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Fun slav facts:

The slav prefers cold, dry climates, although he has been known the settle in warmer areas like the Caspian and the Balkans.

A slav's brain is roughly 1/3 the size of a human's. The skull is also much thicker and can even withstand bullet trauma.

Most slavs have hunched shoulders, and stand about a head shorter than the average human. However, in every tribe an 'alpha slav' is born, he is much taller, stronger and becomes the chief of the village. In larger settlements the alpha slavs battle to the death for dominance.

Much like the common ant, a slav can lift 20 times its own weight. Most Russian hovels are built simply by lifting enormous rocks ontop of each other.