This worked pretty well yesterday so I'm doing it again. From 05:00 to 06:00 4chan time, I will attempt to translate as many Japanese lines as are posted in this thread.

Rules are---
1. Do not ask me to translate an entire VN.
2. Do not ask me to translate ???????? or similar phrases.
3. Supply names and such if they cannot be inferred from context for a more accurate translation.
4. I cannot guarantee the accuracy of these translations. Use this service at your own risk.
5. This is Japanese to English only.

Let's begin.