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!RW2kCRRAXg No.11358867 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So anyway, I saw this Mossberg 46B-B in a pawn shop. Some fucktard had scratched fucking flame stripes and his initials into it with what looked like a Bic pen, it was filthy as hell (look a the grime on the stock), didn't have a bolt knob, and was just generally on it's last legs.

So I picked it up for a song and refinished it. Behold! The stock is FUCKING FIDDLEBACK BLACK WALNUT, and the goddam thing is a tackdriver.

I happy.