This one I am very sure /k/ will like. This comes from my cousin, he flew HiNDs during the 1st Chechen war, did alot of stuff that he wont talk about, and shit mother Russia wouldn't let him talk about.
This is going to be in the Broken English we all know and love so much.
"Back during war with Chechnya, I piloted Hind. Now, Hind is very sturdy and strong helicopter. Can take direct fire from 14.5mm rounds. Chechen people were determined. I carry in squad of men from GRU, no question. Loaded in what Americans would call a pave package. Use for large groups of infantry and buildings, Hind was invaluable asset. Come in over small farming area, small arms fire. Command tells me I am permitted to fire, so I let loose with a burst from nose gun. House becomes rubble, GRU soldier yells up "Your killing civilians down there". I yell back, no, they stop being civilians when they shoot helicopter. Now, nearing into capital, 13 miles out, ground fire becomes bigger. GRU guys yell, tell me uuse rockets. Command says ,I am clear, only when I see guns. I can not see gun, and I fire anyways. Rocket explodes, large flash. I fire AT rocket insted of HE rocket, building falls down. Guns stop, and I continue in. Minute later, sensors go crazy. Rocket, I think Igla, lit up. I countermeasure, and rocket goes away. GRU yelling in back, telling me fire. I had no think, I just do. Lots of nose gun, nothing. More rockets, countermeasures away. GrU commander tells, let us down. Niet, fire is to great. They be slaughtered. He pulls handgun on me, to me temple. Yells do it. I bank to left in order to avoid rocket, he hits head and swears.
Tells.me.II am disobeying order from Moscow. okay, I say. They get down, all under small arms. I can not stay to support, fuel is low. I leave, land back with only 10 to 20 seconds of fuel left. I keanr later entire team was killed."