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Anonymous !bwulacYkqY Sun 04 Dec 2011 16:39:00 No.10228047 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10228091 >>10232482 >>10234589 >>10234960

"Are you drawing weapons in class anon?!"

"This violent drawing is against our zero-tolerance in school weapons policy! give me that! I'll have to see you after class and we'll talk about how disrespectful this is!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 16:42:00 No.10228054 Report

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meh, beats drawing dicks all day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 16:42:00 No.10228056 Report

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Why would you do this, your only warning them that you're planning to bring an assault rifle to school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 16:52:00 No.10228080 Report

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Is that a bolter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 16:55:00 No.10228091 Report

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>>10228047
is that a famus?

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 16:56:00 No.10228093 Report

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OP, what kind of loading device do you exactly have in mind that features both normal rounds and backward rounds - all in the same magazine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 16:57:00 No.10228095 Report

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Definitely a famus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 16:57:00 No.10228098 Report

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>>10228093
i just thought it was the mag spring.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 17:06:00 No.10228120 Report

Quoted By: >>10228143 >>10234035

Definitely a bolter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 17:10:00 No.10228130 Report

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So, yeah, underageb& then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 17:23:00 No.10228143 Report

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>>10228120

IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME, WE KILL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 17:24:00 No.10228144 Report

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why? its obvious that its just a nerf gun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 17:46:00 No.10228182 Report

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>>10228143
Ave

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 17:51:00 No.10228200 Report

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>>10228143

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 17:55:00 No.10228207 Report

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This thread needs some cleansing fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 17:56:00 No.10228210 Report

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>>10228207
Is that a STANAG that ate too many big macs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 17:59:00 No.10228216 Report

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>"This violent drawing is against our zero-tolerance in school weapons policy! give me that! I'll have to see you after class and we'll talk about how disrespectful this is!"

What is this, Canada?

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 19:14:00 No.10228423 Report

Quoted By: >>10228435 >>10234354

I drawed this in high school before 2 or 3 years

>notasinglefuckwasgiven.jpg

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 19:17:00 No.10228435 Report

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>>10228423
>Vector + Aug = <3
> <3
You can leave

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 19:23:00 No.10228457 Report

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>mfw I'm a Britfag and filled half a sketchbook with gun drawings and designs yet nobody gave a single fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 19:29:00 No.10228478 Report

Quoted By: >>10228495 >>10232408

>be in middle school
>see m1 garand in an old fps
>try drawing it in class
>it ends up looking like shit because I couldn't draw
>teacher sees it and says it looks like a mosin nagant
>everyone in class looks at me funny
>later, in high school
>everyone says that I'm going to become a dictator and nuke the world because I drew a rifle once

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 19:34:00 No.10228495 Report

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>>10228478
>attempt to draw M1 Garand
>end up drawing Mosin Nagant
A true /k/ommando

Courier !bwulacYkqY

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Courier !bwulacYkqY Sun 04 Dec 2011 19:42:00 No.10228517 Report

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Courier !bwulacYkqY

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Courier !bwulacYkqY Sun 04 Dec 2011 19:47:00 No.10228531 Report

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Not a single fuck given in high school

Courier !bwulacYkqY

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Courier !bwulacYkqY Sun 04 Dec 2011 19:51:00 No.10228545 Report

Quoted By: >>10228743 >>10233164

To those who wonder why my pictures are cut. It's because my camera takes 14 mega sized pictures and they're too large for 4chan.
Sigh,

Just look at the attention I payed in class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 20:28:00 No.10228743 Report

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>>10228545

>Just look at the attention I payed in class.
>payed

No wonder you can't spell and everything, yo.

I also drew shitloads of guns like that in high school, but I don't have any of them with me now. Nobody gave a fuck except my seatmate, who saw my drawings and also started drawing guns.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

Courier !bwulacYkqY Sun 04 Dec 2011 20:37:00 No.10228782 Report

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>>10228743
Welp, I was neither paying attention now.
Excuse me for mispelling something. Also, I didn't learn english at school, all I learned was by myself, so I tend to do this errors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 20:44:00 No.10228805 Report

Quoted By: >>10228827

>Elementary through high school
>Always doodling guns, demons, angels, jedi, elves, dwarves, what have you
>THEY APPERENTLY KEEP TRACK OF THIS SHIT
>Highly suggest therapy for me during parent/teacher conference
>Not a single fuck given by my father, we lol'd on the way out

Seriously, they worry about everything you fucking do as a sign of some underlying psychological bullshit anymore, or something.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

Courier !bwulacYkqY Sun 04 Dec 2011 20:51:00 No.10228827 Report

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>>10228805
Wow.
I wish it happened to me, just to laugh at their faces.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 20:52:00 No.10228832 Report

Quoted By: >>10233265 >>10235186

Fuck those teachers. I used to draw the planes from the original Crimson Skies PC games. Not a fuck was given.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:05:00 No.10228884 Report

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I play with my penis through my pocket in class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:07:00 No.10228896 Report

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incoming wall of greentext, also stop eating my posts 4chan
>be Canadian
>grade 9
>have teachers still on a trip over the polytechnique shootings
>bored in class
>draw a mini-14 because my father said he would buy me one and then transfer it to my name when I get old enough.
>teacher sees drawing
>starts acting like I just pulled out a grenade and threatened to blow up a orphanage in the name of Satan.
>sent to principals office
>expelled on the spot, threats of calling the cops, I'm a horrible person, literally kicked off the school property
>my family's lawyers face when
>realizing how bad they fucked up they settle to keep it quite, go back to school knowing that no teacher or staff member would not even look in my general direction again, spend the next 4 years doing what ever the fuck I want and get straight A's

me 1
feminist liberal school teachers 0

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:11:00 No.10228903 Report

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:13:00 No.10228909 Report

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>>10228531
Lol that looks just like that Turkish shotgun,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:14:00 No.10228914 Report

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>Highly suggest therapy for me during parent/teacher conference

Fuck. I'm a psychologist at a school for kids with serious emotional disorders and, while I've heard the same story, thats a load of bullshit. If drawing weapons was a symptom I'd be able to retire before my loans were paid off.

JDAM > bullets !bAVjknfJBo

JDAM > bullets !bAVjknfJBo Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:17:00 No.10228922 Report

Quoted By: >>10228940

Home school FTW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:22:00 No.10228940 Report

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>>10228922

Cause the only letters you need are U, S, and A, amirite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:50:00 No.10229030 Report

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In 3rd grade I had this whole binder where I drew a fictional country and imagined this whole war between the people and this evil guy named Dr. Muke who built robot armies. My teacher found it and called my parents and said I would would probably be in jail if i kept that up.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:51:00 No.10229035 Report

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Anonymous Sun 04 Dec 2011 21:56:00 No.10229055 Report

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Once I drew a grenade launcher/extremely high caliber gun called the KidSquish 5000, drew a picture of a guy using it to shoot a small child, turning him into pink mist. My teacher saw it, asked me 'So you like drawing guns?'
I said yes, and he just told me to not do it in class.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 02:50:00 No.10230700 Report

Quoted By: >>10232436

In my high school math and science class during my senior year, I had the same teacher. The teacher was a total boss, and had this cool organization system for students. Basically, he kept a binder full of your work, both done and not. He gave it to you each class, and made you do 2 sheets of work a day until you were done with the whole semester. Throughout the year, I would doodle various firearms both real, and imaginary to pass time after I completed assignments.

>Sit in class listening to ipod, drawing guns and shit
>Teacher sees all of it
>"Hey anon, you forgot the bayonet on this SKS"
>Teachers face when he said this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:21:00 No.10232384 Report

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>Be in grade 11
>Drawing an M16
>Girl sitting next to me is pretty cool, we talk all the time
>"ANON, WHY ARE YOU DRAWING GUNZ?!"
>Whole class looks at me weird
>Even the guys give me weird looks
>They all play FPS's and talk about guns all the time
>Treated like someone who's about to crack the rest of the year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:24:00 No.10232397 Report

Quoted By: >>10232458

>draw little stick figure war scenes with tanks, paratroopers, explosions, and troops missing limbs. My Social Studies teacher in the 8th grade noticed it and drew a counter-scene with stick figures in red helmets standing victorious over my troops 15 minutes later when we were taking a short quiz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:26:00 No.10232408 Report

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>>10228478
Born to /k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:26:00 No.10232411 Report

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>Be in grade 8
>We are given a large book along with a whole period to, "draw"
>Group of friends decides to make comics
>Comics feature Cyanide& happiness type characters
>Zombie apocalypses, aliens, wars, inside jokes, laughter all around
>One day teacher sees my drawings
>Picks it up and says, "What is this!?"
>"Everyone draws them"
>Everyone gets in shit
>In office for the rest of the day
>My parents expect to see babies being tortured/mutilated
>Dad laughs, says he used to doodle all the time
>Treated like a terrorist by teacher

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:29:00 No.10232436 Report

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>>10230700

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:29:00 No.10232439 Report

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:32:00 No.10232452 Report

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>be in boring ass tech class
>drawing m4 and ar shits
>teacher see his drawing
>sents him the office didn't spot me
>Principle just kindly told him he didn't like his drawings
>he came back, shurgs
>went about our day

Yup thats it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:32:00 No.10232454 Report

Quoted By: >>10232478 >>10233178

>mfw when i would go around and draw dicks on everybody's tables signed off with a smiley face with a dick for a nose
>like, i would literally draw a sea of dicks on a table
>some pieces were so incredibly beautiful and artistic it would bring me to a tear
>kids getting in trouble left and right, never caught
>legend spread of the dick bandit

Ah, the good old years. I was such an immature prick early on in highschool.

Putting gay porn and bestiality on people's computer screens was fun too. Disconnect the mouse and keyboard, then turn off the monitor. When they come back to their seat...bingo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:32:00 No.10232458 Report

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>>10232397
Some people stay cool....some people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:36:00 No.10232478 Report

Quoted By: >>10232726 >>10233250

>>10232454
somehow i can see all of you here doing shit like this guy

skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A

skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:36:00 No.10232482 Report

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>>10228047
I want to remake the fosbery automatic with this kind of look, and in .357
> Draw guns in math notebook
> teacher asks for it at end of semester
> dont think anything of it
> california
> teacher flips a bitch and calls me over
> yells at me for drawing guns
> class freaks out and wont make eye contact for a week
> became inside joke between he and i
> yells question down the school hallway
> everyone gives me a strange room
and i cant draw for shit

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skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:38:00 No.10232495 Report

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>>10232482
and i cant post pics for shit either

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skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:40:00 No.10232506 Report

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>>10232495
where i stole idea from

Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF

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Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:41:00 No.10232513 Report

Quoted By: >>10232527 >>10232685

I might have a chance to do something like this soon. I have to do a project for a class that involves "rebelling" against something by dressing differently, I am doing restriction of gun rights based on fear of inanimate objects ("black guns are scary mmkay", etc) and I am going to go to school like this, with a Russian side cap on top of the hat that's taped to the helmet. Expecting whole warehouses of strange rooms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:43:00 No.10232522 Report

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>>10232439

Oh! That's really sad. To build an empire on such delicate emotions...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:43:00 No.10232527 Report

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>>10232513
what kind of class would make an assignment demanding you rebel against something?

Papulu !dCodef2d72

Papulu !dCodef2d72 Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:44:00 No.10232536 Report

Quoted By: >>10232572 >>10232621 >>10232769

>Get called to office.
>Asked if I was going to shoot up the school.
>Student voiced her concern that I was going to after I corrected the teacher on firearms law. (Right after Laughner).
>My gov teacher, chem teacher, and theater tech teacher are called in and asked if I was behaving odd.
>Nope.jpeg from all of them.
>Girl is called in.
>She gets suspended.

Was pretty sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:45:00 No.10232541 Report

Quoted By: >>10232563

>Be at Monicals with family
>Drawing a Mac-10 on the kids menu thing
>Mom flips out
>"WHY ARE YOU DRAWING GUNZ?!"
>makes me feel like a psychopath

Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF

Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:46:00 No.10232557 Report

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>>10232527

"American Studies". Its like English+History (takes up 2 periods and counts for english/history credit) , but the teacher is a giant liberal.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:47:00 No.10232563 Report

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>>10232541
It's simple, you must kill your mom.

skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A

skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:48:00 No.10232572 Report

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>>10232536
Lol.
That is rather sweet...
This thread makes me feel less of a psychopath, yay thread

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!AlmaWade1k Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:51:00 No.10232588 Report

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>history class assignment to draw something about some war
>awesome stick figure battle, including tanks, bombers, etc.
>sent to school counselor for a dead stickman in a pool of blood

Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV

Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:55:00 No.10232621 Report

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>>10232536
>be three years ago
>be cleaning rifles in drill hall
>today is a field day ! YAAAAYYYY!!!!
>today a medal of honor recipient is coming to talk about how bad ass he is (he Is a living god btw)
>so I'm sitting there Cssgt. Cleaning rifles with my class
>when suddenly!
>ten billion kids start flooding into the room
>every single one sees us cleaning rifles and just STOPS
>jack ass racks a rifle behind me
>OH FUCK STAMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>massive chaos
>major walks into the hall
>STOP!
>everyone stops
>NOW WHAT THE HE-
>looks in room
>"LADIES AND GENTS, come in this room here and we can see some of your fellow students maintaining a true piece of American history ect ect ect."
>major calms everyone
>medal of honor nam vet shows up
>tells story I later confirmed on several web pages

>so what happened
hardly anyone outside of ROTC knew we had rifles.
They are pluged and the pins are removed and in the safe in the majors office.

someone let their class out early, trying to get to the speech before anyone to get good seats.
Well, when this happened a couple other teachers saw this and let they're kids out too.

long story short
Because of some dumb asses trying to get ahead, students walked in on ROTC cadets cleaning guns and about shit themselves.

Werewolf

Werewolf Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:56:00 No.10232627 Report

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>>10232557
Fishers....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:56:00 No.10232633 Report

Quoted By: >>10236280

>Be in grade 2
>Supposed to draw something for remembrance day
>okie doke
>Class presenting
>"And these are the brave Canadian soldiers, and theis is me and I'm happy because they protect me and my freedom :)"
>My turn
>I've drawn a battlefield
>Stickmen with handguns, tanks and planes dropping bombs
>"And here this guy is getting blown up by the tank, and this is the tank, and this guy is throwing a bomb, and this guy is dead, and this is the enemy flag, and this is a crater
>Class is confused
>Teacher is concerned
>A_super_villain_is_born.jpg

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 07:58:00 No.10232646 Report

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Not gun related, but still funny.

>Drawing pictures in kindergarten
>More interested in laser guns than real ones back then
>Draw myself and dad one day
>Teacher tells my mother she is concerned because I failed to give the people I drew necks
>I just put the head right on the shoulder, no neck
>Mother still laughs about that stupid shit to this day

Public school teachers are fucking retarded. Well, my preschool teacher was alright. I used to draw her rainbows and cats. Bitches live rainbows and cats.

Herr Doktor !!k+Yc7DFzBN6

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Herr Doktor !!k+Yc7DFzBN6 Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:02:00 No.10232669 Report

Quoted By: >>10232703 >>10232708

>Draw guns
>Get girlfriend
>She sees my gun drawings
>She isn't weirded out by them
>Step-father is a bird hunter, so she's not afraid of guns
GOD IT'S GREAT TO BE ME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:02:00 No.10232672 Report

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>be in school
>learnin about pirates fuck yeah
>time to make a jolly roger
>i make the awesomest skull ever
>with crossed sabre and pistol
>the skull has a bullet hole
>blood running out of the bullet hole
>dead stuff everywhere

>umm anon how bout something less violent?
>fuck you pirates raped and plundered
>im going to send you to the office
>fine whatever
>less blood but still awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:03:00 No.10232678 Report

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>Be in liberal homosexual elementary school.
>In line
>Redguard fucking with me
> I'm like 10 so I don't know what to say
>"If bombing people wasn't illegal I'd blow you up"
>Two hours later sent to counselor
>"Are you going to blow up the school?"
>Wat

Not drawing but /k/ related.

Also, it snowed here like three days in a row and tomorrow will be 12 degrees Fahrenheit, u jellin /k/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:04:00 No.10232685 Report

Quoted By: >>10232698 >>10232727

>>10232513
Why not just choose to not do the damn assignment. That's pretty rebellious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:04:00 No.10232687 Report

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just get a real one

http://www.armslist.com/?utm_source=c000015&utm_medium=plink&utm_campaign=p011356

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:05:00 No.10232690 Report

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I'd draw rape, murder, stealing, pissing on people. All sorts of shit. Mass murder were my favorite drawings to work on, shit like what I think Chuck Whitman would've been seeing.

Nobody ever said shit other than I was a really good artist. Teachers never did any of these 'zero tolerance' bullshit stories I'm seeing ITT, I think it's because of I'm not 18 like all you faggots.
pre columbine you could tell people you were going to shoot them tomorrow in class. It wasn't seen as a threat but a joke, and the teacher would laugh and say "Oh if I live to see the day..."

skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A

skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:05:00 No.10232698 Report

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>>10232685
>>10232685
Which would then be him doing the assignment....
> wormhole opens up

Czech-Texan !!J/G/ADDqgKs

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Czech-Texan !!J/G/ADDqgKs Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:06:00 No.10232701 Report

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>be in 8th grade
>beginning of the year
>everyone must introduce themselves
>my turn
>"hi, my name is ____ and I like drawing, golf, and guns"
>girl says "are you a killer? only killers have guns"
>this sparks a debate between me and five or six students
>shooting their arguments down like a boss
>teacher calls in principle
>principle asks for me to follow him
>explain the situation to him and it turns out he has a gun collection
>talk guns for 20 minutes
>buys me free lunch
>we're still bros to this very day
>mfw

Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF

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Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:06:00 No.10232703 Report

Quoted By: >>10233050

>>10232669

>talking to liberal ass hipster girl
>she seems really whiny and annoying
>we talk about weekend
>"My dads taking me hunting this weekend, we go every year"
>HOLDTHEFUCKINGPHONE
>go on her facebook a week later
>its her with a dead durr at her feet and blood smeared on her face
>Thank you, god of /k/. I won't let you down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:08:00 No.10232708 Report

Quoted By: >>10232744

>>10232669
Oh, the wonders of /k/ related waifus.

>have pretty attractive gf with big tits, definitely not proportionate for her small frame but hey
>her whole family hunts, she's had a .22 since she was 7 and many more weapons to come
>pretty lulzy, likes to troll and enjoys making fun of weaboos
>we go shooting frequently

Of course, I am awfully worried over the fact that she has/does fulfill all corners of the Macdonald triad...so, I'm probably going to be brutally murdered one day, especially if I ever leave her. She's pretty fucking crazy too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:08:00 No.10232711 Report

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>in elementary school
>animal information project
>I pick shark
>everyone has to draw a picture for their cover
>I draw a feeding frenzy with fish gore and blood everywhere
>teacher gives me a good grade because the sharks were drawn so well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:10:00 No.10232726 Report

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>>10232478
You have no idea

>be me and friend in bathroom in 7th grade
>immaculate school is immaculate
>like, you could eat out of the urinals and the walls where cleaner then a fresh nugget
>we find a stale pretzle in blow drier
>"hahaha" its a rotisserie penis"
>We write it on the wall
>next week, penises everywhere
Thus, me and my friend single handedly begun a massive wave of vandalism that stretched throughout the school system, infecting all tables, stalls, and textbooks with wave after wave of crudely drawn genitals.

>this was my greatest, and proudest achievement outside of graduating.

Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF

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Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:10:00 No.10232727 Report

Quoted By: >>10232733 >>10232740 >>10232748

>>10232685

True. Picked up a desert DPM jacket today for $15, gonna add that to my costume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:12:00 No.10232733 Report

Quoted By: >>10232923

>>10232727
Is that absolutely homosexual hairstyle intended, or for satire purposes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:13:00 No.10232740 Report

Quoted By:

>>10232727
Yeah.....we're gonna need to see some I.D. if you're gonna stick around

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:14:00 No.10232744 Report

Quoted By:

>>10232708
She sounds like my perfect match...

>crazy and psychopathic
>shootan and huntan
>Macdonald triad
>"trolling" and public diturbances

Damnit, it sounds like she was made for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:15:00 No.10232748 Report

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>>10232727
>'would you like a toy to go with that sir?'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:17:00 No.10232769 Report

Quoted By: >>10232834 >>10232840

>>10232536
I'm just jealous you had Tech. theatre as a class.
All I got was the custodians handing me the manual to the lighting board in the theater.

Tacoface !I.EytX/zkM

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Tacoface !I.EytX/zkM Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:19:00 No.10232781 Report

Quoted By: >>10232823

I've had this happen to me evury year. Draw guns. I am now a psychopath. My dad looks at them. Evury single year he gets called in.

"ma'am/sir I was in the mililatry- They flip the fuck out. Everyone in school leaves me alone. Forever alone.

Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV

Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:27:00 No.10232823 Report

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>>10232781
Why do you care about high school bitches man?

It gets way better lol trust me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:29:00 No.10232834 Report

Quoted By:

>>10232769
Ha, in woodshop I built like 5 life size replicas of rifles and pipes and a crossbow.

... then again, that was the class where I also threw boxes of nails up the air vents, lit a few fires, destroyed the fan belt, and threw over 9000$s worht of metal out the window.

Papulu !dCodef2d72

Papulu !dCodef2d72 Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:30:00 No.10232840 Report

Quoted By: >>10232872

>>10232769
When you are the construction crew head for two fucking awesome musicals. It is a great feeling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:36:00 No.10232872 Report

Quoted By:

>>10232840
I took a class in lighting design over at the local uni for dual credit and now I'm lighting head for the drama and music events. Feel good man. I even got to work in a real venue and with people who do this for a living.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:41:00 No.10232906 Report

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shit, i am going to school to be a graphic designer, my intended future career is drawing people with guns
. i have been drawing "not school appropriate material such as guns and swords and armored villainous looking people" since elementary school
i got suspended one time for bringing a green plastic gi joe m1 garand to show my friends. it was 5 inches, this was a few years after 2000 .
in high school i got called to the office because of it, they told me to stop doing it, i said no.

Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF

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Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:43:00 No.10232923 Report

Quoted By: >>10233365 >>10233908

>>10232733

Since you don't like it, I have applied a perfectly shaped hat to censor my mohawk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:56:00 No.10233014 Report

Quoted By:

bump for school stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:58:00 No.10233040 Report

Quoted By:

How about any /k/ skewl stories?

>4th grade
>Playing cops and robbers with my friend
>I have an AK-47 apparently
>PEW PEW PEW PEW
>Throw myself down hill to take cover
>Retard shows up
>Starts strangling me
>Dude wtf
>Handler shows up
>"No Duncan bad"

He got off scott free.

Later the school banned any fighting, gun games, or anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:59:00 No.10233049 Report

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>Live in one of the most liberal states in America.
>All throughout school draw guns and monsters and shit.
>Nobody ever gives a fuck.
>ROTC in high school drills with deactivated guns that are >visually indistinguishable from real weapons.
>Nobody ever gives a fuck.
>ROTC has a rifle team which shoots actual airguns on school grounds.
>Nobody ever gives a fuck.

I always feel wired when people tell stories about schools freaking out like that.

space herpes... !F4e0wtigJo

space herpes... !F4e0wtigJo Mon 05 Dec 2011 08:59:00 No.10233050 Report

Quoted By: >>10233064

>5th Grade
>Valentines
>have to make a paper pouch for the front of your desk for the other kids to put calentines in.
>made mine a woodland camo heart with a bullet hole dripping blood everywhere.
>teacher compliments it
>little girls compliment it
>little boys jealous because I'm awesome

I ended up drawing comin books and cartoons and such all through high school and not a fuck was given. I kind of grew out of the drawing thing though I still do a lot of photochops, including the pic from >>10232703

must suck to have grown up surrounded by idiots.

space herpes... !F4e0wtigJo

space herpes... !F4e0wtigJo Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:01:00 No.10233064 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233050
can't type for shit tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:01:00 No.10233072 Report

Quoted By: >>10233080 >>10233088 >>10233094 >>10236344 >>10236369

>be twenty-one
>Going to county college
>CoD fag in business class
>He is my partner on a project
>I have never played CoD
>He wants to know why different guns do different amounts of damage, and why we don't use the same guns now as we did in WW2
>I bring in a .45 ACP cartridge, 9 mm cartridge, .308 cartridge, and 5.56 cartridge
>Explain to him weight, ballistics, etc.
>not sure if teacher/other students saw this, fuck, it might even have been him
>Can't register for classes next semester, there is a disciplinary hold
>I have to come in for a meeting with the assistant dean or some shit
>At the meeting, she's a skinny black bitch, and then a bald black fucker shows up, he was apparently the head of security
>Ask me what happened on blah blah day, I brought dangerous explosives to school
>I wtf again, explained I was giving a history lesson, isn't that what school is for?
>bald nig nog starts blubbering about how one or more of those rounds is illegal
>I cut him off and call him a moron, tell him if he doesn't know what he's talking about to shut his mouth
>They tell me they don't feel safe with me at the school
>I tell them I don't feel safe with them without nooses.
>Walk out giving them the finger

20 internets if you can guess what state I live in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:02:00 No.10233074 Report

Quoted By:

The only time shit like this happened to me was when I actually came pretty close to pulling a Columbine. But other then that, zero fucks were given. I wrote an essay against gun control, and my teacher used it as a model.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:02:00 No.10233080 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233072

I don't know what state, but here is a collection of AR10s for your awesomeness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:03:00 No.10233088 Report

Quoted By: >>10233103

>>10233072
California, Illinois, or New York.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:03:00 No.10233094 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233072
also, he knew I had guns because in the beginning of the semester the teacher was spouting off some shit about "herp derp, we have so many negative thoughts every day, do you know how many we have? blah blah, does anyone know what a machine gun is?" So of course I laughed and said yeah. So then he gave me a weird look, asked me what one was, I explained and then stated that I've shot a couple. Big mistake on my part, apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:05:00 No.10233103 Report

Quoted By: >>10233116

>>10233088
Wrong, wrong, and wrong. Ouch man, 0 for 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:07:00 No.10233116 Report

Quoted By: >>10233134

>>10233103
Fuck you. Where is it then? I'm not going to make 47 more guesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:08:00 No.10233134 Report

Quoted By: >>10233139 >>10233141

>>10233116
Aw cmon, one more guess and then I'll tell you. :p

Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF

Dylan !!JmaPuXPXgvF Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:09:00 No.10233139 Report

Quoted By: >>10233154

>>10233134

Indiana.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:09:00 No.10233141 Report

Quoted By: >>10233154

>>10233134
Massachusetts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:11:00 No.10233154 Report

Quoted By: >>10233161

>>10233141
>>10233139
Nope and nope. Dirty Jersey. Feels so bad man. I hate it here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:12:00 No.10233161 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233154
Oh fuck man. I'm so sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:13:00 No.10233164 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228545
>>10228517
you invented the kel tec RFB i 5.56x45
pretty boss

Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN

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Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:15:00 No.10233178 Report

Quoted By: >>10233212

>>10232454
>dick bandit
Is this you?

<-------

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:18:00 No.10233204 Report

Quoted By:

the principal confiscated one of my drawings of a mandalorian holding a blaster. after she blah blahed about the appropriateness of blah blah i asked for my drawing back and she said no.
drew 3 more right there in the office, told her to go fuck herself. got suspended

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:19:00 No.10233212 Report

Quoted By: >>10233326

>>10233178
Negative. I've met you before, uncle phil. In Nevada. At the big reno show. We took a picture together. You never gave it to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:23:00 No.10233239 Report

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> Be senior in 1998
> Country school, 400ish students.
> Big 'ol truck I bought for $800 with summer job money.
> Gunrack in the back window with my old bolt remington 30.06, bow and lever win 25-35.
> Ammo kept in ammo can in cab
> Not a single fuck was given.

Now, I can't even SAY the word gun around a school. Seriously, fuck that shit. Country high school in Washington state of all places.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:24:00 No.10233241 Report

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>back in high school
>Just getting into guns
>In computer lab, looking at .454 Casull
>See mention of Taurus Raging Bull, look it up on Google images

Next day,
>Get called into pricipal's office, shown a screencap of the previous day's image search
>Columbine.jpg
>Principal thinks I'm a potential murderer
>Get sent to psychologist to make sure I'm not going to shoot up the school

I love zero tolerance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:25:00 No.10233250 Report

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>>10232478
>be in 6th grade
>just learned what trolling is from my /k/ommando cousin who's in high school
>be drawing guns in class
>teacher sends me to the principal
>be living in Hong Kong at this time (dad's in the navy)
>brit fag nogunz principal ask "anon, are you planning on shooting up the school?"
>0 guns in hong kong
>decide it's troll time
>tell him i've been planning an assault on the campus for a few months, gonna execute it in a week or so
>bad fucking idea
>parents and psychiatrist are called
>fucking bad year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:27:00 No.10233265 Report

Quoted By: >>10235186

>>10228832
nigger are you a fucking wizard?
not shitting you, i did the exact same fucking thing. Crimson skies was fucking epic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:29:00 No.10233276 Report

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>be in high school
>always drawing comics/guns/stick figure wars
>not a fuck was given
>get given assignment to draw the future
>draw picture of principals skeleton sitting at his desk in the ruins if his office after a nuclear apocalypse
>gets passed around, lols had by all
>next day english teacher approaches with the picture
>"anon, did you draw this?"
>ohshitohshitohshit "uh, yeah"
>"this is hilarious, can we photo copy it and put it up in the staff room?"
>"sure"
>mfw this happened on several occasions for various drawings and noone ever gave a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:30:00 No.10233288 Report

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>8th grade
>drawing guns and shit
>johnny comes over
>"hey guys this is what my dad saw in Iraq"
>cat with a back pack that says bombs
>everyone shits a brick laughing
>sub teacher comes over
>WHUT IS DAT?! BOMBS?!?!?!
>bitch sends him to the office
>finds other drawings of M16's and shit
>THEY SUSPEND HIS ASS

Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN

Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:35:00 No.10233326 Report

Quoted By: >>10233335

>>10233212
LOL. Okay. You still got the same email?

How come you lost yer trip?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:37:00 No.10233334 Report

Quoted By:

>went to high school during and after Columbine
>always volunteered for class events and helped tutor kids in high school
>hosted exchange student
>drew guns and shit all the time
>nobody gave a single fuck about it

I think most of the people in my classes were closet anarchists though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:37:00 No.10233335 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233326
Yeah, same e-mail. I ain't too popular around these here parts any more, in case you forgot. :-P

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:39:00 No.10233346 Report

Quoted By: >>10233379 >>10233430

>Back in high school
>shot clays on weekend with cousins
>throw empties in truck bed
>go to school
>two hours in get called to principals office
>police there, security guard there
>box of empty hulls.
>wtf.jpg
>anon why were these in your truck?
>why did you take things from my truck without a warrant?
>thats not required. Why did you have them?
>i shot clays this weekend
>weapons are not allowed on school grounds
>cop looks at principal like hes retarded
>having empties on school grounds is not illegal to my knowledge says i.
>well were going to suspend you for 3 days for violation of school rules. No weapons on school grounds.
>cop says he cant do that. Empties are not weapons.
>principal does it anyway, has cop escort me from grounds.
>cop tells me to come to school tomorrow, says hes going to make a phone call.
>show up to school. Cop meets me in parking lot.
>walks to pricipals office
>pricipal apologized and said the classes i missed the day before dont count as absent.
>wtfisgoingon.jpg

Cop's brother was director of the school board for that county and a lifetime member of the nra. Bro status achieved. I go on ride alongs with him to this day. Shoot clays with director of school board too.

Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:41:00 No.10233365 Report

Quoted By:

>>10232923

I like this guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:42:00 No.10233374 Report

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>in middle school band class
>looking at manual for half-life
>teacher walks by and takes it
>after class says it is too violent for school

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:43:00 No.10233379 Report

Quoted By: >>10233423

>>10233346
NO FUCKING WAY MAN
i got in trouble for the same shit!
fucking .22LR cases in the bed of my truck
we use my truck as a shooting lean when we go shooting on my dad's land in north GA
fucking school cop asswipe see's my empties and fucking tells the principal
get suspended for 3 days
fuck.jpg
school handbook says that empty cartridges are a violation of school rules
fucking didn't even mean to bring them

Mandalorian !JhU70DajE6

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Mandalorian !JhU70DajE6 Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:43:00 No.10233380 Report

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>grew up in redneckatopia
>later moved to a warmer redneckatopia
>no.one.ever.gives.a.fuck....eeevvvveerrr
hell even the most progressive teacher in the damned place had a closet full of toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:43:00 No.10233387 Report

Quoted By: >>10233433

>freshman year of highschool
>senile 65 year old female english teacher everyone hates
>blah blah blah you have to pick out a biography/autobiograpy and write a page or two about it and the person
>ok
>thinking Kaiser Wilhelm II or something.
>go to library
>JOHN BROWNING BIOGRAPHY
>proceed to write paper at 4 am day before it's due
>turn in
>two days pass
>get called to office
>principal confused by big words in paper, afraid i'm going to shoot up the school because I wrote about a John Browning biography (that was in the school library)
>repeatedly asks me if I was going to shoot up the school, if I had brought weapons to school, if I were depressed, if I were on drugs, and if I had a gun on my person right now. Also asked me if I plagiarized (I hadn't)
>paper literally never strayed from historical context, no threatening material and basically just repeating the history of his life and giving info about his inventions
>call parents
>they freak shit at him
>dad really gets pissed at school
>leave without real incident though
>teacher calls me "the best writer she's ever had" even though she was still scared because it was about a hurrdurr gun maker
>put literally zero effort into it

>mfw no one in that school had a brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:49:00 No.10233423 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233379
West nc here. My handbook didnt say anything about cartridges so thats why i got off free. Annoying as fuck though. Never had a problem from that principal ever again

Super90 !dMNamcrvfs

Super90 !dMNamcrvfs Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:49:00 No.10233424 Report

Quoted By: >>10233444 >>10233458

>5th grade
>doodling on one of my folders
>grandpa had lots of nazi pistols and other third reich stuff
>I though swasticas were regular and I thought they looked cool
>draw them all over the cover of the notebook
>Next day teacher pulls me aside and tells me how that symbol and what it was tied to killed millions of people
>turn them all into windows

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:50:00 No.10233430 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233346
Major bro status.
>early elementary school
>first day, everyones making paper name things for their desk
>each letter is supposed to be artsy
>Because i'm little randy radical, some are snakes, some are fire, and one is a few daggers with blood on them
>teacher sees, starts babbling about columbine.
>i've heard about it on the news, but idk wtf it is
>principal's office
>california
later, senior year of HS
>P.E
>bull-dyke teacher with one tit (seriously) droning on about something or other
>fuck-its-hot.jpg
>unstick nuts from leg
>"get out"
>"what?"
>"get out of my classroom"
>"this is the gym"
>"GET OUT OF THE GYM AND GO TO THE OFFICE"
>3 day suspension for sexual harassment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:51:00 No.10233433 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233387
That is so painfully stupid that it's leapt off my screen and pissed retard up my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:53:00 No.10233444 Report

Quoted By: >>10233471 >>10233478

>>10233424
>believing in the holohoax
>2011

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:54:00 No.10233458 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233424
wow that's pretty funny. I used to etch swastikas into the screens of graphing calculators so they'd never be used again, since I fucking hated math.

Cost the school hundreds of dollars to replace all of the calculators

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:56:00 No.10233471 Report

Quoted By: >>10233513

>>10233444
Take it to /pol/

Czech-Texan !!J/G/ADDqgKs

Czech-Texan !!J/G/ADDqgKs Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:56:00 No.10233478 Report

Quoted By: >>10233484 >>10234251

>>10233444

>holocaust
>hoax

Pick one.

Dongcopter !!nZieiPllAEl

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Dongcopter !!nZieiPllAEl Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:57:00 No.10233483 Report

Quoted By:

this fucking thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:57:00 No.10233484 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233478

jew detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 09:58:00 No.10233490 Report

Quoted By: >>10233543

>Be in Art class at kommiefornia at catholic high school
>teacher is drama teacher too
>spend about 5hrs or so drawing a 1911 with a cross on the grip because project had to be "religious"
>bitch rips it up
>I'm like "why did you do that"
>"Guns are bad"

Never draw guns again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:00:00 No.10233500 Report

Quoted By: >>10233509 >>10233512 >>10233524

>Be a beautiful spring day
>Be in math class
>Blah blah blah x over y divided by blah blah blah
>Idea!
>Draw gigantic Swastika on paper
>Stand up
>Hold it up doing a Nazi Salute screaming, "THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED"
>Run out of school
>2 hours later
>Cops show up at house
>"Anon, you fled school so we were called"
>Taken back to school
>Go to office
>Expelled
>Whydidyoubringmehereforthis.jpg

Dongcopter !!nZieiPllAEl

Dongcopter !!nZieiPllAEl Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:01:00 No.10233509 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233500
>00:00
>00
WHAT IS THIS

Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I may have shat myself laughing at the mental image your post gave me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:01:00 No.10233512 Report

Quoted By: >>10233558

>>10233500
pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:01:00 No.10233513 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233471
Take it to /jidf/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:03:00 No.10233524 Report

Quoted By: >>10233558

>>10233500
>>10233500
that could've been me, you should've done what I did with the calculators

Czech-Texan !!J/G/ADDqgKs

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Czech-Texan !!J/G/ADDqgKs Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:05:00 No.10233543 Report

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>>10233490

Please, for the love of god Anon, tell me you slapped that whore...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:05:00 No.10233545 Report

Quoted By: >>10233615 >>10234316

This is a story of when my dad was in high school

>it's the 1970's
>class is assigned a project to make a demonstration on how to do something
>wants to show how to properly disassemble and clean a bolt-action rifle
>asks principal if he can do this
>principal ok's it, but under the condition that he has to bring and leave the rifle cased and with no ammunition in the principal's office when he's not doing the demonstration
>walks to school with the cased rifle and brings it into the principal's office
>no one gives a shit while he's bringing it in
>when class starts, goes to the principal's office to get rifle
>does his demonstration, then brings the rifle back to the office
>after school, grabs his rifle and walks home

RURAL MINNESOTA IN THE 70'S, FUCK YEAH!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:07:00 No.10233558 Report

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>>10233512
How do I take pictures of the past.
>>10233524
We weren't allowed to use calculators on most problems, until the minute took around 5-10 minutes to solve we usually had to do it by hand.

Papulu !dCodef2d72

Papulu !dCodef2d72 Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:12:00 No.10233613 Report

Quoted By: >>10233630 >>10233676

Kinda off topic but you guys will laugh.

>Building the column for a clock tower.
>The clock face is illuminated by a light in the bottom.
>Well I had to line the fucker with foil.
>I am slightly claustrophobic. And a few people knew that.
>So i am in a two by two by six foot box with a roll of foil and a stapler.
>THE FUCKING ACTORS THAT WERE HELPING BLOCKED BOTH OPENINGS OFF AND THEN TOLD EVERYONE I SAID IT WAS LUNCH!
>I was in the box for a hour freaking out.
>I was gonna kill all of them through shoddy set building. (Actors break every thing).
>Tech teacher said no...

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Super90 !dMNamcrvfs Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:12:00 No.10233615 Report

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>>10233545
ahhh minnesnowta

We have family friends that were in the school rifle club there. They brought their .22s to school, kept them in their lockers, and shot them after classes in the basement/range.

!!RYeXqMvbOWq

!!RYeXqMvbOWq Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:14:00 No.10233628 Report

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>In college
>already know my history, so everything is just a repeat
>Doodle all the time
>Mainly guns, typically plans for AR builds

Dongcopter !!nZieiPllAEl

Dongcopter !!nZieiPllAEl Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:14:00 No.10233630 Report

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>>10233613
>kill them all, johnny.jpg

Trout !!BROXn3oZWTO

Trout !!BROXn3oZWTO Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:15:00 No.10233643 Report

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>5th grade
>Mention that my father bought me a pistol during a class meeting thing
>Strange rooms, ect.
>Afterward, some other kids come up and ask me questions about it
>Never get sent to office, everyone forgot 3 days later

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how the fuck did i forget this

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:15:00 No.10233644 Report

Quoted By: >>10233668 >>10233695 >>10233698 >>10233738

>mid-HS
>i'm all kinds of into chinashit knives (lived near LAs chinatown)
>my friends are baffled as to where im getting all these black tactical ninja knives
>start making biweekly trips to chinatown, buying/reselling for about 25% profit
>straight up keeping ledgers and shit
>business expands from legal stuff to fireworks, switchblades, throwing stars, and glass pipes (california). some airshit
>making bank
>get out of school one day
>see one of my clients cuffed, being led into the back of a cop car.
>ohshitohshitohshitohshit
>get some details, rush home and hide all of my merch/burn my records
>apparently, one kid had one of my airsoft guns in his backpack, and some of the bbs rolled out. this prompted a classroom search for who had the gun. While they search all of the backpack, they come across another idiot who brought fireworks i sold them to school (why dude, why). Then they come across the pièce de résistance. A knife with a fifteen inch blade and brass knuckles for a handle, sold by yours truly for the low low price of $30.
>school of course is shitting bricks ATM
>question the kids
>of course my name comes up
>rain their fury upon me in the form of indefinite suspension while they contemplate expulsion
>sneak out in the middle of the night to the houses of all of the kids who got caught.
>intimidate them with some bullshit about how my knife contact was a Yakuza member, and would cut them up if they testified.
>Court
>they each go up on the stand and i glare at them as menacingly as i can
>they all keep their mouths shut
>i get off scot-free
>MFW

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Dongcopter !!nZieiPllAEl Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:17:00 No.10233668 Report

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>>10233644
Nicely played.

!!RYeXqMvbOWq

!!RYeXqMvbOWq Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:18:00 No.10233676 Report

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>>10233613
I know that feeling. I am claustrophobic as fuck I once had my friends lock me in my bass locker during Orchestra, to see how long it would take for the teacher to notice. They weren't supposed to lock the lock, just set it on where I could open the door if need be. Well, the teacher never noticed, and I couldn't get out, so I quietly sat in my bass locker for an hour and a half. That was the longest period in my life(I didn't have my cell phone on me).

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:18:00 No.10233686 Report

Quoted By: >>10233735 >>10235506

>In class.
>Drawing not paying attention.
>Draw stick figure super hero in a epic battle
>Hero shoots Evil man the villain with his laser he falls roof to his death while shouting "THAT WAS FUCKING GAY!"
>Hero smirks turns around and walks away.
>Proud of my comic.
>Class has fire drill.
>Grab my shit.
>Forget my note book with comics in it.
>We go to lunch forget about note book.
>Next wednesday teacher takes me aside and says I have to leave class.
>Ask why?
>Says I am homophobic and must see a school counselor.
>Yell out what "WHAT!? YOUR A HOMOPHOBE!?
>She gets pissed screams and yells and quickly ushers me outside closes door.
>Get escorted by campus police to counselor office.
>2 hours of my life I will never get back.
>Counselor says I am a danger to the student body with my violent homophobic comics.
>Tell him why do you think I want to kill everyone in the whole school? You think I am some columbine kid?
>He gets nervous. Starts to turn white.
>Calls cops.
>Cops come, dad comes with them.
>Cops say school says I made a threat when I made no threat of violence.
>Cops seize and read comic.
>They laugh their asses off.
>Tell school wtf are they worried about STFU and don't bother them with this shit unless I have a gun or weapon.
>Let me go tell me to keep my awesome comics at home.
>Chlorine bomb goes off the next day.
>I get harassed again.
>I was in class the whole time.
>They think I did it.
>Get detention.
>Fuck highschool.
>I transfer to a charter.
>Last day before I leave tell the principle to "suck my fucking cock you piece of trash eating shit!" He expels me ha ha what a faggot I was leaving anyway.

Fuck CA seriously.

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Admiral Bonetopick !VmTbsKLN7w Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:19:00 No.10233695 Report

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>>10233644
>yakuza member
>chinatown

silly goy customers

Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A

Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:20:00 No.10233698 Report

Quoted By: >>10233747

>>10233644
>Letting them live long enough to see a courtroom
Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:20:00 No.10233701 Report

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>be homeschooled
>go shooting with father every couple weeks
>as part of education
>likeaboss.swf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:23:00 No.10233716 Report

Quoted By: >>10233725

Here's some background first
>junior in highschool, only had an SKS that my dad bought me at the time (Sold it two years later).
>was really smart but really quiet back then so people only talked to me when they had a math question.
>was an aid for German teacher, it was only me and him usually and I never said anything unless it was asking him what work needed to be done.
>Most kids leave me alone and almost all my teachers think I'm abused or something.
>Don't think anything of it

Later in German class...
>We need to build a building and give description of the building in German.
>Think about doing a gun store (German gunstore ,lol)
>Quiet kid + guns
>Not_sure_if_this_is_a_good_idea.png
>ask teacher, he okay's it
>Make kick ass gun store
>Stand in front of class, fearing the worst
>give description and wait for fallout
>kids clap
>...
>later we got to walk around and see everyone else's buildings
>hipster chicks walk up to me and my building
>"that's badass"
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

German teacher was a bro, but most of the other students constantly gave him shit so I felt bad for him.

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:24:00 No.10233725 Report

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>>10233716

Nice man.

Papulu !dCodef2d72

Papulu !dCodef2d72 Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:25:00 No.10233729 Report

Quoted By: >>10233901

Shit how could I forget my greatest fucking moment in math class ever.
>Have hippie math teacher that knew about my job and that I was a hunter.
>She confronted me about it once.
>She starts off by telling me guns are for criminals.
>I tell her if she thinks that I am a criminal because I have been around firearms, she should call the cops.
>She tells me that hunting harms the environment.
>I tell her that I have done more for the environment with a chainsaw and rifle than she has with her Prius.
>Guns kill people!
>I go apeshit and tell her then all of my tests should be 100%s because I didn't make the mistakes, the pencil did!

She never brings it up again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:25:00 No.10233735 Report

Quoted By: >>10233773

>>10233686
At no point did your parents consider suing the school for it discriminating against you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:26:00 No.10233738 Report

Quoted By: >>10234036

>>10233644
You are my hero.

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:27:00 No.10233747 Report

Quoted By: >>10233778

>>10233698
oh lol
any updates on your still?

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:30:00 No.10233773 Report

Quoted By: >>10233808 >>10233824

>>10233735

Nope. Parents said to let it go because they worked hard to get me into this school and blah blah blah blah. I hated my dad for a good two years.

Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A

Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:30:00 No.10233778 Report

Quoted By: >>10233801

>>10233747
Unfortunately, I have yet to build my own. My step dad has some sort of micro still he made in a drunken afternoon, and I've made some moonshine with it in the past, but I don't have the money to spare for one right now.

But at least I have a bottle of everclear that has turned amber and has a massive layer of sediment at the bottom!

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sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:32:00 No.10233796 Report

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in spanish class (requirement in some districts in california)

>spout racist shit all day about how wetbacks should learn english
>parent teacher conference
>still spout racist shit in class and about how spanish is a backwards language for a people who breed faster than rabbits
>second arent teacher conferance
>go on a tyrant about how mexicans flee mexico, then crap it up with their shit launguage

>teacher largely ignores me +the 3 guys who joined in
>have to give a presentation
>give it on how the dream act is a piece of shit, and how most of these illegals are stealing from tax payers
>fail the course

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:32:00 No.10233801 Report

Quoted By: >>10233881

>>10233778
>everclear
>ever
>clear
>turns amber
LITIGATE
seriously though. turkey fryer, copper tubing and some rubber stoppers. -Used to be Miranda Sandwich

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:33:00 No.10233804 Report

Quoted By: >>10233893

lol i had a picture of me shooting a rifle, and the next day in class i left early, feeling like shit. Turns out i have mono.

Later that day, some housing life coordinators come to my room, citing that a professor had concerns about me because i acted odd in class, asked if i was depressed, and if i had any weapons/guns.
All seemed well and they left

A couple hours later, they return with two police who proceeded to search my entire room for bombs and guns.

WTF

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:33:00 No.10233808 Report

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>>10233773

I did fuck with them by getting into a charter using my grandmother as my guardian haha. I made her a temporary guardian and I pulled one over on them! They are still pissed about it to this day! Bwhaha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:34:00 No.10233824 Report

Quoted By: >>10233858

>>10233773
Hell I'm 30 and would still feel slighted. Fortunately nothing like that ever came up, and he would have defended me if it had. Most of my school issues were "You're obviously incredibly smart, why do you not apply yourself?" (Because the Mexican next to me takes 10 minutes to read a page and I'm expected to follow along, so I just tuned out.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:37:00 No.10233846 Report

Quoted By: >>10233859

Back in middle school I drew my teachers jumping out of airplanes and shooting at NAZI tanks with stick people getting ran over and blown up. Never got in trouble for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:38:00 No.10233853 Report

Quoted By: >>10233874

>be uhh, 6th grade i think
>have red ryder bb gun (well who didn't when they were 10?)
>well this isn't a story about bringing the GUN to school, its this;
>carry bb's in pocket for quick reloading when i shoot
>must've forgotten to empty pockets
>go to school, sit down, BB's POUR out, (must've been like 20)
>out of nowhere, i hear someone scream "BULLETS!" and the teacher acts like she just evac'd the army she gets the kids out so fast
>"ANON, TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE"
i remember to this day, these were his exact words;
>principal: "anon, do you know i can have you EXPELLED, not just SUSPENDED for bringing LIVE ROUNDS TO SCHOOL?"
>me: "sir, i don't think you understan-
>principal: "no i think i do have myself clear as a member of the school where i stand on bullets in MY school!"
right there, where he cut me off, i just let him have it.
>me: "SIR, before you CUT ME OFF i was going to explain that these are SOLID. STEEL. BALLS. there is no propellent, explosive, or ANYTHING that would cause this to go ANYWHERE but DOWN should you let it go, why would you expel me for such an item as THIS when ANY STUDENT can turn their PENCIL into a SHIV?"
that principal rolled back in his seat faster than shit on a hot tin roof I'll tell you what.

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:38:00 No.10233858 Report

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>>10233824

My parents are good people. They have made mistakes. They were more mad that I went behind their backs more then me switching schools though. Yes I do still get mad sometimes. Time heals as they say. They have more then made up for it by now though.

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:38:00 No.10233859 Report

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>>10233846
they were just happy that they got to be the good guys for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:39:00 No.10233868 Report

Quoted By:

>Some school shooting, don't remember which
>Combine this with "we don't want tha gubberment brainwashin' our son!" parents
>Homeschooled
>Play as many violent video games as I want
>As many action movies as I can stand
>Guns? Part of my education

Years later...
>Be an intelligent, willful soul that makes his own choices and just doesn't give a fuck
>Spaghetti flows from my trousers and I burst into treats whenever I need to interact with other human beings

I enjoy my freedom, but I'd like to be able to argue my stance on gun ownership further than "I don't give a fuck what you think".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:39:00 No.10233874 Report

Quoted By: >>10233883 >>10233920 >>10234053

>>10233853

aren't bb's copper coated lead?

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Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:40:00 No.10233881 Report

Quoted By: >>10233900 >>10234036

Alright, time for one of my HS stories:
>Have Geometry
>Hate Geometry
>Decide Geometry could be infinitely better with the application of alcohol
>Start pouring vodka inna powerade bottle every day and drinking in Geometry
>One morning I have a very heavy hand with the vodka
>Get shitfaced in Geometry
>Get on the wrong bus
>Wake up four hours later naked and in a black girl's bed
>Have a strange, fleeting relationship with the black chick
>One day we both just decide to be friends
>Last time we talked she had a kid with some black guy, who then promptly left her
>MFW

>>10233801
I capped your advice on making a still, and I really appreciate it. If it makes you feel any better, the bottle of everclear is probably older than me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:40:00 No.10233883 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233874
where i bought them from they were marketed as steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:41:00 No.10233893 Report

Quoted By: >>10233910

>>10233804
Can they search a dorm room without a warrant?

Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A

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Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:42:00 No.10233900 Report

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>>10233881
Dammit netbook, click the right picture for MFW!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:42:00 No.10233901 Report

Quoted By: >>10233925

>>10233729
>I didn't make the mistakes, the pencil did!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:43:00 No.10233907 Report

Quoted By:

>7 or 8 years old
>live in UK
>two annoying girls in my class
>tell them i'm going to bring a gun to school tomorrow and shoot them
>don't realise that people actually do this

the school thought i was mentally troubled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:43:00 No.10233908 Report

Quoted By:

>>10232923
>good god. Would punch in the face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:43:00 No.10233910 Report

Quoted By: >>10233932 >>10234053

>>10233893
Technically no, residency laws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:45:00 No.10233920 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233874
Don't you know weapons are dangerous and you should be arrested for owning one?

Told Status: Tolder Mc Tolderson.

Papulu !dCodef2d72

Papulu !dCodef2d72 Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:45:00 No.10233925 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233901
Yep. She also didn't like what I said about the environment.
>She finds out that my senior year I walked to and from school 98% of the time and never rode the bus.
>She flat out refuses to acknowledge my existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:46:00 No.10233932 Report

Quoted By: >>10234053

>>10233910
Well then what the hell man, why did you put up with that shit?

I would have asked to see a warrant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:53:00 No.10233990 Report

Quoted By: >>10234009

>go to small school (pop. 526)
>be quiet, keep to myself
>teachers get suspicious about me
>one pulls me aside and asks the following statement:
>"as a teacher and a mentor, i wish to know this, are you depressed or feel like you want to shoot up the school?"
>call 911 10 minutes later from payphone
>can you please send in a clean up crew and 525 body bags to ~~~~ high school? thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:55:00 No.10234001 Report

Quoted By: >>10234022

>6th grade
>older brother makes model tanks and planes
>lots of ww2 stuff

>have individual folders for different classes
>label them
>one of the classes is Social Studies
>draw gigantic SS lightening bolts on front of folder without a clue, just thought it looked cool because war and lightening bolts, yo
>nerdy kid asks me if I'm anti-Semitic
>I wtf, no, don't really know what semitic is
>nobody says anything about folder
>finally get a clue
>oh.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:56:00 No.10234009 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233990
Fuck the haters, being the quiet kid is awesome.

If you can manage to be quiet and not suspicious, you get away with whatever the fuck you want.

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Mon 05 Dec 2011 10:58:00 No.10234022 Report

Quoted By:

>>10234001

Should have said "no, now fuck off you kike lover."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:01:00 No.10234035 Report

Quoted By: >>10234077

>>10228120
>>10228143
>>10228182
>>10228200
what the fuck, I just LEFT /tg/ goddamn it

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:01:00 No.10234036 Report

Quoted By: >>10234116

>>10233881
>>10233738
>someone finds my advice useful and someone else calls me a hero
>good_day_on_the_internet.jpg
anyway
i think you have aged cornmeal alcohol, which would make it like whiskey +P. thats actually pretty cool/somewhat odd considering it didn't age in an oak barrel. If you get a steady production going, you can add toasted oak chips to your finished product and wait to age it cheap wine style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:03:00 No.10234053 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233874
>>10233910
>>10233932

I had nothing to hide, and found the whole incident mildly amusing. Let the cops search through my dirty underwear for 5 minutes, it's quiet night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:06:00 No.10234077 Report

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>>10234035
We like WH40k here, sir.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:10:00 No.10234107 Report

Quoted By: >>10234164 >>10234187 >>10234249 >>10234429

Canadafag here

Grade 8-12 routinely spraypaint dicks, obsentities, etc on school. Smash windows and start small fires.

last week of grade 12, 1AM, me and 2 good friends decide to blow up the entrance to the school. 6 m-80 taped to cans of campfuel, airbrush propellant, brake cleaner and oxyacetylene. 2 feet of fuze.
Light and run like a motherfucker for 1 city block. wait, wait, wait.
"i think it might have gone out.."
flash of light and thunderous fucking BOOM!
car alarms going off, dogs barking, some bitch screaming in the night.
We flee to cars and meet up at McDicks, laughing and feeling euphoric.

Next day: front doors shattered, large burn marks on walls, area fenced off.
Hear from other students that 9 honour roll students are getting expelled, apparently they were painting the the school and writing stuff with chalk when the bomb went off, cops were called, they all got arrested.

Skip class, tell my bros, we almost shit ourselves laughing the in field behind the school.

Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A

Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:11:00 No.10234116 Report

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>>10234036
That's fucking neat. I'll get a picture of the bottle tomorrow, for shits and giggles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:17:00 No.10234164 Report

Quoted By:

>>10234107
Ps. I know that's a bad penis, I've improved greatly since then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:21:00 No.10234187 Report

Quoted By:

>>10234107
cont...

Also the kicker was that these kids were in student council and peer councillors. The losers were even using temporary paint and sidewalk chalk. I think they each had to pay the tune of 1000 dollars to get everything fixed and replaced.

Only way it could have been sweeter is if one of them got caught up in the explosion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:29:00 No.10234236 Report

Quoted By: >>10234736

>in 9th grade world history class.

>student mistakes project for other class(something about national profiles) as being something we have to do and consequently asks the teacher if they can do their project on iraq.

>teacher says that "those countries are just terrorists"(doesn't even answer the question) in a stern tone while glaring at the student.

>being a smart ass, i say to her "you know, a lot of those iraqis would say the same about us."

> she responds to me, almost yelling and with a po'ed expression "you better think about what you say before you embarass your self".

>spend 30min arguing over tactics used in warfare and the definition of terrorism(she thought only brown people/muslims blowing up airplanes qualified)

>eventually pull out a dictionary and read her the definition infront of the class, before explaining in small words how war works and how we had by definition performed acts of terrorism.

>her face turns bright red and she tells me to shut up. i laughed in her face and she walked away.

I always had a good time keeping that woefully incompetent teacher in line, totally worth her constantly trying to get me in trouble/fail me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:31:00 No.10234249 Report

Quoted By: >>10234310

>>10234107
What the fuck is wrong with you

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:31:00 No.10234251 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233478
both. problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:42:00 No.10234310 Report

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>>10234249
I personally believe it had been a mixture of boredom, rebellious spirit, high IQ, disregard for rules and convention, disrespect of authority figures, apathy, unsolved rage issues, history of not being caught or punished, confidence in ability to evade blame.

I have always enjoyed and had a good amplitude for fucking shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:42:00 No.10234316 Report

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>>10233545
God bless it, my man. Oldfag here. Went to high school in the eighties. Get assigned a report on weaponry of the middle ages. Get extra credit for bringing in pieces of my father's collection. Specifically, 2 short swords, a bastard sword, 2 fencing swords with 2 one foot long daggers, and a crossbow.
But yeah, thank whatever gender neutral, state approved, non obligatory diety that we live in a safer environment now.

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!7fDdP8n3is Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:43:00 No.10234321 Report

Quoted By: >>10234391 >>10234602

>be dating this one broad
>tell her parents I want to join marines
>play BF3beta
>post on FB, "37/3 KDR, with a SHOTGUN, MVP"
>"good job, son! Keep practicing!" From her mom
Eventually,
>dump broad
>post online a drawing of me and broad at dinner, and I flip the table and exclame "SINGLE!"
>"this is awful! That's sexual abuse! that's gonna go on youre record and you'll never get in the Marines!" From her mom

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:49:00 No.10234354 Report

Quoted By: >>10234380

>>10228423
>Ka-el 13
>shut up
>take my money
>all of it
>all of my want

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:54:00 No.10234380 Report

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>>10234354
it's just a retarded kriss super v...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 11:57:00 No.10234391 Report

Quoted By: >>10234407

>>10234321
>being FB friends with girlfriend's parents....

What are you even doing?

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!7fDdP8n3is Mon 05 Dec 2011 12:01:00 No.10234407 Report

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>>10234391
Yeah, I know...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 12:05:00 No.10234429 Report

Quoted By: >>10234483

>>10234107
That's some super-villain shit right there if it's true, which it probably isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 12:15:00 No.10234483 Report

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>>10234429
We weren't able to take pics of it or the day after (2005, Few people in my school had camera phones)

you can see if there is news on it, happened in Vancouver BC, 2005, june

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 12:38:00 No.10234566 Report

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>>10232621
>ROTC
>Not have rifles
What the fuck were they expecting? Nerf guns?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 12:44:00 No.10234589 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228047
man some of the stuff i drew would've expelled me

black trench coat; shades; pointing pistol at person on ground. POV is from person on ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 12:46:00 No.10234602 Report

Quoted By:

>>10234321
>>10234321

I don't mind that you are a tripfaggot, nor do I mind that you are a /k/ newfag, nor do I mind that in another thread you questioned the validity of the Nugget.

I do mind that you have a damn tumbler account and are advertising it here. Word of advice, /soc/ is more your speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 12:50:00 No.10234622 Report

Quoted By: >>10234712

>In computer class
>Complete all assignments bored as fuck
>Spend weeks using powerpoint to make a war simulation using nothing but edited military clipart
>Not a fuck given

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:07:00 No.10234712 Report

Quoted By: >>10234733 >>10234738 >>10234782 >>10234791 >>10234837

>>10234622
i made a powerpoint animation about the 6 million peso man. he was injured when he fell off the border wall he was climbing over, so he was rebuilt. the story followed him as he tries to regain his lawnmowing and orange selling skills.
looking back, i'm glad i never showed anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:11:00 No.10234733 Report

Quoted By: >>10234837

>>10234712
oh god that's fucking hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:12:00 No.10234736 Report

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>>10234236
I love the expressions teachers got when they got schooled by a student.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:12:00 No.10234738 Report

Quoted By: >>10234837

>>10234712
I would have read it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:23:00 No.10234782 Report

Quoted By: >>10234837

>>10234712
I would have read it also.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:25:00 No.10234791 Report

Quoted By: >>10234837

>>10234712
I, too, would have read it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:37:00 No.10234837 Report

Quoted By: >>10234859 >>10234923

>>10234791
>>10234782
>>10234738
>>10234733
>>10234712
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edhh90ZN1RE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:42:00 No.10234859 Report

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>>10234837
Ohhh youuuu...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:49:00 No.10234892 Report

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> 2nd grade
> Be playing with friends after school near school.
> 3 people join us. 2 super soakers, One BB gun.
> Running around everywhere having fun.
> We all leave.

> Later kid with the BB gun comes over and tell's us how we are all fucked
>he scared a Custodian when he was walking back home.
> They assemble the whole class 30-40 kids next day.

>"NO TOY GUNS ON SCHOOL GROUNDS" too the whole school.

MFW we were all looking at each other grinning

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 13:55:00 No.10234923 Report

Quoted By: >>10234957

>>10234837
"theres 283 american dollars we aint gonna see again"
HAHAHA! anyone know when that came out? that was probably my inspiration

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:06:00 No.10234957 Report

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>>10234923
First thing that came to mind,
Was watching old Robot Chicken reruns and came across this.

... There are an afull lot of results on youtube for "6 million peso man"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:07:00 No.10234958 Report

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>be senior
>be 9/11/01
>every TV on after first plane hits
>whole school watches second plane hit
>lockdown
>sheriff shows up
>alright all there is a direct threat of attack. Go get your shit outta your trucks.
>200 teenagers fortifying school with squirrel rifles, compound bows, and shotguns
>had to have looked like Red Dawn 2.0

God, sometimes being a redneck is awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:07:00 No.10234960 Report

Quoted By: >>10234964

>>10228047
Posted this story once before:

>2002, 12 year old self.
>Drawing pictures of Railguns and Mechs from Mechassult in class.
>Crumple it up, toss it before leaving to next class.
>Few hours later, teacher receives call, "Anon, the vice principle would like to see you immediately."
>I'm already out the door before class "oooooooohhhhhh"'s
>Walk into offices, they lead me to the conference room.
>Feminist-Nazi-Cunt Vice Principle and some School Consular fuckup waiting for me
>I sit down, they show me the now uncrumpled drawing of my Railguns and Mechs, complete in a plastic sleeve.
>I proceed to /wut.
>Feminist-Nazi-Cunt: "Anon, is this your drawing?"
>Me: "Yea."
>FNC: "Are you aware of the school's ZEERO-TALLURRENCE POLLCY towards violence and violence acts?"
>Me: "I saw it in the handbook, yea."
>FNC: "Your drawings are a grievous violation of this policy. What are they of?"
>Me: "Some Sci-Fi things."
>FNC: "Were you planning on building these WEPPONNS?!!!"
>/frown
>Me: "No, it's just a doodle."
>FNC: "This is a 'doodle' of a weapon. It goes against school policy and could possibly be against the law."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:08:00 No.10234964 Report

Quoted By: >>10234971

>>10234960
Continued:

>Even at 12 I know the latter isn't true.
>Me: "No it's not."
>FNC: "Well, before we call the police, we'll have to call and notify your parents."
>I smile in my head- my father is the only one home during the day, and while he's a bro, he's angry as shit and always looking for someone to release it upon.
>She gives me a look like I'm supposed to interject and beg her not to; I do nothing, stare blankly.
>Calls Father
>FNC: "Yes, Mr. Anon, we found your son drawing pictures or dangerous weapons in class today. this goes against the school's Zero-Tolerance policy regarding violence."
>Hear father talking
>FNC: "It looks like a sort of Science Fiction sniper rifle, we're concerned that Anon was thinking of trying to build something like it."
>Hear Father laugh on phone; can tell he's trying not to rage.
>FNC: "This isn't a humorous matter Mr. Anon, we take threats to the school very seriously."
>Father snaps, can actually hear his words now that he's yelling: "Are you accusing my son of threatening [the school]?! He just drew some shit on paper, and you accuse him of a felony! TRY IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. Give him the phone!"
>FNC looks offended, but hands the phone to me.
>Me: "Yea?"
>Father: "Pick up some Dr Pepper on the way home." (hang-up)
>I nod once at FNC and leave the room, tell the awesome Medea-like secretary that my parents are coming to pick me up, and walk out the front doors.

>Nothing happened to me, FNC was apparently fired a few years after I left.
>All is right in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:09:00 No.10234966 Report

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>be in advisory in middle school a few years back
> bored, go on Wikipedia to look at guns and /k/ related stuff.
>school cop comes and ask if i had problems
>nope.jpeg
>carry on then anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:12:00 No.10234971 Report

Quoted By: >>10235017

>>10234964
North-Penn School District?

Natty Bumppo

Natty Bumppo Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:21:00 No.10234988 Report

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> burst into treats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:34:00 No.10235017 Report

Quoted By:

>>10234971
Nah sorry, Texas, North of Dallas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:35:00 No.10235018 Report

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>spray paint a plethora of threats and obscenities on school sunday night
>monday morning class
>anon, please come to office
>ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
>anon, you've been chosen for sample testing to see how the school compares to other schools in the district
>fail that shit on purpose to make the school look bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:37:00 No.10235027 Report

Quoted By: >>10235058 >>10235148

>have friend who is schizoid anarchist, obsessed with mutilation
>we're in an art class, I think I was a junior but I can't remember, that was 6 years ago or so.
>for an art project, he makes a collage of horrific images of burn victims, war crimes, etc.
>teacher is impressed by it, gives him a high grade

She was a decent art teacher. She was weirdly nazi about us standing for the pledge, which I've never cared for, but otherwise a relaxed person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:49:00 No.10235058 Report

Quoted By: >>10235068 >>10235148

>>10235027
It can actually be a big thing for teachers who get caught not forcing kids to stand and pledge- Teacher got caught in my high school Compter Science class, and he was forced to undergo a Educator's Assessment, and (from what I heard) some grunt work in the school, since it caused the staff some problems too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:50:00 No.10235063 Report

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>first week in gr 9 art class
>drawing the front of a big folder that holds all our projects
>make it a detailed battle scene in eastern Europe, very realistic looking people, weapons and scenery
>finished one side of the battle, about to draw in the enemy soldiers, art teacher walks by, gives me the big NOPE
>rambling about no portrayal of violence in schools, makes me change it
>draw other side in as 3 tyrannosaurs
>picture becomes self defence against dinosaurs, everyone including other art teacher likes
>bitch teacher biting her own thumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:51:00 No.10235068 Report

Quoted By: >>10235148

>>10235058
Fucking stupid-the pledge is mangled still from the old days, they really should take the word God out. but that's /pol/, so i'll shush up.

That same friend had to dump a pocket knife with someone else once due to some searches bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 14:57:00 No.10235091 Report

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>write awesome greentext story
>4chan swallows it never to be seen again

The tl;dr of it was as such:
>be a doodler whole life
>was never a huge deal
>go to sixth form
>meet bitch teacher
>she gets her shit slapped by fellow teachers when she decides to have a grudge against me and my doodling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:00:00 No.10235103 Report

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>Sitting in front row of class doodling openly
>Page is now full of drawings
>Mate sitting next to me starts to draw too
>Teacher looks across my page and cusses him out for drawing
>Lol silently

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:19:00 No.10235148 Report

Quoted By: >>10235160

>>10235068
>>10235058
>>10235027
>9th grade edgy_as_fuck.jpg
>english teacher has been being a real authoritarian cunt lately
>i must troll her
>sunday night, research the shit out of the history of legislation regarding mandatory recital of the pledge of allegiance in schools
>monday, in class, derping about
>calss prez comes on PA system and asks everyone to stand
>stay seated LIKE A BAWS
>teacher gives me crazy stinkeye the entire time
>called to front of the room at the end, as expected.
>"JOVIAL! would you care to explain to the class why you chose to disrespect america today?!"
>tell her i'm not disrespecting it, but rather honoring it by upholding my right of freedom of speech/lack thereof
>"well maybe that's what you think, you'll say the pledge or i'll drop your grade!"
>unleash the fucking fury of all the justices of the united states supreme court as i cite the numerous legal decisions in my favor
>"w-well, how about i just drop your grade for all the days you've been late?"
>tell her to feel free, as long as she has the records to back it up (never fucking takes roll, and tardies are online for parents to see [also scoped that out, i'm in the clear])
>she shuts the fuck up
>FF to semester report cards
>get a "needs improvement" for citizenship
>take it up with the principal
>get it changed
>sup bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:24:00 No.10235160 Report

Quoted By: >>10235167 >>10235170 >>10235175

>>10235148
>american schools mark for "citizenship"

what the fuck fascists?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:26:00 No.10235167 Report

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>>10235160
There was a teacher called a group of us anarchists in front of the others for refusing to stand for a week in 8th grade on the basis of dickery. Couldn't change marks due to one kid's parent daring her to do anything about it after the kid told them, and never brought it up again.

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:27:00 No.10235170 Report

Quoted By: >>10235195

>>10235160
not like "be a good american" although that would be fitting for my story.
its more of wether or not you were an asshole. being a good citizen of the classroom i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:29:00 No.10235175 Report

Quoted By: >>10235195

>>10235160
>citizenship

It means basically what were your manners like in class.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:34:00 No.10235186 Report

Quoted By: >>10235197

>>10228832
>>10233265
+7 respect to you good sirs
nostalgiaed a few weeks ago and bought it off of ebay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:37:00 No.10235195 Report

Quoted By:

>>10235175
>>10235170
Yup, "citizenship" is made up bullshit to keep you from straying from the horde and rocking the boat. I was subtle about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:37:00 No.10235197 Report

Quoted By:

>>10235186
You ever read any of the books? Good stuff man, fairly well written. I may still have one laying around somewhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:46:00 No.10235223 Report

Quoted By: >>10235233 >>10235516 >>10237742

>9th grade
>some cod-fag in front of me is spouting shit about guns
>he says that m16s are more powerful than m1garands and that .50cal rounds are the size of cucumbers
>I tell him he's wrong, and that I'll prove him wrong
>the next day I bring some assorted live rounds some 5,56 some 30-06 and the pièce de résistance an armor-piercing incendiary .50 cal
>I tell him and his fag friends that they're wrong, and teach them about ballistics and stuff
>they accept that cawwadoody isn't exactly factual
>I take the ammo with me when I leave
>the day after that my druggie redguard teacher starts spouting BS about how he's gonna report me to the police and shit
>2 hours later the fuzz arrive and start questioning me, I point blank deny everything.
>I say that my teacher hates me and is trying to make up excuses to have me expelled
>after some more lengthy questioning they let me go
>that afternoon I called in an anonymous tip about that the redguard teacher most lightly had dope in his locker in the teacher lounge
>when I arrived to school the next day the redguard teacher was being dragged of by the police, turned out he had 2000g of pot in his locker
>he was fired and was sent of to jail for 6months
>MFW

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:47:00 No.10235227 Report

Quoted By: >>10235425

> be in high school
> private school
> laid back as shit
> always drawing swords, guns, karate moves in my notebooks
> new teacher
> "OH MAH GAWD YOU'RE SO VIOLENT"
> in the counselors office within minutes
> shes been practicing martial arts for years
> we talk about martial arts, guns, knives MFW
> then she serious'd
> "Anon, have you ever brought a weapon to school?"
> "Just a knife for theater tech"
> "Ok, you can go back to class"

That teacher never looked at me again, still drop by to talk to the counselor.

Also, is everyone on /k/ theater technicians as well? WTF

Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV

Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:49:00 No.10235233 Report

Quoted By: >>10235237 >>10235241

>>10235223
you received a medal right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:50:00 No.10235237 Report

Quoted By: >>10235239

>>10235233
no dude, it was an ANONYMOUS tip.

Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV

Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:52:00 No.10235239 Report

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>>10235237
doesn't mean you're friends couldn't have gotten you a plaque or...... MOTHER FUCKER IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THINKING THINGS THROUGH....

I'm going to bed. I'm glad you dident gwt a medal....dick.....lol

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU

JosephJovial !6zrF7IOncU Mon 05 Dec 2011 15:52:00 No.10235241 Report

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>>10235233
then the cop arrested some soccer mom for hassling an open carryer. trufax

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 16:18:00 No.10235321 Report

Quoted By: >>10235407

>do modern history
>last day we have a sort of break up
>free cake
>free drink
>seems good
>teacher asks what we are going to do after school
>probably work part time for a year then join the army
>OOOOOOHHHH LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A MURDER IN THE CLASS WATCH OUT
>other join in
>I KNOW RIGHT WE ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE WITH THIS PSYCHOPATH IN OUR CLASS
>what?
>where did this come from
>start having group rant over how all military personnel are rapist/murders/satan
>most dumb fuck look on my face as i look to the guy sitting right of me
>he gives me the same look back not knowing what i said to receive that reaction
>AAAWWW HELLL NAW!!
>WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT
>everyone stares at me
>teacher explains it was nothing personal it was just their opinion
> tell them that my opinion is that their opinion sucks
>argue with teacher for 10 min about war in middle east
>ask teacher if she still has her passport
>she says yes not knowing where this is going
>tell she can fly to afghinstan with her posse of little brown nosing hipsters and join the taliban if they like them that much and maybe hopefully i will be able to kill them if i get in the army
>walk over to table and grab a muffin
>stare them in the eye as i take the manliest sized bite out of it i can
>blueberry
>i fucking hate blueberry
>power through it
>walk out of class
>half way down hall
>realise what i did start to worry about repercussions
>its the last lesson
>fuck yeah
>keep walking
>shit
>left my bag in the class

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 16:36:00 No.10235407 Report

Quoted By:

>>10235321

hilarious

sue that bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 16:41:00 No.10235425 Report

Quoted By:

>>10235227
I noticed that too about the Theater techs. I am one too. Was your Tech director as awesome as mine was?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 16:49:00 No.10235456 Report

Quoted By: >>10235612

>be in 7th grade in NY in 2006
>have a notebook
>draw in it when I finish my work
>throughout the first half of the year drew the rise and fall of stick figure civilizations
>draw the battles that led up to the inevitable destruction of the two civilizations
>miss school one day because I have a Doctors appointment
>come into school the next day
>get called into the principal office
>apparently the school did a random locker search and found my "Violent Drawings"
>get suspended the week before christmas break
>mom doesn't give a single fuck
>get an extra week on my vacation
>come back and everyone stays the fuck away from me
>randomly get expelled later and have to go to a "Special School" for "Troubled Teens"

moey

moey Mon 05 Dec 2011 16:54:00 No.10235477 Report

Quoted By:

epic thread

i come in to /k/ once a blue moon. archived this for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 17:00:00 No.10235506 Report

Quoted By:

>>10233686
>Hero shoots Evil man the villain with his laser he falls roof to his death while shouting "THAT WAS FUCKING GAY!"
i lol'd. i wish i could see that comic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 17:01:00 No.10235509 Report

Quoted By:

>>10235498
its okay man just walk it off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 17:02:00 No.10235516 Report

Quoted By: >>10235547

>>10235223
2000g=2kg
2kg=aprx.4.4lbs

caught with 4.4lbs of pot on school property and only gets 6mos of jail. Sounds legit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 17:12:00 No.10235547 Report

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>>10235516
He was a n... redguard so he automatically gets a shorter sentence considering the fact that redguards have drug connections at all stages of life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 17:29:00 No.10235612 Report

Quoted By: >>10235615

>>10235456
I have a few more, the first isn't really /k/ related

>be in auto tech class
>new principal
>sitting in a car up on a lift while someone else bleeds the brakes
>principal walks in and see's a student in a car on a lift about five feet in the air
>DEFCONFUCKINGONE
>she runs up screaming and tells the kid to step away from the car and screams at the teacher to lower the car
>he does so
>"ALL THE WAY!!!!"
>"The tires are still off and being changed, I'm not lowering the car anymore than this (less than a foot from touching the ground)"
>I get out
>the teacher screams at us all about how being in a car up on a lift isn't safe and professionals don't do stuff like that
>teacher and I tell her that's bullshit
>teacher was a mechanic for 20+ years until he became a teacher
>I did an apprenticeship at a dealership and spent a good amount of time in a car high up on a lift so they could do some shit underneath while I did simple shit like get a CD unjammed from the CD player and shit
>she tells us we're wrong and don't know anything
>auto teacher retires after that year

Also her timing belt snapped a couple days after that and she just kept trying to start it and told us we were wrong when we told her that she's fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 17:30:00 No.10235615 Report

Quoted By: >>10235627

>>10235612
Story #2
>at the special school for troubled teens
>in math class
>have a really chill hippie (she was at woodstock and shit) teacher
>finish my work like a baws
>other kids didn't even do their work
>reading Guns & Ammo
>random bitch in the class says guns are terrible and I'm a murderer and shit like that
>asks if I hunt
>I say yes
>She freaks the fuck out even more
>hippie teacher jumps in
>takes my side
>surprised as fuck
>we talk about guns and gun control and how, even though she doesn't support it, she see's hunting as a "Necessary Evil"
>later a redneck kid rants about how "Learnin' ain't done no one no good!"
>tell him off and when he gets more irritated the teacher sends him to support (pretty much time-out with a small room they have you sit in for 5-30 minutes or until you've cooled off)
>as he's walking out tell him "And yes Morgan, I would like fries with that."
>everyone laughs, even the teachers
>hear laughing over the phone because the support staff heard what I said to him
>after he left the hippie teacher gives me a candy bar saying how she wishes she could say that to her students

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 17:33:00 No.10235627 Report

Quoted By: >>10235657

>>10235615
Story 3

>be in 4th grade
>hardcore wigger in my class
>in 4th fucking grade
>in rural fucksville
>kid acts all hardcore
>one day he actually brings a fucking gun to school
>was in 4th grade and didn't know much about guns so to this day I don't know if it was real or not
>he showed it to me and a couple other kids
>other kids ratted him out
>I didn't think much about it
>I get blamed with him because I was his accomplice to shoot up the school
>parents pick me up
>move to a new school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 17:39:00 No.10235653 Report

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>16 years old
>Visiting family during the holidays
>Drunk off my ass on xmas/new years (I forget which due to aforementioned reason)
>My sister's bf gives me a bottle of liquor and tells me to chug it
>Tell him no I'm drunk enough
>He pulls out a gun and tells me to drink it
>Laugh my ass off and pretend to drink itt
>andnotasinglefuckwasgiven.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 17:42:00 No.10235657 Report

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>>10235627
WAT

I just don't even know what to say.....
From reading all of these stories, all of these teachers must be fucking imbeciles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 19:02:00 No.10235934 Report

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>be the gun-savvy kid in 8th grade
>in Civics class, teacher asks us to discuss a collage of images from WWII, among them is a Papashaw in a museum display
>average ditzy popular girl raises her hand and says the gun is a symbol of the violence and oppression and all the bad things the Nazis did
>ohboyherewego.tiff
>I immediately raise hand and give a history lesson, along the lines of:
"Actually, that's not a Nazi gun, it's a Russian gun, the PPSH-41. It's more a symbol of wartime industry and ingenuity, as it was rapidly put into mass production to fight the Nazis as they began to advance along the Eastern Front, and used to good effect."
>everybody in the room gives me a strange room and thinks I'm the next Columbine kid, teacher included

And then I never did anything to hurt anyone. Fuck your expectations.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

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Courier !bwulacYkqY Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:25:00 No.10236148 Report

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Oh wow, I left to study at the afternoon and come back and see this a full success.
I have some more pics, most of my drawings aren't pictured and lost inna wardrobe.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

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Courier !bwulacYkqY Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:35:00 No.10236184 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:37:00 No.10236190 Report

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Fuck yes one of these threads.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:39:00 No.10236202 Report

Quoted By: >>10236232

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:40:00 No.10236204 Report

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>be 8
>drawing tiem
>draw a bullet "spiraling" and a S. Texas hunting scene (had just learned to shoot .30-30)
>everyone else drawing racecars or awkward ponies
>a wild teacher appears
>"What's that, anon?"
>that's a bullet spiraling due to rifling. guns without it aren't as accurate
>strange look for a strange kid

>few years later, Columbine happens
>shooting spitballs in class at this douchebag who totally started it (spitball self defense)
>clean miss, fucking NAIL the teacher in the face
pokerface.jpg
>Saturday school
>fuck.

>college years, in the NE
>doodle constantly in class as it helps me absorb lecture info (visual learner)
>among many other things, I draw guns, knives, schematics for zip guns
>random girl sees me drawing; gives me a strange room
>we later hang out and smoke a bowl and she realizes I'm not a threat to humanity
>2 years later she asks me to teach her how to shoot
>we're bros now and a couple years ago I had thanksgiving with her and her husband

the deeds of a few should not set the expectations for the many

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:43:00 No.10236218 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:44:00 No.10236223 Report

Quoted By: >>10236229

bitch please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:46:00 No.10236229 Report

Quoted By: >>10236235

>>10236223
>Chile
Bitch please yourself.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

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Courier !bwulacYkqY Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:46:00 No.10236232 Report

Quoted By: >>10236238

>>10236202
Were you drunk when drawing those?
They look like those russian prototypes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:48:00 No.10236235 Report

Quoted By: >>10236241

>>10236229

shush, i'm allowed to be patriotic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:49:00 No.10236238 Report

Quoted By: >>10236243

>>10236232
>Were you drunk when drawing those?
Even worse, I was 13 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:49:00 No.10236241 Report

Quoted By: >>10236249

>>10236235
I'm, uh....I'm gettin' some kinda pony-vibe from the helmet.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

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Courier !bwulacYkqY Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:50:00 No.10236243 Report

Quoted By: >>10236247 >>10236248 >>10236258

>>10236238
Oh, well.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

Courier !bwulacYkqY Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:52:00 No.10236247 Report

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>>10236243
and I know there's an error on the squadron name.
83rd'. I fixed this later, but have no pic of the fix

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:52:00 No.10236248 Report

Quoted By: >>10236254

>>10236243
>83th
How to into suffix

Also, fuck yer, Ace Combat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:52:00 No.10236249 Report

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>>10236241

fuck, i drew that years ago, like 2009.

believe me, it has nothing to do. it's a design for lizard like aliens for a friends' project.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

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Courier !bwulacYkqY Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:53:00 No.10236254 Report

Quoted By: >>10236264

>>10236248
Dang, I wasn't fast enough.
Hope you like this one then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:53:00 No.10236256 Report

Quoted By: >>10236443

since then i got a tablet.

i should start drawfagging here in /k/, i could use some practice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:53:00 No.10236258 Report

Quoted By: >>10236273

>>10236243
>Armored Dragons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:55:00 No.10236264 Report

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>>10236254
Nice harrier or something in the bottom right.

Don't worry, I suck at perspective as well.

space herpes... !F4e0wtigJo

space herpes... !F4e0wtigJo Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:56:00 No.10236271 Report

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another oldfag story:

>social studies
>teacher is my wrestling coach
>he doesn't give a shit about shit
>gives out projects on the middle ages
>me and my partner get "law and order"
>decide to turn it into a report on torture methods
>tell teacher what we plan to do.
>come into class ready to go.
>tape of braveheart, a giant ziploc bag full of tomato soup and ketchup and dishwashing fluid with a couple legs cut off of panty hose and stuffed with cotton to make them nice and lumpy. Big gut hook and big butcher knife.
>the other kid is skinny, wears bag taped to stomach under cheap shirt
>talk about torture methods.
>at end put in tape of braveheart, the last scene
>tell everyone I'm going to show them what the movie didn't
>bend other kid back across table
>cut through shirt into bag
>pull "guts" out with hook
>FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMM!!

I guess it never occured to me that that would be a problem, and it wasn't, grossed out some kids, cleaned up our mess, got an A.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

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Courier !bwulacYkqY Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:56:00 No.10236273 Report

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>>10236258
Had no idea on how to call them and a friend suggested that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 20:58:00 No.10236280 Report

Quoted By: >>10236769

>>10232633
ausfag here so we do remembrance day shit here in school

>in year 4
>ANZAC day shit in class "draw a picture of the ANZACS kids"
>girls draw gay shit like poppies or the shrine or whatever, boys draw retarded looking explosions or medals, faggots drawing d-day landing craft and assault rifle wielding soldiers
>get to use charcoal sticks, draw gallipoli beach landing, with the shitty wood lifeboats they used, shells exploding in water, soldiers dying on landing at the beach
>mfw felt badass for the day, fucking bitch teacher puts mine in the bottom corner, tells me it's too violent or wrong or some shit
>that feel when sorry ANZACS I tried ; ;

Courier !bwulacYkqY

Courier !bwulacYkqY Mon 05 Dec 2011 21:12:00 No.10236329 Report

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Got some more drawings. Anyone want to see them. I'll pic them, if no one wants then not. I'm such a lazy fag.
inb4 typical tripfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 21:16:00 No.10236344 Report

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>>10233072

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 21:21:00 No.10236369 Report

Quoted By: >>10236377 >>10236565

>>10233072
Bringing in ammo, even non-live ammo, would freak anybody out. There is no school that would not shit themselves if somebody brought in ammo.

Courier !bwulacYkqY

Courier !bwulacYkqY Mon 05 Dec 2011 21:25:00 No.10236377 Report

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>>10236369
But I have brought ammo more than once at physichs class to talk about ballistics....

that one /k/omando !mnjbuYi9uM

that one /k/omando !mnjbuYi9uM Mon 05 Dec 2011 21:26:00 No.10236383 Report

Quoted By: >>10236534

>be in elementry school
>be in new jersey
>was lighting off smoke bombs and pull string snaps on the weekend
>their was a smoke bomb still in my pack
>shenigger opens pack, going to steal shit, steals the smoke bomb
>she drops it durring lunch
>says i gave it to her
police were called, got suspended, and everyone thinks i like that nigger ham beast.
God dami.t

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 21:40:00 No.10236443 Report

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>>10236256
We need a new drawfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 22:01:00 No.10236534 Report

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>>10236383
have you noticed an upswing in the jersey nigger population, or do you think they're just moving out the ghetto?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 22:08:00 No.10236565 Report

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>>10236369
But that's wrong, you fucking retard. It didn't freak me out, and it didn't freak the codfag I was teaching out, either. 0/10 You also posted a sangebeb pic, your argument is invalid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 22:43:00 No.10236769 Report

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>>10236280
So it's wrong to show true respect by means of a demonstration of your understanding of reality? "Respect" means the regurgitation of cleaned-up propaganda?

YES WAR WAS SUPER NICE NOBODY WAS KILLED OR EVEN HURT AND EVERYBODY AND THE FLOWERS AND THE RAINBOWS WERE HAPPY AND SMILES.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:12:00 No.10236975 Report

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>Used to make crude napalm in parent's garage
>Sold it as "Ultra II" for $3/oz
>Was oldest in grade so I'd ride my bike outside town limits, buy fireworks, and sell them at a markup
>Sold paintball guns, lighters, porno mags and knives from a stash in the woods outside the school
>never got caught

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2011 01:38:00 No.10237742 Report

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>>10235223
>2000g

2 FUCKING kilos of pot?
thats 4 and a half pounds, fucking garbage bag full of marijuana
I live in Vancouver and only ever seen that much in a grow op
The fuck is up with your school?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2011 03:19:00 No.10238272 Report

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>10th grade history
>told to draw WW1 propaganda poster for a project
>teacher was a TOTAL bro and me, my friends and him talked all the time
>the day before he assigned the poster he told us of British pilots early in the war dropping anything they could on the enemy, even bricks.
>draw epic stick figure battle with British MK II tank
>draw British plane with pilot throwing bricks at the Germans
>i speak German so put VORSICHT VOR DEM ZIEGEL at the top and Werden Sie heute Mitglied at the bottom.
>dead germans everywhere
>teacher said "Wow you even put the guns in the right place on the tanks, did you search for a picture?"
>just did it from memory
>get a 110%
best class ever.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2011 04:17:00 No.10238552 Report

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Bamp.

M-MOAR.

>Doodle military shit in class
>Teacher sees
>"Anon go to the office"
>Mom is called it
>Mom's face when towards teachers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2011 07:10:00 No.10240146 Report

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Look, fair warning, this one didn't happen to me, but it happened at my school and I witnessed it, and thought it was dumb.
>Elementry school
>Kid has police officer father
>On job day Father brings unloaded gun for demonstration
>Father asked to check (unloaded) gun at door and give it to a secretary
>Secretary's gone home by the time job day is over, noone else knows where gun is
>Kid picks up gun from secretary to bring home
>Kid caught 'smuggling' empty gun back home by one of the playground moniters after school
>Kid 'suspended' for 3 days
>Never saw kid again, until highschool. Changed school districts

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