WHO WOULD HIRE THESE GUYS?! HOW ARE THEY NOT SHUT DOWN YET?!
http://tacticalbodyguardservices.com/ They even have a Facebook! HAHAHAHA!!!
Anonymous
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>>10019088 Quit hatin' nigga
Anonymous
reminds of of payback enterprises.
these are the guys who discuss it constantly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVZQ9IbhBd4
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They're asking for it. Did you get a load of the dude in the trench coat dual wielding? It's in their Facebook album.
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>>10019088 This is what happens when the audiences of Dog the Bounty Hunter, Storage Wars and BET collide.
Christ, look at the huge one. She looks like a roadie for Metallica.
Anonymous
>We are NOT a law enforcement >We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry.
Anonymous
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dammit. is that a G22 the ass on the far left is holding?
Anonymous
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>>10019181 That sounds cool like a mercenary team accessible to the everyman. It's too bad they look like tools.
KooKooKaDenim !gqxLBN5QDI
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The guy on the far left is holding a Walther .22 rifle...
Anonymous
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Seems like everyone in Alabama has a mental disability.
http://youtu.be/nda_OSWeyn8 Anonymous
>>Listed phone number on their page Hello, is this Tactical Bodyguard & Security? My name is......Mr Big...... I tell you hwat, and I'd like to hire you for a covert mission.
Anonymous
I lol'd. The super fat chick is holding a Hi-Point, probably a .45 in one shot, other shots she's holding a Hi-Point carbine with her DAMN FINGER IN THE TRIGGER GUARD. I'm pretty sure they only thing they secure is a couple of crave cases at their local White Castle.
Anonymous
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>>10019221 hahahaha watched that episode last night
Anonymous
>>10019235 High speed low drag security.
Using Hi-points.
Seems legit.
Anonymous
>>10019252 That picture needs a 'come at me bro' so bad...
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>10019252 The guy in the leather trenchcoat seems like he has some sort of deformity going on with his head/face.
pseudonymity !!4nUA+XobgUR
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>>10019272 Gadaffi isn't deformed!
Anonymous
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I didn't know ncstar made tac vests in child's sizes.
Anonymous
>>10019088 The 4 guys on the right hand side of ops picture look at least, semi competent.
Why you guys hating? I mean at least they're earning money, got a job.
Anonymous
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>NOT a law enforcement. fucking african american gentlemen...
Anonymous
Operatin' operationally with my G22 and $50 red dot. Can't forget my two backup guns because this thing can't stop anything for shit. Aw shit, they heard me coming again, must be the solid fuckton of keys on my belt.
Anonymous
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man I am loling so fucking hard
Anonymous
>>10019266 wish granted...
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>>10019300 >implying this picture doesn't represent 98 percent of /k/ Anonymous
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couldn't be helped.
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>>10019252 >>10019281 >>10019088 Does anyone else here think glasses looks like a slightly paler version of the late Qaddafi?
Anonymous
>>10019293 >tacticool gear with goatees and sunglasses >semi-competent NOPE
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>>10019310 awesome 30" barrel on that upland game shotgun bro-ceph lolol
Anonymous
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one million internets to you OP
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Anonymous
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Why are we not trolling these mutants silly? Should we turn them over to /b/?
Anonymous
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This entire thread.
Anonymous
>No job too big or small >No job too big >No job >too big Sweet Jesus on a fucking pogostick, this can't be real.
Anonymous
quit shopping the operatorchan patch into the photo, these people are a disgrace
Anonymous
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>>10019347 OPchan in itself is a disgrace. Defending them qualifies you as an inbred mutant as well
Anonymous
>>10019347 >implying "PBE" is real and opchan is respectable. Anonymous
>>10019319 >doesn't rock a goatee Well sounds like you're a cunt.
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Seems like if anyone wanted insurance fraud or something. Like someone wants something guarded but has people to go "steal it" and kill these guys easy while the owner looked like he did all he could to protect it or someshit.
Anonymous
>>10019376 Rather be a cunt than a faggot
Anonymous
Do fat people make a farting noise when they die?
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>>10019300 and
>>10019281 are sharing the same vest. If you look closely the keys are visible in some of the photos. They are attached to the vest.
>Why don't you have your own equipment!? Anonymous
I'm going to hit their facebook. What should I ask them to guard for me? Or what sort of operation should I ask them to get involved in?
Anonymous
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>>10019389 >>10019384 When you ladies are done butt-fucking each other come back to the thread.
Anonymous
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It's like the tall white guy showed up at the photoshoot with a black trenchcoat, hat, sunglasses and attitude and they went "You're Hired!"
Anonymous
>>10019397 got a link to it?
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>>10019397 >What should I ask them to guard for me? A short bus full of retards. Tell them they are visiting dignitaries from abroad.
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"We are a local owned and operated security and bodyguard service. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient store, private parties. weather it be a small job or big nothing we cant handle. We offer services to people that need a little extra protection for shows, trips, dinners transportation, what ever your needs. If you require our services, then give us a call and we will protect our clients and there guest."
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Cheaper Than Dirt. Cheaper Than Dirt gear everywhere. What the actual fuck
Anonymous
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I should call them and offer my services as a spell checker.
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>>10019429 a woman that knows more about guns, and has put more lead down range than any /k/ommando ever has or ever will.
Anonymous
On facebook:>Tactial Bodygaurd & Security Svc >Tactial >TACTIAL?!
Anonymous
>>10019429 A Glock salesmen. She is pretty, so Glock pays her to pretend to know how to shoot. She is like the fat ass from Cold Steel doing comp shoots and tactical shit. Its just less embarrassing when the idiot doing it is fuckable.
Anonymous
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>>10019473 >She is like the fat ass from Cold Steel doing comp shoots and tactical shit. She could bang! work my bolt anytime...
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>We are NOT a law enforcement then why the fuck do they all have badges?>dat fucking dipshit wearing the balaclava and short sleeve shirt
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>>10019473 >Glock pays her to pretend to know how to shoot Except shes an experienced and accomplished competition shooter who would utterly rape you before you could get your hambeat mit to your holster you sweaty neckbeard
Anonymous
>>10019221 Oh man, I would pay to hear a recording of someone doing that.
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These people are the mighty ducks of law enforcement.
Anonymous
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>>10019373 >>implying opchan is real Well, it ain't anymore.
Anonymous
>>10019088 Please tell me how you found these idiots! And thank you sir, enjoy these tits.
Tawm Bwady
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>>10019490 Using the actual recordings of Hank from that episode.
Anonymous
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>>10019397 Lead them on tell them you will be opening up a factory in the new future and are going to need security for the perimeter.
Slowly start dropping hints that the factory will be a dragon dildo factory
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Tactical Bodygaurd & Security SVC 6543 Eastwood Glen Dr. Montgromery, Alabama 36117>dat residential address
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>>10019196 Hahahaha their profile pictures. DUAL WEILDING. LOL.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I think TLC found its newest show
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>2011 >not having your pmc in full plate carrier and mechanix gloves
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>>10019534 oh god no! don't say that! you know they hang out here and almost recruited nuttinfancy for a show.
Anonymous
JimmyTheButt !cqx93BTK/o
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>>10019270 They all look like Dick Tracy characters
Related: that guy looks like PinHead.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>10019566 >nutn sell out his TNPers to be on TLC bullshit
Anonymous
I wonder how these guys would fare here...
JimmyTheButt !cqx93BTK/o
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Hey, new reaction face.
Anonymous
>>10019586 true story. but when he found out it was gonna be some sort of cross between top shot and some tacticle shit with a mix of amatures and ex-operators he pussied out.
Anonymous
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>>10019595 goddamn right, any real operator would tear that aspie apart.
Anonymous
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>>10019126 What is payback enterprises? I saw a facebook for it but that's about it.
Anonymous
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These guys are a joke , I would rather have this 1 guy than their whole team , but I was rather amused at them
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>>10019511 I found their site when I was researching Private Security. . .
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At least this is better then having foreign Israeli mercs roaming our street like in katrina.
Anonymous
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this group seems perfect for that one faggot who dressed up in army shit EVERYWHERE he went anime conventions s&m sex parties etc btw did he get charged or anything?
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>>10019587 >show up in A-stan >enemy sees them >laughing so hard not breathing >die >.. >profit Anonymous
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GODDAMMIT ALABAMA. WE GET ENOUGH SHIT FROM THE REST OF COUNTRY ALREADY AND NOW THIS. I should just move to the Dakota's.
Anonymous
Alright guys Im going to get in touch with them and get them to quote me prices on a 'job' I need Ideas on what the job is. Has to be a mix of things that might be ...Posable for a group like that (as in the Idea not the bumble fucks that are in that one) normally would do
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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>>10019724 Look its LMJ's dad.
Anonymous
>>10019697 you need them to protect a high profile target during a lunch meeting and then several hours later during a speech full of russian mob members inside a gymnasium
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>>10019728 >speech full of russian mob members derp.
*a gymnasium full of russian mob members
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
slavski !!4MZgvZ4nlJi
>>10019697 You have a high profile buisness man, comming to town to secure investers for a new project. Only problem is he is not very popular and wanted by the yakuza, russian mob, and so on. He will need to be protected as he meets investers and to his hotel, then back to the airport.
Anonymous
>>10019740 Do a "Ive seen some shit" one.
Anonymous
>>10019750 Hmm Maybe...
I just had the best idea ever, they are paid to help secure the entrance to a building.
They have to Frisk every one who wants to enter the building and have a right to turn away (At gun point) anyone who refuses to be searched...
The Trick? its some semi public/popular building and we use fake names and pay in cash then watch the lulz insue
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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>>10019784 Thanks, awesome!
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>>10019763 Do this.
Also get video.
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>>10019763 Deal, I either need a few AL fags to help out OR I need a few donations so I can pay them say $100 upfront to come to Kentucky for the job..
Captcha related "gullible failures"
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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>>10019666 This guy looks like bizarro Bill fucking Murray.
Anonymous
Anyone google street their Address?!?!? HAHAHA I DID! Dayyyyyyyum
Anonymous
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Best thread in a long time lol good shit op
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my eyes are opened
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>>10019814 That Walther .22lr still gets to me every time lol.
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This is fucking fantastic. I'm crying with laughter.
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>>10019252 Holy shit he's still alive?
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damn alabama is full of jiggaboos and these guys... at least tennessee go hickok
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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These guys are like the cast from Police Academy..only these douchebags are funny on accident..
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No. fucking. way. The backyard photo-shoot, Hi-Point and Diabeetus are making me snort coffee all over the place. Also, ugly trenchcoat guy looks like he never got the opportunity to shoot up his school... FUCK YES, OP YOU HAVE MADE MY ENTIRE DAY
Anonymous
>>10020992 lmao holy shit a fuckin swing and tricycle in background and yes montgomery is full of coons we call it biuegumery
Anonymous
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>>10019196 FUcking seriously?
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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>>10019876 Jeezus, can't even afford a storefront; employing tacticool'd hillbilly fudds and type II diabetic land whales.
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
Continuing dump of budget tactical denizens.
Anonymous
I worked in security for different "agencies" for way too long back in the day and this is as bad as I have seen them be. Rest assured that none of these "officers" make much over minimum wage and have no hope of advancing beyond a few cents more. Eventually the "company" they work for folds under lawsuits or horrible financial management and is recreated under a different name a few months later. Security firms are not only a joke, but a very bad one.
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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>>10021055 I was under the impression that they are not ACTUALLY a security agency...
Anonymous
That fat bitch makes a good target. They probably send her in first to draw fire.
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>>10021011 the guy on the left looks like he hasn't got much longer to live
Anonymous
Fel
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>>10021075 Makes a good distraction and portable chest high wall.
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Duke Nukim Jong Il !!dp3fjtfRqf2
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Ah, fuck me. I have to drive through AL again soon.
Anonymous
Anonymous
> Horrible trigger discipline...I wouldn't trust these two to guard my seat... which one of you fags did this?
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Also, why the fuck is that one guy wearing a face wrap.
Anonymous
What's that carbine they keep posing with?
Anonymous
Blackadder !hDddafoU.A
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>>10021157 It's a god damn .22
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>>10021165 >.22 >all of my wut Anonymous
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Good lord. How'd they think this was a good idea? Does ANYONE fall for this? I'm pretty sure just about anyone could have their way with whatever these guys were 'guarding'. They're home based rent-a-cops that wear bargain bin tac gear.
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Are they trolling? Or maybe the guy taking the pictures is trolling?>>"guy on the left, you need one more gun" >>"ok now cross your arms over" >>"something's missing, ok, turn your cap backwards" >>perfect
Russian Gun Store
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>>10021189 >the guy derping around the punchbags. Keep your hands up, fat man!
>still an improvement over DUAL WIELDAN TRANCHCOATS. Anonymous
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>>10021189 WTF is tactical law?
Anonymous
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>>10021189 Bullshido never went away. It just put "Tactical" in front of it.
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>>10021189 omg tactical everything
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>>10019313 What gender does that thing on the left belong to?
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>>10021189 Seriously? That's a mighty fine facility, what are the odds that's stimulus money hard at work?
Russian Gun Store
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>>10019344 >Smough&Ornsiten.jpg Anonymous
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I cant belive me eyes.
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>>10021189 I bet if they hadned out fliers at the midnight release of bf3 or mw3 thy'd make a mint.
also
>that fat guy leaning foreward while attacking with the baton lololo
Anonymous
Just what every sensible business wants, raggedy looking security guards armed to the teeth and showing off their weaponry. To be fair, they do probably need guns as I doubt they'd be able to outrun any potential threat. Lawsuit waiting to happen.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>10021247 I can see some desperate mall manager making the mistake of hiring these goons on accident out of poor research.
>shit I lost my contract with arco (or some shit) i need a replacement security agency wandering my halls and i'm too busy to do any research so i'll just hire on these guys, sounds legit Anonymous
where do they get those badges?
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>>10021275 at the bottom of a Crackerjack box
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>10021268 Lol, imagine these fucking clowns roaming the mall complete with tacticool vest.
Anyone in need of serious armed protection is NOT going to hire these bunch of misfits, they'd do it internally or go with.. y'know.. a reputable service.
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Tempting to save this thread and send it to these goons by e-mail. "QUOTE REQUEST" subject, get them to open it up and bam Non-stop ridicule for a good laugh.
Anonymous
>>10021283 wonder what they charge. Maybe we can pool together some money and watch them secure something.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
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I'd hire them to guard my laundry from wrinkles.
Anonymous
>>10021293 Hire them to protect my car while it's parked at work?
That would be worth it for the pictures & video alone.. plus kind of funny/cool to have 5 tactical protection experts armed and willing to give up their life to protect my car.
Anonymous
>>10021308 >>10021308 while you have them hired to protect your car you should hire a gang to try and steal the car...
film
photos
?????
profit
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>>10021316 Now we have an idea.. probably get a rental though..
Anonymous
>>10021316 I concur with this. We should pool together our money some how and make this work. The first picture alone got me laughing. If they ever shot someone "protecting" someone elses car or property the would certainly be charged with lots of offenses. The guns have to be for show.
Anonymous
>>10021335 >The guns have to be for show. aren't guns laws more strict on security officers than they are on people who ccw or even just carry a piece in their car?
Anonymous
>>10021341 I believe so.. CCW and protecting yourself are fairly straight forward self-defense.. when it comes to security, they're not defending their own property and it gets a bit gray.
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>>10021189 I'm a bit disappointed one of the things around the edge wasn't 'tactical tactical' or something.
Anonymous
Oh god Montgomery AL, aka Monkey Town
Anonymous
>>10021382 Is that home of the MONTGOMERY FLEA MARKET.. IT'S JUST LIKE.. IT'S JUST LIKE.. A MINI MALL
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>>10021395 I wonder if they got a booth in there.
Anonymous
VENDIMUS MORTEM means SELL DEATH according to google translate. le fuq?
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>>10021409 >somehow I am not surprised
>>10021409 If my latin serves me correctly, which it probably doesn't because I'm not 8 and in Catholic school anymore, Vedimus translates closer to Merchant.
So it'd be more like Merchants of Death, which is completely badass.
I wish I was as cool as they are.
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I'm from Alabama, Montgomery is such a shit hole. Huntsville > Birmingham > Tuscaloosa > Mobile > everywhere else > Monkey Town
Anonymous
>>10021409 The motto is "we sell death".
Anonymous
>>10021444 what's latin for 'and spend the proceeds on hamburgers'?
Anonymous
>>10021420 latin is a bitch. it can mean a lot of things at the same time...
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>>10021472 Context, yo.
Context.
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>>10021420 > I'm not 8 and in Catholic school anymore You should be so lucky
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>>10021420 Missed out on playin wit ya little circumcised weiner bro
Anonymous
>>10021458 Haha.
Don't mistake the fantasy circlejerk of opchan for this bunch of Dog the bounty hunter rejects.
One is a joke, the other doesn't realize it's a joke.
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>>10019314 This.
America is a militarized culture. Everyone wants to dress up and play soldier, especially these days.
These roodypoo's are no different except they were foolish enough to start up some kind of weird security company to play out their fantasy of cowboys and indians.
Just as queer as going out and playing airsoft every weekend, imho.
I'm looking at you /k.
Anonymous
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Resume submitted.
Anonymous
>>10021501 How do I become a bounty hunter?
Anonymous
>>10021527 I dunno, take money, hunt people down.
Sounds easy enough.
Anonymous
I'd be willing to bet none of their IQs exceed 100
Anonymous
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10/29/11 Skeeter County AL. The tactical combat and response team of the Skeeter County Sheriff's Department were alerted to a possible engagement between a wild Snorlax and members of the Tactical Security and Bodyguard Company(Pictured at left)
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>>10021561 nah that black guy probably has it on the ball. I bet he charged them for the gear and made a profit right out the gate. Now he just has to send out his liability-waivered short bus brigade and pull income.
shit why didn't i think of this?
Anonymous
>>10021552 >>10021527 Actually to get licensed as a bail enforcement agent you have to go to your local police troop in charge of that department and have a criminal history check performed then you have to be approved also if you want to carry firearms you need to get approved for that also by taking a shooting course provided by them. At least that is my states regs on it its not that hard to get licensed just takes time also random fact the only calibers you can carry are 9mm .40 .357 and .45
Anonymous
>>10021632 >also random fact the only calibers you can carry are 9mm .40 .357 and .45 So the only calibers that matter?
Anonymous
>>10021632 >.357 sweet. I presume you mean magnum, yes?
Anonymous
>>10021632 That rules out the shitty Walther they're posing with.
I'd at last expect to see a mac 10 or Intratec pistol from these guys.
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>>10021642 pretty much just thought it was weird I really wanted to carry a .44 or a s&w .500 though just to be a cunt
Anonymous
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>>10021644 actually I think its sig since that is what the state police the ones issuing the licences carry but its pretty arbitrary although I've considered getting a python to carry
Anonymous
>>10021189 anyone see this video?
couldn't stop laughing.
Anonymous
>>10021648 I highly doubt they have any kind of licenses at all its all very regulated again though this is where I'm from and I can't speak to their legal issues. but I doubt any of those clowns would qualify anyway
Anonymous
>>10021661 Probably can't with a criminal record.
And I'd assume the majority of them have one.
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>>10021658 They have a video of them climbing a fence blind folded
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honestly I do armed security for a living and yes their are tons of retard company's out their like that. Most fold with in the year their made, and half of the employees end up in prison or sued
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>>10021673 you definitely can't have a record I can't remember exactly what it is let me try to dig up the link for my local regs been awhile since I did the application
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That one boomer fuck...I can't tell if that's an ugly fat mexican guy or some ugly fat mexican chick.
Anonymous
The snorlax's fb:
http://www.facebook.com/DRANSOM1205?sk=wall Judging by the girl's "names", I think they are either strippers or escorts on the side.
pic related.
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http://regulations.delaware.gov/AdminCode/title24/5500.shtml There is all the bail enforcement bounty hunting regs for those interested but again it varies state to state
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>>10021716 >Interested In >>Men and Women >>Men >>Women >>Men and Women Anonymous
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yoyo
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>>10019088 >>10019088 nahhhhh yo, cant mess with them westside niggas....
pic very related
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>>10021189 The part at about 5:07 is hilarious.
Anonymous
>>10021716 >Dakota Ransom went from being "it's complicated" to "single." October 6 at 7:04am
What did he finally chew through the rope and escaped?
Russian Gun Store
>>10021561 if only I knew how to insert a gif into a static pic.
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>>10022119 you now have a new goal in life
Anonymous
>>10019088 >WHO WOULD HIRE THESE GUYS? If the price was right.
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>>10021815 More like she finally chewed through him, if you know what I'm talking about.
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>>Hire Tacky-ti-cool body guards to protect mah front lawn. >>Shoot them with my deagle brand deagle >>Officer, I have no idea why a bunch of cop impersonator with .22's tried to break into my home. >>10022166 Anonymous
>>10021658 Wow.
Shouldn't the federal government be regulating these "security" companies.
They still have guns and that makes them dangerous.
Anonymous
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>>10022272 aren't they technically "private persons" with cc or open carry permits?
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>>10021189 >twirling nightstick/baton Yep, confirmed for fake.
Doing loops with your baton is meaningless. this is not fencing. You are not trying to circular parry.
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>>10022272 You're implying that these imbeciles have actually set up a real company and filed stuff with the government to do that. From the looks of it, they just declared themselves a bodyguard service and have not actually taken any steps at all to get the required permits/insurance/etc.
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>>10019088 >2011 >not knowing a about vipers academy http://youtu.be/08qK2oMP--k hard to watch
http://youtu.be/QqLYtuU9quY 43sec that tells you everything you need to know
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>>10021118 Ahem. *raises hand.* Profile pic is of a baby with a pony keg in the background?
Anonymous
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might be my favorite viper's video.....
http://youtu.be/7zS_OWItxBc PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
Hey Crackers, My name is Tay, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, racist, rednecks who spend every second of their day looking for ways to keep up and coming black business owners like me down. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, are any of you a law enforcement? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of black lynchings on /new/ Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the chief of security, and I own a stable of my own crackers team, and I was a starter on my junior college basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to pictures of slavshit"? I also give straight Aids, and have a banging hot white girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bro
Russian Gun Store
Anonymous
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who do you think would win these guys, or dog the bounty hunter's crew
Anonymous
This thread needs stickying, purely for the amount of win.
Anonymous
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>>10019313 What is trigger discipline?
Because they don't know it.
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Holy shit I only live like, an hour's drive away from them. Maybe I should hire em.
Anonymous
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>>10021189 Awesome BK play area they got there.
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>>10023440 Well the DU plates from an Abram's might work....MIGHT!
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>>10023440 She could buy two vests and stick them together.
Anonymous
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this is one for the archives
Frankengun !M16A2fo3Ig
>>10023440 her vest size is MRAP
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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>>10022965 I see that irony is lost on you.
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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>>10023594 oh god I loled, I work supply at my unit and I'm going to use that now when we need to issue gear to fatties.
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>>10021716 >see "Re-Open Hooters" as a "friend" on FB page >stripper Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM9d_8ucbjY&feature=related fuck man, these guys even own 3 tactical BOATS! I've seen military units with less fancy shit then these guys. I'm betting the owner won the lottery and decided to play out some spec ops fantasy. I'm going to lol hard when some disaster happens in detroit and the city hires these guys thinking their a legit PMC and they get slaughtered or pull a black water on the population.
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I bet the one in the trench coat has at least 1 Katana and CCW's a pair of nunchucks
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>>10023919 continued.
It gets better, the owner has a SPAS 12, several HK weapons, AND /k/'s FAVROATE WEAPON, THE DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE!
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>>10021189 I would hire these guys over OPs anyday
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>>10023919 Detroit could suffer from a tunguska blast carrying an egg with godzilla and the thing from cloverfields baby, an alien attack, and the rapture all in the same day, and not a single fuck would be given from anyone.
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I think these people are more qualified to protect me better.
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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>>10024000 It could only happen on Belle Isle: I've had the unfortunate distinction of living here for well over 20 years...
Anonymous
>>10021189 I really want to know how that is being funded, unless Detroit is so bad that entrepreneurs can open up a PMC group in a abandoned food warehouse and get contracts the next day to defend from street riff raff.
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
>>10024089 They have: This PMC operates in Indian Village. One of the few habitable and historic neighborhoods left in Detroit.
Anonymous
>>10024113 interesting, I guess the days of modern mercenaries in our cities might become commonplace.
Anonymous
SUp faggots U jellous of my bf?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOWyXYYswjE&feature=related Okay the Threat Management faggots don't seem so bad anymore.
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http://www.threatmanagementcenters.com/PHOTO-GALLERY.html fuck a helicopter? And MP5s? Am I high?
http://www.threatmanagementcenters.com/about.html >Threat Management Center's history of success has led to high profile protective assignments that include, Reverend Jessie Jackson, Dr. Bill Cosby, Sylvester Stallone, an Ambassador from Venezuela and various other international assignments. fuck dude, these guys are full of themselves or the US is in a very shitty state now (worse than I thought at least).
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>>10024129 maybe dat cleavage
Anonymous
Shootin a deagle brand deagle. You poorfags jelly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=M-g8ZahPkiw Anonymous
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Just going from the pictures the less retarded looking black guy who seems to be the leader looks like he might be pretty legit, he's pretty big and looks like he's in okay shape.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVZCmafvzs8&feature=related I know know where vidya giam villains outsource their security decal from.
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explain this
http://www.threatmanagementcenters.com/Instructors.html or this
>We are the world's only performance based tactical training platform that requires its candidates to accept the possibility of serious bodily injury or death during the training process. http://www.threatmanagementcenters.com/VIPERS_Program.html or this
http://www.threatmanagementcenters.com/services.html Anonymous
Anonymous
>>10024203 everybody pick what you hate the most
http://youtu.be/QqLYtuU9quY dat transition
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>>10021344 The firearms certification course is the same as PD. Background checks go through the same way, too. There isn't really a lot of grey area, a security guard discharging his/her firearm comes down to one thing; protecting either their own life or the life of an innocent bystander. That's about all you can do with it because otherwise you're going to end up with a charge for threats or use of excessive force.
Except instead of authority, you get a cell phone to call people with authority.
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
>>10024122 Indeed they have; this PMC has a good reputation up here, due to a lot of positive local media coverage.
Anonymous
>>10024438 I hate oversized magwells.
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
>>10024445 Fuck so do I, but I'm drunk and a lot of folks up here actually use AR-15 pistols for home defense...
Anonymous
>>10024454 I can see using it for HD, high mag count, good for tearing up vitals. The only thing I worry about is over penetration and how the courts will see you for using an ASSULT PISTUL
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>>10024255 when I saw this I literally could not stop laughing for some reason jesus that guy is scary
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>>10024273 I am genuinely surprised that this man has not shot himself. Firing while upside down, and then forgetting that his shotgun is empty.
PhantomTroska !!J0Qrfv4JoIP
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>>10024479 Most of the folks I'm acquainted with do a build in 9mm. I'm generally opposed to the state pistol license scheme, so I just have a FN Herstal tactical police shotgun and a parts AR that I've been building for years.
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>>10024647 >>10024647 Look at 0:50. Jesus Christ.
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>>10024671 A good way to die, no?
Check out 1:29 for a good laugh.
Yes, he is dual wielding knives.
Anonymous
Guys. I say we hire BOTH these teams under different auspices, and find some way to pit them against eachother.
Anonymous
p☺ppin candy !XzCzpPPgXg!!rZv+V/s4OXB
>>10024647 this...
cant be real
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>>10024685 Thanks for pointing out the AKIMMBOOOO for me, because when i saw the "tactical shoot your brains out" drill, i closed the tab.
Anonymous
a diabolo mitto in nomine domini
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>>10024699 Sweet jesus titties cinnamon, yes, FUCK YES
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>>10024699 But they won't ever meet in combat, they'll end up killing themselves by ND far before that.
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>>10024760 >"Police" vest Isn't it illegal to wear an outfit that could fool someone into thinking you're a police officer?
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Who has been playing too much borderlands?
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>>10024255 he has such a weird face
i can't explain why but i just get the giggles when i stare at his face
it's like all his facial features are so squished together
Anonymous
>THE OBJECTIVE OF OUR ORGANIZATION IS TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFER BY DENYING THE OPPORTUNITY FOR VIOLENCE TO TAKE PLACE. BY USING TACTICAL PSYCHOLOGY, TACTICAL LAW, AND TACTICAL SKILLS, WE CREATE CONDITIONS WHICH, BY DESIGN, ARE NOT CONDUCIVE FOR VIOLENCE. VIPERS THREAT MANAGEMENT EMPHASIZES THE USE OF DETERENCE, DETECTION, AND DEFENSE TO ACHIEVE NON-VIOLENT OUTCOMES. >tactical psychology >tactical law >tactical skills fuck it guys I'm going back to school to get my Ph.D in tactical law
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>>10024647 >The objective is more important than your life NOPE.jpeg
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>>10024868 >THE OBJECTIVE OF OUR ORGANIZATION AND OPERATORS IS TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFER BY DENYING THE OPPORTUNITY FOR VIOLENCE TO TAKE PLACE BY USING TACTICAL PSYCHOLOGY, TACTICAL LAW, AND TACTICAL SKILLS, OUR OPERATORS CREATE TACTICAL CONDITIONS WHICH, BY OPERATIONAL DESIGN, ARE NOT CONDUCIVE FOR VIOLENCE. VIPERS THREAT MANAGEMENT OPERATORS EMPHASIZE THE USE OF TACTICAL DETERENCE, TACTICAL DETECTION, AND TACTICAL DEFENSE TO ACHIEVE NON-VIOLENT OUTCOMES FOR OPERATIONAL OPS IN TACTICALLY MINDED TACTICAL SITUATIONS. WE ARE NOT, REPEAT NOT AIRSOFT OPERATORS COSPLAYING A TACTICAL STYLE ANIMAY SCENE. WE ARE SERIOUS OPERATORS.
REALLY.
fixed.
best mission statement...ever
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please tell me we are archiving tacticool snorlax and friends
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>>10021052 Cletus there looks like he's had years of experience guarding the family still from the revenoors.
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Because all the Eastern Block/South African/SE Asia/Banana Republic/etc types are too expensive.
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>>10024255 more like i will protect your belongings in my pocket.
captcha Gaurds,eetheire
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Second funniest thing I've seen all day. First thing was Puss in Boots.
tripcodejohn !!tmYe43tfdWb
Anonymous
>>10025510 how is the fat one in that picture going to chase down anything other than a subway sandwich?
Tawm Bwady
>>10025538 The fact that she managed to stand on her own two feet long enough for a few pictures to be taken impresses the FUCK out of me.
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>>10025545 On the plus side, all that meat makes for a good human shield.
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have you guys browsed the certificate section of Threat Management? do it, pic related
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Oh god, the picture comments You beautiful bastards
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>>10024647 It's like the trainers at that place learned gun safety and control from playing Call of Duty all day.
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>>10025722 www threatmanagementcenters com/Certificates html
Well, I certainly wouldn't want to learn my tactical skills from anyone who's too good to show up for an elementary school job fair.