:00 No.7276528 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:53:00 No.7276532 Report

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>Go to the bathroom
Here's where you fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:54:00 No.7276536 Report

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>>7276514
I have doujins on my desktop that I've recently downloaded. No one has ever used my computer and if they do I can just put them in hidden folders or make a guest account.

Besides if they come into my room I have more stuff to worry about like figures, dakimakuras, and lube.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:54:00 No.7276537 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:55:00 No.7276546 Report

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Did you have sex with them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 11:56:00 No.7276550 Report

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>
Here's where you fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 12:13:00 No.7276576 Report

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>Stand up
>Windows + L

That's all you need to do really. I have loli links all over my desktop but unless I'm near my PC it will be locked, always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 12:23:00 No.7276620 Report

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OP, you need to punish them for invading your private folders. they know damn well they had no business opening those. make sure they remember their mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 12:24:00 No.7276624 Report

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>>7276576
/jp/ doesn't know about my windows+L blackwidow hotkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 12:27:00 No.7276647 Report

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so did you f**k them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 12:35:00 No.7276681 Report

Quoted By: >>7276686

what anime is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 12:36:00 No.7276686 Report

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>>7276681
Hanasaku Iroha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 12:39:00 No.7276688 Report

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>>7276537

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 12:44:00 No.7276700 Report

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>>7276688

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 12:55:00 No.7276731 Report

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>>7276700

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:06:00 No.7276762 Report

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>>7276731
inb4 someone go and make a shoop with loli iroha using 5 point red star shaped glasses from ending simon.

thoughtless celestial

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thoughtless celestial Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:07:00 No.7276769 Report

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...So did they like them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:12:00 No.7276785 Report

Quoted By: >>7276794 >>7276865

One time while I was on vacation my cousin walked in on me looking at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:14:00 No.7276794 Report

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>>7276785
And how did you talk your way out of that one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:17:00 No.7276800 Report

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>>7276794
"Hey man, there are flat-chested adults. And, uh... she's not human."
No use. Thanksgivings have been awkward ever since.

thoughtless celestial

thoughtless celestial Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:22:00 No.7276815 Report

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>>7276800
how long ago has it happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:25:00 No.7276830 Report

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>>7276815
Two years or so?
He's probably forgotten, but I haven't. I get traumatized by such encounters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:26:00 No.7276832 Report

Quoted By: >>7276850 >>7276852 >>7276958

I had one of those moments yesterday where my mother knocks on the door while I'm fapping, and I realize that I will take too much time and seem suspicious if I put on my pants and buckle my belt again, so I just had to lean forward and cover my opened pants with my sweater, and hope she didn't notice that my belt was lose, that my room smelled funny, and that my blinds were completely down for no reason and that I reacted with surprise when she knocked on the door.

...yeah, even if she didn't say anything, I see no way she couldn't have noticed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:27:00 No.7276838 Report

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>browse /jp/
>see greentext thread
>OP pic is not Kurisu
>get up, go to local maid cafe instead
>phone rings, mail received
>it was from yesterday, from John Titor
>don't bother, proceed to maid cafe
>maid cafe, take a seat
>cute maid takes order
>tell her she's Mayuri
>but she's not
>rage so hard I became Daru-nyan
>dick is hard, is 13 inches
>lift up her skirt, see goodies
>she has a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:36:00 No.7276850 Report

Quoted By: >>7276873

>>7276832
Jeez, what kind of parents won't even let you say "hang on, I'm not decent"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:37:00 No.7276852 Report

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>>7276832
Mothers always know, anon. Always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:39:00 No.7276860 Report

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girls are to be brutally raped until their minds break

thoughtless celestial

thoughtless celestial Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:40:00 No.7276865 Report

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>>7276785
>>7276830

choose my reply:
a)
>my cousin walked in on me
>I get traumatized by such encounter

"KYAAAAA!!! DON'T LOOK!!!"
j/k
b)
Tell him to apology for peeping on you 2 years ago. he hasn't forgotten- what else does he have to remember you by?

c)
Why don't you try to talk with him about it? Who knows, maybe he is actually into that stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:42:00 No.7276869 Report

Quoted By: >>7276889 >>7276899 >>7276917 >>7277000 >>7277038

>13 years old
>Driving home from vacation with family and friends
>Cute 17 year old (brother's friend) lends me her copy of pokemonpinball to play on the way back
>For some reason I think this means she "likes" me
>During the trip her tit keeps rubbing on my shoulder
>Ignore it at first
>Keeps happening
>Think to myself "Ok, she obviously likes you, try something
>Everyone else in car asleep (except me, her, and mom who is driving)
>Slowly reach hand over and massage her tit
>She says nothing
>This continues for like 5 minutes, playing with her nipples etc
>RESTROOM BREAK
>Notice as we all get out she has tears in her eyes
>"Fuck fuck fuck, just leave her alone"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:44:00 No.7276873 Report

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>>7276850
Telling people to wait outside your room is even more suspicious than looking like you're hiding something when they enter the room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:46:00 No.7276884 Report

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Reading that made me astoundingly uncomfortable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:46:00 No.7276889 Report

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>>7276869
>"Please...anon.....please stop.....I'll call the police..."
>Look at her eyes
>Tears streaming down her face
>I essentially raped her
You still know nothing about how women work, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:47:00 No.7276892 Report

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Moot doesn't like boards besides /b/ because they are the only ones who consistently suck his dick, and he can't handle criticism at all.

PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw

PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:48:00 No.7276895 Report

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I see all these people quoting someone but I do not understand who is being quoted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:48:00 No.7276899 Report

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>>7276869
>I never gave her back her pokemon.
Asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:49:00 No.7276902 Report

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Look at those rude titties and her lewd face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:52:00 No.7276917 Report

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>>7276869
>17 year old
Here's where you fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:53:00 No.7276926 Report

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>13 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:56:00 No.7276937 Report

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I wish I was a little girl being raped ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:58:00 No.7276952 Report

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That happened to me too OP, except with Saya no Uta instead of doujins

thoughtless celestial

thoughtless celestial Wed 27 Apr 2011 13:59:00 No.7276958 Report

Quoted By: >>7276968 >>7276972

>>7276889
>You still know nothing about how women work, anon.
Welcome to /jp/.

>>7276832
If it was me, I would just shout something along the lines of 'leave me alone' or 'What now'. If you are a teenager, it could possibly just mean you are at a rebelious mood.

And for your mother you will always be nothing more than a teenager, parents rarely let their kids grow up.

Also, do NOT masturbate while there are still people in your home. or at least, not while some of them are awake. and next time, no belt, and closing the curtains ... well, pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:00:00 No.7276960 Report

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Enjoy my mother anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:02:00 No.7276968 Report

Quoted By: >>7276974

>>7276958
You seem awfully paranoid. I jerk off in my room with the door unlocked even when people are also downstairs. Nobody cares if you're jerking off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:03:00 No.7276972 Report

Quoted By: >>7276980 >>7276990

>>7276958
I fap when my mother is in the same room, but the view is blocked by something and don't give a fuck.

thoughtless celestial

thoughtless celestial Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:04:00 No.7276974 Report

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>>7276968
I got cautious after my sister walked in on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:05:00 No.7276975 Report

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I like your on sister.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:06:00 No.7276979 Report

Quoted By: >>7277095

>hiding your H folders in Appdata/Roaming

thoughtless celestial

thoughtless celestial Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:06:00 No.7276980 Report

Quoted By: >>7276987 >>7276999

>>7276972
If you are not ashamed in anything, you can't be proud in anything. I pity you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:07:00 No.7276982 Report

Quoted By: >>7276993 >>7277006

Is it summer already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:08:00 No.7276987 Report

Quoted By: >>7277003

>>7276980

Not true in my case, different guy. I myself am ashamed of everything and proud of nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:08:00 No.7276988 Report

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She looks naked while hiding in the ';Titles'.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:09:00 No.7276990 Report

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>>7276972
>I fap when my mother is in the same room

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:11:00 No.7276993 Report

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>>7276982
Jerking off is always /jp/ related, pal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:11:00 No.7276996 Report

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>11 years old
>new webcam on family computer
>home alone, start to take pictures of my dick and record a video of me playing with dick
>brother and his friend want to search for something, finds the folder with pictures/videos
>forgot to delete them
>hundreds of pictures
>say i have to go downstairs for a second
>sit in my room freaking out
>finally go upstairs 5 minutes later
>brother and his friend give me weird looks and say something about it
>wonder why i am posting a shitty greentext story

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:12:00 No.7276999 Report

Quoted By: >>7277023

>>7276980

SO DEEP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:12:00 No.7277000 Report

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>>7276869
The best copy paste today

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:13:00 No.7277002 Report

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He's blown hundreds of dollars to make the faggiest builds possible, he uses silly bullshit like obscuring his health bar and painting his builds so that no one can see the parts he uses(as if the builds aren't know to everyone who can just go spectate a cbjp crown game), and he alt-f4's from a match if he should start losing.

thoughtless celestial

thoughtless celestial Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:13:00 No.7277003 Report

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>>7276987
I said "can't" not "won't".
There are things that can make you proud. You just need to find them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:14:00 No.7277005 Report

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Posting Sanae in a Sanae thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:14:00 No.7277006 Report

Quoted By: >>7277055

>>7276982
It must be because there is so many retards posting right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:14:00 No.7277007 Report

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>making a script to quick copy and paste text between /jp/ and the bot.

thoughtless celestial

thoughtless celestial Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:17:00 No.7277023 Report

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>>7276999
Is it? I thought it's just common sense.

(best way to counter sarcasm that I can think of.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:20:00 No.7277038 Report

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>>7276869
What the hell, isn't that a story from /fit/?

thoughtless celestial

thoughtless celestial Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:23:00 No.7277055 Report

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>>7277006
>retards
Are you making the mistake of including me under that title? Or the mistake of excluding yourself from it?

Whatever the case, doesn't your keyboard stinks after such shitty posts?
>comment about me and shitty posts/ L0L U MAD
*sigh* It IS summer after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:29:00 No.7277095 Report

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>>7276979
Just use TrueCrypt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2011 14:48:00 No.7277199 Report

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Shonen anime and manga are both covered by the title ';animu/mango'; on /a/.

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