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How to kill a weeaboo

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Below I will explain the way of action and the security measures to be employed by the /jp/er [when he wants to kill a Weeaboo]:

First of all, before carrying out the operation, pray [to Korbo] to guide you on the good path.

[Regarding your] external appearance – Try as much as possible to look like someone who is not into anime. For example, wear a nice, buttoned down shirt with slacks instead of a regular t-shirt and jeans, and wear cheap dark glasses during the day and regular glasses at night. Your clothes must be long, and try if at all possible for them to be heel-length, or longer; don’t be afraid of this. Wear a sport suit or a regular suit. Similarly, it is greatly preferable to be shaven.”

[Regarding] the items or the clothing in [your] car – Immediately get rid of everything in your car that indicates that you like anime, such as anime cassettes, novels, manga, post-its… The most important thing there must not be anything in the car indicating that the owner is into anime… so that if the dogs of the security forces, the emergency forces, or the other forces stop you in a suspicious place and search your car they will find nothing proving that you are into anime, and will release you right away.

While you are carrying out the operation, be careful not to take your cell phone with you – especially if it has a camera – so that it won’t cause you, or your friends whose numbers are in the phone, problems with unknown consequences.