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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:01:00 No.7285535 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7285562 >>7285563 >>7285629 >>7285686

>wake up
>go to school
>miss like half of the classes helping out a buddy with personal stuff
>go home
>same buddy invites me to go drinking
>feel like staying home
>google 'new visual novels'
>find out about rance 8
>browse /jp/

it's friday - greentext/mfw thread general

no friday/forever alone trolling, just trying to be polite

also any theme allowed - trolling, walking the dinosaur, sergio, ...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:02:00 No.7285537 Report

Quoted By: >>7285563 >>7285589 >>7285629

>woke up at 7:30
>went to the hospital to get my 2 week old broken leg
>they removed the casting and pulled the stiches from the surgery out
>they put on a brace thing
>look like forest gump
>get home, play some portal 2 and new vegas
>later on the afternoon some friends came over for pizza
>moar gaymen with friends

sitting here now at 10:55 PM, browsing /jp/

a quite unusual birthday but i guess its alright

PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw

PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:02:00 No.7285538 Report

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:02:00 No.7285540 Report

Quoted By: >>7285563 >>7285565 >>7285629

>wake up
>don't go to school
>browse /jp/

I had a good day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:03:00 No.7285544 Report

Quoted By: >>7285563 >>7285571 >>7285629

>fell asleep at 6am, woke up at 1pm
>play online
>friend calls 5 minutes ago, "call out from work, lets go grab some beers at the bar"
>call manager, "yo, i'm not gonna make it to work tonight."
>manager: "ok man i'll take care of it. let me know if you need tomorrow off too"
>i'm ok with this.jpg

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:04:00 No.7285549 Report

Quoted By: >>7285563 >>7285571 >>7285589 >>7285629

>wake up at 6:00 AM
>get dressed and go to work
>get cream cheese bagel from coffee time
>pump gas for 8 hours
>go home, blaze some hash oil
>play Touhou
>eat a big mac meal from mc donalds
>browse /jp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:06:00 No.7285557 Report

Quoted By: >>7285563 >>7285629 >>7285775

>wake up
>gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
>gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
>seeing everything, the time is going
>ticking on and on, everybody’s rushing
>gotta get down to the bus stop
>gotta catch my bus, I see my friends
>kickin’ in the front seat
>sittin’ in the back seat
>gotta make my mind up
>which seat can I take?

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:06:00 No.7285558 Report

Quoted By: >>7285571

Why do you think people on /jp/ are interested in anything from /v/ or anything you /v/ users have to say? What possibly goes through your mind to make you think 'oh, I'll post this thread on /jp/, they will surely love it and not report me or be hostile to me'. Is it the fact that you aren't intelligent?

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:06:00 No.7285561 Report

Quoted By: >>7285571

>it's friday - greentext/mfw thread general

Get the fuck out of /jp/, it is never time for greentext thread general

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:07:00 No.7285562 Report

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>>7285535
>wake up
>go to school
>boring classes everywhere, leave early
>barely any traffic, drive like a crazy fucker till I hit the highway to kill some boredom.
>get home
>watch the last few episodes of "School Days"
>mfw I watched the last episode
>come here, post
>still trying to absorb what i just watched

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:07:00 No.7285563 Report

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>>7285557
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>>7285544
>>7285540
>>7285537
>>7285535
For fuck's sake.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:08:00 No.7285565 Report

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>>7285540
Just like mine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:09:00 No.7285571 Report

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>>7285544
>>7285549
Why does everyone seem to wake up this early? I just can't

>>7285563
>>7285558
>>7285561
Reported for crashing thread gtfo back to>>>/b/

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:10:00 No.7285578 Report

Quoted By: >>7285629

>having a pretty good day
>look at phone
>remember that my grandmother's in surgery today
>they found cancerous legions in her colon
>won't know how it turned out for another 2 hours
>trying to stay busy and not think about it

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:10:00 No.7285580 Report

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Reported instantly.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:11:00 No.7285582 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:11:00 No.7285583 Report

Quoted By: >>7285629

>wake up
>smoke a bowl
>play dem touhous
>go to target
>come back
>play wow
>check /jp/

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:12:00 No.7285587 Report

Quoted By: >>7285593

>it's friday - greentext/mfw thread general
It's saturday, get the fuck out, /v/ scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:12:00 No.7285589 Report

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>>7285537
>>7285549
>waking up in the morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:12:00 No.7285590 Report

Quoted By: >>7285629

>woke up
>jap history test
>come home
>no food in the house
>walk to albertson's
>buy too much
>roommate picks me up in his van
>eat breakfast at 1pm
>been grinding recettear since then

Soon I'm going to get my computer all set up nice, but not today.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:13:00 No.7285593 Report

Quoted By: >>7285599 >>7285602 >>7285605

>>7285582
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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:15:00 No.7285599 Report

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:15:00 No.7285602 Report

Quoted By: >>7285607 >>7285611

>>7285593
>Implying I get mad over 4chan

NOPE

also GET THE FUCK OUT

PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw

PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:16:00 No.7285605 Report

Quoted By: >>7285619

>>7285593
Why don't you spout memes and shitpost non board related things over at>>>/v/? I bet you would fit right in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:16:00 No.7285607 Report

Quoted By: >>7285626

>>7285602
>He got mad

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:16:00 No.7285611 Report

Quoted By: >>7285624 >>7285640

>>7285602
Congratulations. Replying to a /v/ user spam thread. How do you feel? Another post towards the destruction of /jp/. Great quality stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:17:00 No.7285619 Report

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>>7285605
Why don't your mad and rude attitude back to /b/?

>>>/b/

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:17:00 No.7285624 Report

Quoted By: >>7285628 >>7285630 >>7285636 >>7285640

>>7285611
I wasn't going to reply, but it looks like people are joining in, ironically or not.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:18:00 No.7285626 Report

Quoted By: >>7285640

>>7285607
You're an imbecile if you think I can get mad over an internet argument.

reported

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:18:00 No.7285628 Report

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>>7285624
Oh, shit, I'm not the person you're talking to. Never mind.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:18:00 No.7285629 Report

Quoted By: >>7285647

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>>7285583
>>7285590

Jesus Christ, too many kids on /jp/ today.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:19:00 No.7285630 Report

Quoted By: >>7285638 >>7285647

>>7285624
No, you're confusing 1 or 2 retarded /v/ cunts bumping and samefagging the thread to give the impression that this thread is normal/welcome. Anyone who has been here a long time can see it's an instant report thread. Now can you stop contributing to the cancer and stop posting in this thread?

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:19:00 No.7285636 Report

Quoted By: >>7285647

>>7285624
"If other people do something stupid, it's fine to do."

Is that your logic? Logic like that really is better suited for /v/b/a/.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:19:00 No.7285638 Report

Quoted By: >>7285647

>>7285630
My first thought was actually that it was an IRC-orchestrated deliberate shitposting party.

My second thought was that we haven't had one of these threads in so long that maybe retards who got here in the last three months were joining in.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:19:00 No.7285639 Report

Quoted By: >>7285647

reported

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:20:00 No.7285640 Report

Quoted By: >>7285644

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:21:00 No.7285644 Report

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:22:00 No.7285647 Report

Quoted By: >>7285654

>>7285629
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>>7285636
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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:22:00 No.7285651 Report

Quoted By: >>7285654 >>7285665

White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ

White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:23:00 No.7285652 Report

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Reported directly to mods in IRC.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:23:00 No.7285654 Report

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>>7285647
>>7285651

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:25:00 No.7285660 Report

Quoted By: >>7285672

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:26:00 No.7285665 Report

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>>7285651
Just you wait until this thread gets 50 sages, triggering an autoban on the OP.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:28:00 No.7285672 Report

Quoted By: >>7285683

>>7285660
Thank you Aikido-kun, I was going to request this. All copypasta if you would~

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:30:00 No.7285683 Report

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>>7285672
Stick around long enough and they'll come out of their own accord.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:31:00 No.7285686 Report

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>>7285535
Thread reported. Fuck off.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:34:00 No.7285701 Report

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>>7285538
no, fuck off, /v/ here, we don't want them here.
>>>/adv/,>>>/x/, or>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:46:00 No.7285742 Report

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Sounds cool.

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:47:00 No.7285746 Report

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sage

wtH !HELLB/V.96

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wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:53:00 No.7285768 Report

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>be NEET
>see friday threads
>friday is just like every other day: HELL
>bump friday threads
>mfw

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:54:00 No.7285775 Report

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>>7285557
Only good post in this thread.