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Interstellar war

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Humanity we come to you because we need your help. There are twenty thousand sentient species scattered across this universe and many more undiscovered, they all need your help. Because there is a mechanical scourge of violent robotic life, they pledge to kill off every organic species in the universe, and they've already killed off about 133 hundred thousand sentient races. They are coming for you, as they come for all of us.
And yet not all is lost. For we have recently come upon a violent war like species. They live and breathe violence and yet they are also compassionate and intelligent. We are going to give them weapons, ships, technology, resources, everything we can. We are going to terraform millions of planets and we are going to fill every one of these planets with humans. It is our hope that your species will breed, and spread across the universe, consume all in your path and destroy all who stand in your way. All life in this universe is now depending on your appetite for destruction. are you hungry?