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Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 16:45:00 No.7280225 View View Reply Original Report

So if the Lunarians know about Gensokyo, and human civilization is in contact with Luna, then shouldn't humans know about Gensokyo?

It's not like it could be some kind of secret, since Luna went to war with the youkai of gensokyo once. This should be public knowledge up there, and by extension down here.

Pic is terraformed Luna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 16:46:00 No.7280230 Report

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Oh, pic is unequivocally terraformed luna. >op pic is not Kurisu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 16:47:00 No.7280237 Report

Quoted By: >>7280251

>human civilization is in contact with Luna

Premise incorrect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 16:49:00 No.7280241 Report

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Humans know they just don't give a fuck. Seriously who'd want to visit a place inhabited by so much saccharine happiness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 16:52:00 No.7280251 Report

Quoted By: >>7280269

>>7280237

They had a war.

Private travel to Luna is possible. (Magical Astronomy)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 16:55:00 No.7280260 Report

Quoted By: >>7280270

>>7280225
Of course the NASA would never tell the public that they got beaten by little bunny girls.
So they made this a secret.
When ZUN made touhou they thought that this would be the perfect cover.
Nobody would ever think that a fictional story is true

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 16:56:00 No.7280269 Report

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>>7280251
>For now, all that's happened is the launch of a primitive rocket to the side of the moon closest to them

Magical Astronomy, as far as I recall, is set in the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 16:57:00 No.7280270 Report

Quoted By: >>7280288 >>7280302

>>7280260
we could blow up the moon if necessary.

Not that we would or should but America.

Yakui !ByDRUGsIA2

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Yakui !ByDRUGsIA2 Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:05:00 No.7280288 Report

Quoted By: >>7280296

>>7280270
Hey, remember when the US bombed the moon?
Makes a whole lot more sense now, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:07:00 No.7280296 Report

Quoted By: >>7280314

>>7280288
Those were science bombs, real bombs would have blown it to bits and destroyed our ecosystem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:07:00 No.7280297 Report

Quoted By: >>7281112

Now i really need that picture of astronauts with M4's blasting off lunarians

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:09:00 No.7280300 Report

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America>Lunarian Empire
FUCK THE RABBITS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:10:00 No.7280302 Report

Quoted By: >>7280305 >>7280306

>>7280270
No, you can't. And this is retarded, just like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:12:00 No.7280305 Report

Quoted By: >>7280330

>>7280302
Maybe not blow it up in a Death Star sense, more like in a Lavos "Destruction Rains Down From The Heavens" sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:13:00 No.7280306 Report

Quoted By: >>7280328

>>7280302
One day you're going to look up and wonder where the fucking moon went.

Yakui !ByDRUGsIA2

Yakui !ByDRUGsIA2 Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:18:00 No.7280314 Report

Quoted By: >>7280320

>>7280296
Well, they could still have been aiming for Lunarians.
fucking Wakatsukis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:23:00 No.7280320 Report

Quoted By: >>7280323

>>7280314
To nuke Moonbitches, one must be able to slay a god. Can America kill a god?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:24:00 No.7280323 Report

Quoted By: >>7280326

>>7280320
Ever heard of the westboro baptist church?

god is dead in the states.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:25:00 No.7280326 Report

Quoted By: >>7280364

>>7280323
They're like, six people. I don't think that even counts as a church.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:26:00 No.7280328 Report

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>>7280306
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/Calculator.html
You can plug in the size and surface gravity of a planet to see the minimum energy needed to destroy it (they assume the planet is of uniform density, so the actual energy would be somewhat higher). The moon's mean radius is given as 1737.1 km (for a diameter of 3474.2 km), and its surface gravity is 1.62 m/s^2 which is 0.165 the surface gravity on Earth (9.81 m/s^2)...using these numbers, the calculator gives a lower limit for the energy as 1.234 * 10^29 Joules. A megaton of TNT would release an energy of 4.184 * 10^15 Joules, so ignoring details like how the bombs would be distributed, you'd need around 30 trillion megatons of explosives to destroy the moon. The biggest nuclear bombs currently in the US arsenal are about 3 megatons, and the Soviet Union once developed a prototype bomb with 50-100 megatons. Anyway, the number of nuclear bombs never exceeded 100,000 at any point during the cold war, so it definitely falls short of the trillions you'd theoretically need to destroy the moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:26:00 No.7280330 Report

Quoted By: >>7280333

>>7280305
Yeah, if they don't watch out, we'll drop enough bombs to render the surface of the moon nothing but so many uninhabitable craters.

Oh, wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:28:00 No.7280333 Report

Quoted By: >>7280340

>>7280330
But at least we would have genocided the moon people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:30:00 No.7280340 Report

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>>7280333
And in the end, that's all that really matters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:33:00 No.7280346 Report

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By the way, what happened to the chinese rocket or something in SSiB which was a potential danger to the moonpeople because of a name?
They never solved that matter

Yakui !ByDRUGsIA2

Yakui !ByDRUGsIA2 Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:38:00 No.7280364 Report

Quoted By: >>7280789

>>7280326
To the government, it does.

If we want to successfully genocide the moon people, we only need one man to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:41:00 No.7280369 Report

Quoted By: >>7280376 >>7280381

So the real way of getting to Gensokyo is going to the moon and asking the Lunarians to show the way.
Now the only problem is somehow getting to the moon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:45:00 No.7280376 Report

Quoted By: >>7280395

>>7280369
I vote we break into the Smithsonian and steal a lunar lander, then get us some Russians to launch us into space.

Necrobrotent

Necrobrotent Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:47:00 No.7280381 Report

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>>7280369
Gaily bedight,
A gallant knight,
In sunshine and in shadow,
Had journeyed long,
Singing a song,
In search of Eldorado.

But he grew old -
This knight so bold -
And o'er his heart a shadow
Fell as he found
No spot of ground
That looked like Eldorado.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 17:54:00 No.7280395 Report

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>>7280376
>Russians
Too expensive. I know a guy in Tijuana who can hook us up with a rocket for cheap. Used to work for the Mexican Space Agency.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 20:53:00 No.7280714 Report

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Was someone calling me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 21:21:00 No.7280764 Report

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The Lunarians and Gensokyo are in the top secret file that they brief the president with on day 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 21:32:00 No.7280787 Report

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I like to imagine that Japan knows and keeps a secret Shinto commando unit ready in case the border collapses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 21:33:00 No.7280789 Report

Quoted By: >>7280997 >>7281005

>>7280364
Why doesn't /jp/ start the "church of touhou" or something then. We could write off taxes and shit man. I'm as sure we're as dedicated to our faith as most other religions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:12:00 No.7280997 Report

Quoted By: >>7281007

>>7280789
Well why not?
Our stories are pretty cool compared to all the other religions.
Well except maybe northern mythology religions.
Those are really awesome.

We should start by writing a bible or something and make ZUN our jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:16:00 No.7281005 Report

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>>7280789
Because it would end up in mass suicide, for starters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:18:00 No.7281007 Report

Quoted By: >>7281027

>>7280997

NO. Keep all references to semitic religions out of it.

Judaism -> Christianity -> Islam

There is a clear downwards trend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:27:00 No.7281027 Report

Quoted By: >>7281035 >>7281055 >>7281113

>>7281007
But it's Judaism > Islam > Christianity, just look at their prophets

Moses: Has destructive beams shooting from his face, kills angels in one shot, plagues
Mohammad: Temporarily broke the moon to prove a point, has a cloud following him at all times to keep shade on him which must've been really bitchin' when you live in Arabian subcontinent.
Jesus: Walks on water, resurrects

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:30:00 No.7281035 Report

Quoted By: >>7281052

>>7281027
He also can heal and summon food.
I'm not a christain but you have to admit that those abilities are pretty nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:36:00 No.7281052 Report

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>>7281035
Jesus is a healer type, and the only reason people play those and endure dozens of fucktards asking for heal and buffs (or salvation in case of Jesus) is because they're often little girls. Jesus certainly was not a little girl (had he been one we'd all be Christians.) Meanwhile Moses the AoE sorcerer and Mohammad the single target DPS elementalist are popular choices no matter the gender, though imagining those two as cute girls in standard skimpy sorceress gear is rather arousing. Mohammad-tan in particular would be rather mature (since he got the job when he was well into his years) but shy, so she'd try to cover herself in vain. Moe~

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:39:00 No.7281055 Report

Quoted By: >>7281086 >>7281110

>>7281027
Moses is fire element
Mohammad is wind element
Jesus is water element

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:55:00 No.7281086 Report

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>>7281055
Next major prophet confirmed for turning water into crude oil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 00:06:00 No.7281110 Report

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>>7281055
now we just need earth and heart element prophets, and they'll all combine their powers to summon captain god.

Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA

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Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Fri 29 Apr 2011 00:07:00 No.7281112 Report

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>>7280297

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 00:08:00 No.7281113 Report

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>>7281027
Ex-Jesus (Apocalypse) is overpowered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 00:20:00 No.7281137 Report

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>>7281052

ROFL

If I could draw I would SO make a webcomic about that.

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