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Udonge would be the best Touhou to marry. Her hypnosis could solve so many problems marriages had. If you get angry at her, she could soothe you with hypnosis. If you're not good in bed, she could use hypnosis to guide you and teach you. And if you ever came under attack, her hypnosis would fend off anyone who would hurt her lover.
Isn't she sweet?