Congratz, anon! You have been randomly selected to be the newest member of the Scarlet household!

Your all-important role will the that of a court jester to the illustrious Remilia-sama and her sister Flandre.

When you next awake you will find yourself in your comfortable quarters within the Scarlet Devil Manor. Of course you will be transformed into a little girl, as is only to be expected of a resident of Gensokyo. Your appearance is up to your choosing, but you will wear a mandatory uniform: the stereotypical jesters' cap in bright patterns, perhaps a bit more frilly and girly than usual, and a short dress with similar colors and patterns. Under the dress you will wear spats/bikeshorts/whatever-you-may-call-them to allow you do perform acrobatics (should you decide to) without appearing indecent. Your species is up to you. You may be human, fairy, or a lesser youkai though either way your powers will be the same: the ability to create controlled duplicate images of yourself as well as the power of perfect ventriloquism. These powers will allow you to perform as a full troupe should you need to.

But now the ultimate question. HOW will YOU entertain and bring laughter your eminent mistresses? Do note, should you fail, they may simply resort to torturing you for fun...