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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:52:00 No.7288476 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7288506 >>7288675 >>7288698

No, it isn't better to be too cold than to be too hot.

If it's too hot, I can just dress lighter and drink more. It doesn't disrupt my whole day.

If it's too cold, I don't even want to roll the fuck out of bed.

You know who prefers the cold? Fatties, that's who. Are you a fatty?

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:53:00 No.7288478 Report

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>Cirno threads
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:54:00 No.7288484 Report

Quoted By: >>7288513

It's cold: Put on more clothes until you're warm
It's hot: Take off everything down to your underwear and it still fucking hot

Cold is objectively better than hot. Deal with it.

Yama !XanaDuh0e2

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Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:59:00 No.7288506 Report

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>>7288476
You say that because you don't have to wear a three-piece suit everyday.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:01:00 No.7288513 Report

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>>7288484

Yeah, enjoy being fat, fatty. If you're down to your shorts and still uncomfortable, maybe you should consider sweating off all the extra you that doesn't need to be there.

Know what's great about the heat? Makes you active. Makes you want to get up and shake it off rather than stew in your own funk. What's the cold do? Makes you want to hunker down in your little cave and wish you were somewhere else where life was meant to be.

Ever wanted to go swimming in the cold? Fuck no. Ever felt great coming out of a nice hot shower into the bitter winter air? Absolutely not.

Hot beats cold. Unless you're a fatty. Or a frost fairy or whatever the fuck you're supposed to be.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:03:00 No.7288518 Report

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>>7288506

Pfft, it's not the weather's fault your shitty job doesn't understand climate-appropriate attire.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:06:00 No.7288532 Report

Quoted By: >>7288550

But I like being in bed. I can't take it easy when it's too hot to stay in bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:08:00 No.7288548 Report

Quoted By: >>7288554

Applicable only to hikkis and NEETs.

I really pity those people who have to work during summer.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:08:00 No.7288550 Report

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>>7288532

I can't jerk off when my ballsack is tight, my dick is shrunk, and my hands are freezing. Warmth makes for better fapping.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:10:00 No.7288552 Report

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>>7288550
But how will you fuck all those bitches that lined up to have a bit of your dick when you get brought the fuck down by heat?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:10:00 No.7288554 Report

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>>7288548

I'd rather sweat in work clothes that are too heavy for the weather than freeze in work clothes that are too light. I can still do my job when it's too hot.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:11:00 No.7288559 Report

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I don't normally like the cold but sometimes it can be ok...

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:12:00 No.7288562 Report

Quoted By: >>7288577

>>7288552

Brought down by heat, does not compute.

Would rather not try to fuck bitches while suffering from shrinkage.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:16:00 No.7288577 Report

Quoted By: >>7288598

>>7288562
>Brought down by heat, does not compute.
You know that delicious feeling when you feel the refreshing sweat running down your back and exhaustion after you fap in the heat? Now imagine fucking your platoon of bitches. You won't survive.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:19:00 No.7288586 Report

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You're just a wimp. I'm pretty much a stick and I prefer the cold. If you want to warm up in the cold then get moving, lazy.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:20:00 No.7288591 Report

Quoted By: >>7288634

>Weather thread
>avatar faggotry

That's nice, /jp7.

Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA

Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sun 01 May 2011 00:20:00 No.7288593 Report

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It's infinitely more fun to run when it's hot than when it's cold.
Unless it's snowing or there's snow outside, then it's a bit more of a draw. But that's more for the scenery than the temperature.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:22:00 No.7288598 Report

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>>7288577

Which still isn't as bad as it could be if it were too cold instead of too hot. If we ran the temperature-based stress test of bitch fucking, I guarantee you we would find consistently less bitches fucked under the low temperature tests than the high temperature ones.

Point is baka fairy is terribly mistaken, and will only be able to endear herself to fat people with her attitude about heat and cold.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:27:00 No.7288613 Report

Quoted By: >>7288630

>>7288598
I don't know, fucking all those bitches in the cold would warm you up nicely. Also, after you're done with your first batch of bitches you'll cool off at a decent rate and you'll be ready for your next set of bitches in no time.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:31:00 No.7288630 Report

Quoted By: >>7288656

>>7288613

Maybe once you've got your fuck factory started it might be like that, but how are you gonna start up the furnace in the first place? You're shrunk and cold, she's dry and cold, and neither of you can make fuck unless you take your clothes off, so you're stuck freezing some more. Can't make a fire if you can't get a spark off.

But if you're sweaty? Hell, that just makes everything work faster, doesn't it?

Yama !XanaDuh0e2

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Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Sun 01 May 2011 00:32:00 No.7288634 Report

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>>7288591
Don't you like Cirno?

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:33:00 No.7288640 Report

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cold is easy to counter with heatng durr hurr... heat is a massive pain in the ass without air con (which none of us have)

also OP is a retarded loser, take it to /b/ you drooling autist

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:34:00 No.7288646 Report

Quoted By: >>7288672

I don't get how people like heat. Sweating is the worst feeling ever. You're all sticky and can't move at all. Just start moving a bit and the cold doesn't feel bad at all unless it's windy, wind and cold is an evil combination.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:36:00 No.7288656 Report

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>>7288630
All it really needs is for you and the bitches to be excited beforehand. If it's not like that it's going to take a lot of motivation to get it on to begin with, you're right. Being cold and naked can be solved by some nice thick blankets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:38:00 No.7288660 Report

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they both suck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:40:00 No.7288672 Report

Quoted By: >>7288682

>>7288646
It must be nice to live in a part of the Earth that isn't windy all the time. Where I live, cold is ALWAYS accompanied by wind, so winter fucking sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:40:00 No.7288675 Report

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>>7288476
I love cold days, hot days are fucking horrible. the sun really is horrible. It makes you sweat and warm.
I could live forever in a room just lower than room temperature in low light.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:43:00 No.7288682 Report

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>>7288672
Where I live it doesn't matter which season it is, it's going to rain. The rain can be very delicious in the summer, though.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:45:00 No.7288698 Report

Quoted By: >>7288715

>>7288476
>You know who prefers cold?

People who don't sit on their asses all day, every day.

And no, obviously that's none of us, but those people usually tend to not be fat either.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:46:00 No.7288703 Report

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I love things like cold and rain because they make people easier to tolerate. I can walk outside during days like that and not attract attention because my awkward behavior can be explained by being bothered by the weather. People are less likely to pay attention in general. Unfortunately the weather here is too mild with the odd exception.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:47:00 No.7288711 Report

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Cirno, your personal air-conditioner

Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA

Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sun 01 May 2011 00:48:00 No.7288715 Report

Quoted By: >>7288725 >>7288736

>>7288698
Most of us aren't fat anyways, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:49:00 No.7288725 Report

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>>7288715
Being horribly underweight is just as bad.

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:51:00 No.7288736 Report

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>>7288715

You're from /v/ and /v/ is fat.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB.

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proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sun 01 May 2011 00:51:00 No.7288740 Report

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I used to like winter, but since a few years ago I started getting frostbite in my hands, only those who suffer this can understand how painful it is.

That's why now Autumn is the new delicious tier!